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Current People below 18 are allowed on the site, they just cannot engage in NSFW/explicit material. That's one of the many reasons you're not supposed to overtly advertise such things and put them in hiders.
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4 days ago
Oh shit Chronicle knows my real name
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5 days ago
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone!
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5 days ago
It's my birthday and my 9 year anniversary on the Guild! Ya'll are awesome, it's been a privilege roleplaying here.
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6 days ago
No game is unless they suck your dick with the pre-order
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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"How fer te the officer's bredge?" Alcander asked, removing the magazine from his firearm and racking the slide back, followed by the practiced movement of shoving the mag back in. He was fully loaded. The two had made it to the lift of the grand tech-progenitum without being molested, acting as if business was usual until the guard at the lift had halted them. When Jocasta rang out the clearance code and it did not work, the guard pulled a gun on them, but Jocasta stomped on his foot and Alcander elbowed him in the face in quick succession, leaving him blacked out on the floor. The green-haired vixen took control of the panel and called down the lift herself. They were inside within the minute.

"Once we reach the top? Less than a quarter-klom." She said with a hint of hopefulness. Alcander wished he shared her enthusiasm, he wasn't sure how confident he was. The shadows of the various tiers slipped by them as they ascended, and she checked her weapon as well. It was a clunky, heavy naval gun, not too dissimilar to his large double action. "We're passing up the Arboretum and the underbelly of the Cathedral now. You expect more trouble?"

Alcander was quiet for a moment as the lift slowed to a crawl, the level easing into place before there was a bellowing hiss of air and a mechanism cranking behind them to indicate the archway was about to open. Alcander held his autogun out, right hand on the holster and left hand steadying it, knees lightly bent. "I havenae been wreng mech before, on tha' scoor."

The door slid open, and bright beams from multiple lumens strapped to lascarbines streamed onto the floor of the lift, illuminating swathes of the dimly lit chamber as a squad of six men led forward a sortie in formation. They had been expecting company, layered with carapace armor and plasteel face helms, visored by infra-lenses. Expensive equipment for door guards. If Alcander and Jocasta had been standing there, they would have been as dead as Sanguinius. However, to the surprise of the assault team, they were nowhere to be found. Each man checked their corner, turned and signaled to their squadmate the coast was clear. The lift was large, but not large enough to lose two targets. After a small conversation in handsigns, one of the men placed a finger to his ear and began to murmur a communique. He stumbled on his words when a small device clocked him in the head, and he placed a hand on his helm before looking down at the mysterious item.

"Frag out!" He screamed, but his men only had time to take two steps before the grenade detonated, shrapnel tearing through their extremities and puncturing the armor of the men in close proximity. Two of the six managed to make it to the wall relatively unharmed as their fellows took the brunt of the explosion, but they were staggered. Alcander slid down the cable he and Jocasta had snagged to the steel veins along the upper wall, calmly taking his time with two well aimed shots to the neck, ending them before they could raise their weapons. Alcander's boots thudded gently on the floor, and after he eyed the corridor outside the lift, he began to rifle through the limp forms of the dead men. He pocketed a few more grenades, and slung a lascarbine onto his shoulder. Behind him, there was a groan, and he spun, his weapon out like lightning, but not fast enough. The wounded man had him dead to rights with a laspistol, before a roar of flames punched into the prone form of the traitor guard, engulfing him in superheated gas. He didn't even have time to scream. One moment he was there, and the next he was charred; incinerated on the spot.

Jocasta slid down right after, smiling happily as she spun her smoking naval gun. Alcander just looked at her. "What? I like the fire."

Suddenly lasbolts and auto rounds singed the wall and ricocheted across the rockcrete, both Jocasta and Alcander diving for cover. Al hit the left outcropping frame of the lift while Jo hit the right. With a few quick glances outwards, the two surmised the corridor leading to the main bridge was covered on a secondary floor four meters upwards on both sides of the run, likely by a dozen guard, and more were believably on their way. Alcander returned fire, but he was stalling to come up with an idea. Jocasta pointed her arm out and fired her weapon with four well-aimed shot, the rounds striking ouslite alcoves and balustrades, erupting in flames. Alcander took that as good enough cover to move, both hands on his weapon as he sprinted out of the lift, rolling behind a statue of Saint Celeste just as a lasbolt singed the ground underneath his feet. After a quick motion to one another, Alcander dropped his gun and pulled out the lascarbine, changing the fire to auto and leaned out of cover, the weapon cracking, sounding like a dozen hammers striking in quick succession as he laid down suppressing fire on the upper floor. Jocasta found refuge behind a stack of utility crates, but not before a lasbolt struck her sidearm as she ran, punching it out of her hands. She cried out and leaped into cover, pushing herself against the barrier as the ensuing fire clattered on the crates like a downpour.

