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3 days ago
Current >Aeldari (posts inglorious basterds pic of an agent holding up 3 fingers)
13 days ago
I thought twerkin to Ice Spice was bad, but we got someone named 'Negroslayer' making a profile....aaaaand deleted.
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23 days ago
Yes, in fact I have half a mind to insist on it.
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23 days ago
I just want everyone on the guild to know that their admin has six pack abs. You're truly in the best timeline
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25 days ago
Hmmm... is an admin allowed to be horny on main?
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Alcander kept himself busy while the others spoke, checking the cadaver's weight of limb, the skin texture, and he performed a small spell to determine if any vile spirits still dwelled around the corpse. Unfortunately, he received no reply when he attempted to summon the spirit of the deceased. But that was not the most disconcerting part. When he pulled out the mandrake and performed the rite, he not only felt as if there was no one at home. He felt as if there was a vacuum where a soul might have been. For a brief moment, Alcander felt a tinge of fear as he felt the pull of his own soul. A less experienced mage might have stepped in to search, but that would have spelled the end of him. He suppressed a shudder and closed the summoning.

By this point, the others had arrived and made quite the spectacle, as they often did. By the time they had decided to acknowledge him, he had run out of ideas without further assistance from Jo, Alcander was merely standing there as if waiting for an elevator, hands in his jacket.

"Good idea." Alcander said, the toothpick in his mouth undulating as he spoke. "I'm not the best at sweet talking the security guards."

If Alcander was alone, he might have done a larger summoning, perhaps asking a stone spirit for aid. They were rife in the city, all the concrete and imported stone for the more exotic buildings attracted them like. However, they were far more volatile than the spirits locked in natural mountains. In modern terms, you'd call the rock spirits that fled to the city as 'bums,' exiled from the true stone to fraternize with a low class, made-man mixture. In fact, cities often had the worst or least honorable of the old powers. Anything that trucked with humanity tended to be pretty seedy, as far as the ancients were concerned. Except the Black Dogs of Britain, and he lamented they weren't in London. That would have been cased closed almost immediately.

Unfortunately, he was not alone. Most members of his 'team' if you could call it that, had spirits or heavenly beings already residing in them. Summoning more to congregate with a spell was just asking for trouble.

He fished in his jacket, and produced an old box camera in his left hand, letting the group get a good look at it. He then lazily tossed it to Adri. "Here, catch." The contraption was solid and as heavy as a rock, made from industrial grade, small form iron, but the make of it gave it an edge in capturing the supernatural on film. Even if it hit the ground, it would take a fall from a real height to break it.

Old was gold, as they say.

"Just take a few photos of the body and the surrounding area. Alright, Teajay. Let's go move that shit." The detective sighed, turning his back to the group and meandering that way. He nonchalantly spit the toothpick into a refuse pile he passed.
“Have you seen the kitchen of a McDonald’s? Or—Satan forbid—a KFC?”


He makes a valid point
The water was now a step above tepid, but we both cared very little at that moment. The day's heat was falling on the land, and we kept each other warm. I never understood couples earlier, where they would laugh and kiss and whisper all at once, but I found I was doing it with Emmaline, and I realized, for the first time in awhile, I was as comfortable around her as I was by myself. I never thought I would feel that way again.

The two of us kissed and snuggled, before Emmaline announced she was hungry and she climbed out of the pool, shimmying into a towel and drying her hair with a smaller one. I dunked myself in the water one last time before surfacing and whipping my head back and forth. I opened my eyes to see a rolled up towel flying at me, which I caught at the last moment before it plunged into the bath. I dried my hair as I stepped out, and then toweled the rest of myself.

"Can't wait to get more clothes," Emmaline murmured, putting her traveling garb back on.

"I know a good place to go," I told her, and she looked at me with wide eyes. I winked just before my shirt fell back over my torso, hugging my broad chest. "Grab something to eat and then go shopping?"

She nodded vigorously, looking at me in a way that had my heart speed up. We had just made love and already I was shy again. If I wasn't so enamored, I would be confused. But now that the adrenaline was off from the road, it felt like everything was falling into place. The two of us meandered into the rest of our clothes and then lazily walked out, though in the front room a few eyes turned our way, staring without inhibition. I gave a guilty smile and ushered Emmaline on, who seemed more giggly than anything. The sun flooded into our vision, and the warmth felt great on our newly washed bodies and moist hair.

