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You too, Ken
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@Skwint On my poopy of a head
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Omg it's Mae! *gasp* How's my hair!?
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I can see a green flag from a mile away. But my favorite color is red sooooooo
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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@VilageidiotxI already said I'm voting Hillary, yet don't like her and am not a democrat. My only reason is because I think Trump has all of Hillary's flaws, and is also inexperienced and racist. That doesn't change the fact I am an independent and don't like Hillary.
@MacabreFox, welcome back.
Dax would not be at the camp when Kamals arrive.

I shall post on the morrow, and I haven't read everything that has transpired yet but...wut. The Kamal is attacking? And Dax was moved?
@Dinh AaronMkNo my friend, it's just literal math and statistics. I hope a third party candidate wins someday, but Gary Johnson is the most popular one, at 10%, and even then, his policies aren't that good.

It's literally like you needing to choose between Coke and Dr. Pepper, and you choose one and are standing at the line just about to check out. Then your friend goes "WHY DON'T WE GET 7 UP!?!?!?!?" and you're like "dude we're at the check out line. I'm not going back."

If 3rd was gonna win, they shoulda made a bigger showing of themselves a year ago, back when it mattered. Though, Bernie Sanders kinda sucked up everybody that didn't want to vote for Trump or Hilary so, maybe 3rd wouldn't have done well this time regardless. But like I said, Gary Johnson isn't a good choice anyway, from what I have heard.

...voting third party as a vote of no confidence. That's what it is. Saying "I have an opinion and am willing to vote, but I will not vote for who you are running."

McMullin, Stein, and Johnson. You got choices. They'll never become president, but they'll stick in the craw of those who fucked up the choices this year.

It's not about 'sticking it to the man.' It's about making sure america has a commander in chief that won't be terrible for it.
@Dinh AaronMkI'm not fooling myself. Just seeing this without prejudice.


Twenty five hundred RifleDwarfs had just finished loading as the Rangers hoofed past them, heading into the Dwarf lines. The Dwarf front line hefted shield and readied themselves. Just behind, on the rise of the ground, Thraggi Fwalinson the head Artilleryman had just readied the Dwarven artillery and gotten them loaded. Not a moment too soon.

"Fire 5 volleys of the multi cannon." he ordered them. "On my mark." The brown bearded Dwarf wearing his nose guard helm gazed at the oncoming horde. He'd been told the strategy with how they'd deal with this first wave, and they needed to save ammunition for the bulk of the forces. "Catapults...fire! Multi-shot, fire!" he ordered, throwing his hand down.

All save the great Cannons fired. They were loaded and in reserve for later. Suddenly, the 'ka-chuck' of the Catapults and the concussive 'boom' after 'boom' from the multi shot gun filled the air. Still hundreds of paces out, the clan rats were not quite in accurate Rifle range. The Artillery was perfectly placed however, and soaring death now rained upon the Vermintide as rocks the size of Dwarf shields and high powered cannon shot tore through fur, armor, and flesh, soaring into the ranks. Every shot killed dozens upon dozens.

As the mass continued forward, the second volley of artillery was fired just as twenty five hundred RifleDwarfs hefted their Caplock rifles, aimed, and fired. Countless 'cracks' resounded in the air as their bullets tore through the first and second ranks of the vermin. They reloaded with practiced efficiency and the concentration only a Dwarf could muster, hefted, and fired again. They could now see the whites in the Vermin's eyes as they were gunned down.

After their second volley, they retreated behind the lines in unison, given cover fire by the two thousand crossbow Dwarf bolters upon the hill. While the crossbow wasn't as armor piercing as a bullet, it was still very reliable when it came to punching through armor, and it had greater ranged. Their crossbow quarrels thudded and shredded into the Vermintide. The Dwarf King hefted his hammer high into the air, and as their ranks closed shields again for the Dwarf Riflemen to take a high ground, he cried out to the ancestors for their blessing on this day.

As if on cue, over three thousand Berserker Dwarves ran out of the flanks and within the temporary gaps in the Dwarf army just before the shields closed, streaming forward as an avalanche of muscle, hair, and gleaming axes. They could smell the thousands of dead Vermin, bringing them a bloodlust as they charged forward with reckless abandon and violent roars. @TemplarKnight07



The thunder of hooves and roars of the Berserkers filled the air as butchery was had in the center of the melee. Blood spurted and limbs were shorn off. One Berserker was gutted, but even as his entrails fell out of his thick stomach he cleaved the head of a beastman and ended its life. Havoc and chaos raged in the maelstrom of bodies.