Alcander cursed, but took the opportunity to cook a krak grenade for two precious seconds, before lobbing to the upper level opposite his side. There was a cry of dismay before the concussive explosion rang out. One guard slid across the floor and into view below the railing, and Alcander met his eyes. The traitor tried to scramble away, but Alcander hit him with a burst of lasbolts. "Jo! Ye goot?"

"Yeah!" She said, and when Alcander glanced her way, he saw the woman step out of cover holding a throne-damned hellgun, the entire battery pack firmly strapped to her back. Alcander's jaw dropped as she laid down a hellstorm of fire, the weapon's fire so fast it looked like one, continuous stream of crimson light.

"Wheer weer ye heding tha'!?" Al asked incredulously, but he wasn't so surprised as to not take advantage of the situation, joining her in moving forward, throwing two more frags as the traitors were suddenly pressed, crying out to one another to fall back. But it was slow going, lasbolts striking near Al's feet and Jocasta needing to find alcoves and nooks to regather herself and switch packs. Alcander hit another with a burst from his lascarbine, before his next target was saved when the weapon clicked empty. He groaned and he dropped the weapon before unholstering his autogun once again. As he did so, he peered out from behind the nook of the pillar, and in his vision he caught a sight that caused his stomach to drop. There, up a sweeping staircase upon her throne was Camilla, strapped and struggling, with that bitch Yvraine holding her at gun point.

This wasn't his fight, he kept telling himself. He did not give a damn about this place, but seeing Camilla there, it was like seeing painting of an ecchlesiarchal tragedy. What's more, he was not about to let his employer, a bloody damned princess, and a fun one at that, get killed on his watch. His next words exploded from his throat.

"Princess!" Alcander roared, and he stepped out of cover like a damned fool. A lasbolt snaked by his neck, but he did not see it. All the world faded away as he almost leisurely aimed his gun, bullets raining around his form as if he was blessed like Sebastian Thore himself. He leveled his pistol, a near impossible shot from what had to be two hundred yards. Jo dropped a traitor guard that had leaped out from behind the stairwell to end Alcander, but Al paid it no mind. Instead, as his barrel aligned with the shot, the probator breathed out slowly and pulled the trigger. Five pounds of pressure, his mentor had told him. Five pounds between life and death. His gun kicked back, and the bullet spun like a corkscrew, slicing across Yvraine's cheek and tearing her skin. The seneschal cried out in fear and alarm, but she dropped down as she called for reinforcements, and Alcander's eyes met Camilla's for a brief, infinite moment before time returned to its normal pace, and he spun back into cover before he was ripped to shreds by a hail of lasfire.


How does a muffin have a mustache?
Work in progess


Going to make my character this weekend. Also thanks for the resources
Greetings, my name is Belikroz, and I am looking for a new home to try and lay out my word and worlds for others to experience and interact with. I attempt to be open-minded with any who want to build a story with me so long as certain aspects are not the only focus. (Only fighting or only love, etc.) I'm interested in playing in almost any setting as well, from fantasy to modern and futuristic, however I can not guarantee to be knowledgeable in most fandoms.


welcome, good to meet you
There was a shouting match between three men in the mud slick street, brinking on violence before a woman with a broom ran out and batted at them, causing them to flee and cry out 'Brunhilde!' which Kasimir presumed was her name. It was the first of a multitude of interactions, each one dirty or less than cordial. Utergard was filled to the brim, they would be lucky to find lodging at this rate. A few unscrupulous looking fellows leaning on a wooden railing watched them go by, and Kasimir gave them a look that promised death. They wisely looked away, but he kept his hand near his sword hilt. They had been staring at the horses even more than the former lady Eleanor. He hoped there were well guarded stables at least, that is if they didn't sleep with the horses. Somehow he doubted Emmaline would be keen to that idea.

"I was hoping Taalagad wasn't so crowded," Emmaline said, curling her full lips in distaste and distress.

"This is Untergard, you thick headed wench. You've never been outside of Riekland before you decided to invade Middenheim, have you?" Kasimir remarked derisively.

"Shut up!" She said, though her cheeks colored from her ignorance.

After taking directions from a local baker, they kicked their steeds in a canter, directing them toward the larger inn in Utergard; a tacky three story building that likely used to have a charm about it before its paint job had grown weathered and the sign's hinges did not creak. The hanging sign had the symbol of two greatswords, labeled 'Dueling Blades.' To Kasimir it sounded like a vendor for swords, but even before he gave his horse to the stableboy, he could see it was packed with men and women drinking and eating and laughing. He gave the stableboy an extra crown to keep their steeds safe and looked after, and he helped Emmaline off the destrier before they stepped into the admittedly warm and inviting taproom.

Kasimir had not traveled to every province of the Empire, but he felt this room had a sizeable sample of most of them, at least judging by their accents and apparel. Hochland hunters drank malts and laughed in their strange cadence while bullheaded Ostland mercenaries played cards with Ostermark bowmen. A few burly Nordlanders drank and spoke in a far table, but the room was mostly filled with the Middenland refugees trying to flee south. Unfortunately, a quick glance showed both Emmaline and the bastard there were no table to sit, and so Kasimir nodded for Emmaline to save a spot at a standing booth on the far wall near the corner.