We entered the tavern again, the lunch rush just starting. I saw Olly for a split second, surrounded by a crowd haranguing him at length for their orders. With sympathy, I led Emmaline past a rushing waitress and headed upstairs. As we found our room, there was a slip of paper at the foot of the door. Emmaline bent down to grab it, pulling it up to her face and reading through it, pleased. I poked my head around her to see, though with my height it wasn't hard to look over her shoulder. Emmaline gave a sly smile, and tossed her hair coquettishly to ruin my view. I blinked, rearing back and acting put off, before we were interrupted by a curious sound.

The two of us looked from one another to the door of our room. Emmaline opened her mouth to whisper, but I clamped my hand on her and gave her a look of understanding. I backed her up for a moment, and slowly I stepped forward, reaching for the doorknob to the room, gingerly turning it.

Swiftly I shoved the door open, the wood hitting the wall audibly. Our room was comfortable but not entirely large. Mostly a moderately sized bedroom with a half kitchen and a small balcony. The sunlight streamed in, the curtains billowing from the breeze. Amidst our meager belongings was a figure, hooded and cloaked. As soon as the door swung open, its head shot in our direction. It moved erratically, it's body and hand movements were both languid yet sharp. I heard a low sound, not unlike a buzzing hiss, but lower, as if I felt the very vibrations in my chest and neck.

I couldn't see who or what it was under the cowl, but it wasn't human. Or not fully human.

I leaped forward, my legs pivoting into a kick. But the thing was too fast, sliding to the left with an eerie speed and scuttling away, grasping cupboards and bed posts with gloved hands and sprinting out onto the balcony. I followed, easily leaping over the bed, stepping down lightly before I launched myself again onto the balcony after it, and with one foot on the balustrade, I noticed the cloaked figure had somehow found its way down and was speeding away through the crowd.

"I'll be back!" I called to Emmaline, and I heard her cry out in alarm as I leaped the fifteen feet to the ground, narrowly missing a couple who gasped as I landed in a roll in front of them. I was on my feet in a flash, sprinting after the figure.
Kian Cran'Darak



Well, he felt slightly deflated.

Perhaps the men and women of his homeland were far more rustic than he recalled. Kian had thought the nobility might know his turn of phrase and his manner, but perhaps there was hope yet. He merely needed to spend a bit of time with the woman, and there was always something interesting to learn in a foreign land. Plus, it was either go with them or stay here, and a horseback ride to a destination with a delectable woman was more inviting than the hard road.

He took her hand with a gracious smile of thanks, careful not to stumble despite half his form having been strangled to sleep. Kian stepped past the corpses and looters, and chuckled at lady Vittoria's statement.

"I think I can vouche for that, my lady."

A horse was presented to him, brought by another servant. Or squire, he supposed. They seemed like battle-servants to him, but evidently if they had sufficient valor, and their liege felt particularly nice, they could be uplifted to the gentry. He wondered how often that happened? "Thank you," he said to the lad, though truthfully the 'lad' looked big and scarred enough to be labeled a 'battle-hardened man' in his mind. Or maybe it was that obtuse looking armor.

"We're playthings for the gods, so I hear." Kian said to no one in particular as he mounted the horse. A grin slowly spread across his handsome features. "If that's the case, let's at least give them a good show."

He kicked his horse forward with a shift of his hips and pressure on the beast's flanks, following after Vittoria. Kian was not the best rider in the world, and he doubted it was a feat to beat him in most scenarios one might race. But he was experienced, at least. He would not be left in the dust, and already he was hoping to impress his new 'host,' or at least not make a fool of himself. He would find out once they reached their base of operations.

Or R'hllor saw fit to throw another bit of wildfire into the mix that was his life...
Welcome to the site!
In Hello 6 mos ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
@Liamdean4510 Mostly antiquity and the medieval era! Though I do like some of the early modern period :)
In Hello 6 mos ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
@Liamdean4510 Nice, I'm a historian too!
I’ve also been broadly operating on the understanding that everyone kind of knows one another - at least what’s in the character sheets. For example, if someone heard the presence day Trajay’s real name, that’d be the first time they’ve heard that. In the same vein, I’m guessing we know that Blythe has a Dark Passenger, and we’ve variously come to terms (or not! That could be interesting) with that, and that Al seems like he might have tried to play fetch with Cerberus.

If that’s not the case, I suppose we should discuss it - for what it’s worth, I’m very not precious about Teajay. Everything in her character sheet is totally available for people to know. :3


Yeah, I would say we have at least a soft understanding of each other. It would take a bit for someone to pry out his trauma, but people would generally know he spent some time in greece and traveled a lot and has otherwordly contacts, and would definitely play fetch with Cerberus!
I'll probably give a post after that. Al always has some thoughts
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