The Ironguard gave off warcries of Khadrin (the Dwarven language) and held their PoleAxes out as if they were defending against cavalry. These Dwarfs were noteable at punching through charging armor, and many Razorgors were spitted on steel or pierced by the heads of the PoleAxes. The Beastmen's weight was still something to be reckoned with, as was their savagery. Some of the Ironguard were ripped down or tackled. The chariots cut down a few Ironguard caught unaware, some of them being mauled by the beasts pulling them. However, the tough Dwarves hacked and stabbed at the beasts with their pole weapons. Some even had the reach to attack those beastmen in the chariots.

Beastman and Berserkers were torn by the Alphagor's insane volley. Grimbold pointed at the beast and roared in Khadrin to destroy that monsters. Alchemical fire from the flamethrowers showered and melted the beastmen that were distracted by the berserkers, and Grimbold ordered a charge of his Greatbearded warriors. The venerable Dwarves hefted their shields and rune weapons, crying out, and then moving as one, stepping over the charred remains of the burnt Beastman corpses. Before they reached the lines, the ranged Dwarfs fired off another volley of bolts and bullets.
@ClocktowerEchos
@Dinh AaronMkI'm an independent so I agree that third party isn't necessarily wasted usually, but I think the only time it's not wasted is if they have a big following near the beginning of a campaign. It's way too late in the game for it to effect anything really, atm.


Present!
@FuzzybootzI'll make sure this first mission ends with my next post (unless people don't commit to an attack), so we have more interaction. Then we'll all be able to get into a time skip. If you have nothing you feel you can say here, I don't mind letting you wait a small bit. I'm hoping to post this weekend, but don't worry about going over the time limit :)
He slipped his arm away from hers naturally, and returned the smile. He felt like he'd mess up somehow if he spoke again, if he was being honest with himself. It wasn't usually like him to be this interested but, what he did know was that he enjoyed spending time with this girl. Maybe it was the newness of it, but maybe not. Still, he'd not let it get in the way of what they were trying to do, and he was fairly sure she wouldn't either. Valerie might be newer than some to this, but she seemed mature beyond her years in a fashion.

He placed his hand on one last beam that jutted above his head as they reached the mouth of the alley and halted for a moment. "Here we are..." he breathed, uncertainty in his voice at first. He spotted what he was looking for not a moment later, however. He took a step out of the alley, and maneuvered his way past the crowd of men and women walking to and fro. Before them was a row of stalls. To the left, a young woman with blonde hair sold fruit to passersby, and to the right a short man with dark skin selling exotic spices.

Markus stopped in front of one of the larger stalls. It was almost a small shack, with a roof to help a small group out of the rain or sunlight, and a large table with various items for traveling. At the stalls flanks were small walls lined with various weapons, rope, sacks, and tools. At the center was a doorway behind the salesmen, where he kept most of his stock. The salesman was a curiosity however.

He was a stout and weather-beaten Dwarf, wearing leather trousers and a studded tan jerkin over a wool shirt. His beard was dark and trailed down to his waist. The curiosity was not the way he dressed, or the smoking pipe in his mouth. He was missing his left eye. In its place was a black onyx gem that gleamed as if it was a workable, baleful eye that could stare into someone's thoughts. Still, he smoked nonchalantly enough.

Markus gave an encouraging nod to Valerie, before slipping his hands into his pockets and addressing the Dwarf that had not yet looked their way. "Edgar." Markus said.
"Oh, ye remember my name, do ye?"
"I just saw you a month ago."
The Dwarf shrugged. "Men forget things."
The Swordmage let out a small snigger. "We can't all live to be three hundred years old."
"Seems to me you, nor the lass-" he said, pointing his pipe at Valerie before smoking some more. "-won't be living past a tenday if yer Elf friend is to believed."
"You...spoke to him?"
"No, he's just loud."
Markus could not help but chuckle at that. The Dwarf continued. "If yer to be taking that contract the mayor's handing out, I have something ye might be interested in." he said, glancing to the left with his one eye, before returning his gaze to the two of them. "I don't know you well, and I don't know yer lady friend at all, but if ye do manage to finish this job, I hear tale of a Sorceress back in Highmast that'll pay quite well fer artifacts, and trinkets of a magical nature to be found in the ruins. I would too, in fact. Ye just come back here and let me know if ye got any. I'll pay a tad less, but ye'll get a discount on me stock too."
"Ruins?" Markus asked incredulously. He shared a look with Valerie, and Edgar went on to explain that down into the lowlands were tombs and small abandoned cities laid by the ancient human kingdom of Dar'gon, which itself had been built over an old Elvish kingdom. Apparently the rumor was they were haunted, as well.
"We uh, we'll see what we can do." the Swordmage said openly with a shrug. In all honesty, that sounded like it would get them a pretty penny.
"Now." the Dwarf declared, puffing a smoke ring out of his pipe. "Ye wanting supplies?"@Luminosity
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