A few minutes later, Kasimir returned with two cups of foaming ale. The barwoman had told him the last barge left on the morrow, and there were ongoing negotations on if the captain would accept any more refugees or not. He decided to tell Emmaline after he told her he was able to grab the last bedroom.

"I bought us a room." He said, handing her the second mug of ale. Despite the drab conditions of the town, he had sipped his and it was quite spectacular. He half guessed they had a dwarf that worked in the back.

The golden haired woman looked relieved, before she snapped up and raised an eyebrow. "One?"

"They only had one," he explained with a sigh. "Plus we don't have the funds for two, or I don't. Unless you want to spend some of your hard earned cash."

She was going to retort, but the ale was so good she decided to nurse it for a few more moments. "Fine, but I take the bed." She concluded, acting for all the world like she was still the lady Eleanor, just without the accent. Kasimir's smile was feral.

"Of course, I've only saved your life multiple times and caught all the food on the road, why would I deserve the bed?" His words were dripping with venom.

"You might have a point if you did not cause such painful headaches to begin with." She responded, and promptly finished her drink by tilting her head back and opening her throat, practically inhaling the brew.

"You are the painful headache!" Kasimir said, slamming his empty mug on the table. He looked as if he was going to say more, opening his mouth, but let out a growl of annoyance and turned away, hailing for another round of ale. As he did so, Emmaline unwisely decided to continue the conversation.

"And you think you're some knight out of legend, rescuing fair damsels and chivalrously defending the realm?" She said, placing her hands together coquettishly and batting her eyelashes in a facetious display, before making a show of gagging. "You're a scoundrel like me, just less amicable." Kasimir turned on her, eyes blazing. Most men would have stepped back for fear of their life, but Emmaline was well aware if he wanted to hurt her, he would have done so long ago. This was yet another skirmish in a continuous war. The rakish bastard held his hands up, his fingers curling like claws as he tried to think how far he should go to insult her, before he gave the angry remark:

"If Ulric is truly just, then why did he give you tits like those?" He asked. "Every day it's more lip, if they weren't so full and red you would be in the ground!"

A waiter placed two mugs of ale between them, too busy to even eavesdrop on the conversation.

"You think it's easy for me? With those eyes and those hands gripping me when you swoop in for a rescue? And those shoulders I cling to when we ride? I hate you, I can't even focus on thieving!" They both grabbed their drinks with a synchronized movement and took a long drink, before placing their mugs down.

"You lose focus?" He chuckled incredulously. "Every time you turn around I have that ass in my face, I can't even fucking sleep!" He stepped forward, placing a finger on her collarbone like a gentle prod. "I can barely look you in the eyes, they're so blue. Why do you have to be so bleeding insufferable?"
"See? Ya see?" Neil asked, pointing to Tilda before tapping his head. "I know how to pick 'em, she's super smart."

The men put Skit in the groundcar in short order, strapping him down in the back as Orm and Zaile squished themselves in with the ratling to keep him steady. Neil hopped in the driver's seat, which left Tilda to take the front passenger's side. Neil cranked the vehicle, and its engine roared to life, the light snapping on to illuminate the seemingly endless tunnel before them. "Everyone strapped in? Remember, keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, and don't unbuckle yourself until the vehicle comes to a complete stop. The tires cannot be used as flotation devices, my administratum litigate bade me make that clear before every excursion, you understand."

Bullets and lasbolts began to ping off the walls and bathe the shadows in red flashes as shouting arbites began to fill the chamber behind them, fanning out in an encirclement formation. Orm yelped and Zail looked somewhat perturbed, while Skit moaned in fear. Neil merely put his tinted glasses on, something that seemed ill advised for driving in the dark, but he had good headlights and it looked cool. Tilda glanced at him with an incredulous look, likely asking herself what she had gotten into. Neil just grinned at her, before smacking his head as if he forgot to buy a certain kind of cheese at the market.

"Oh, that's right! You can always trust the judges to keep you on your toes, I almost did not remember..."

A lasbolt pinged off the back of the vehicle, singeing the steel. The crewmen began to cry for Neil to move, but instead he punched the glove compartment, and a small device rolled into his waiting palm. Anyone with any military or paramilitary experience knew it was a detonator, and Tilda promptly held her fingers to her ears as Neil primed it with a flick of his fingers, before pressing the crimson button at the top. There was a concussive force and a sudden gout of flame, and a noise as loud as an autogun gunshot inches away from their ears.

Whoever had entered the room was immediately paste, and the walls began to crumble as Neil put the vehicle in gear and sped off into the darkness, laughing like he had just pulled a funny prank.

An hour later...

Neil had left the vehicle in the service tunnels, the group having climbed a utility ladder fifty feet up, feeding into a passageway that led into the underside of the hanger. Tilda glanced back down at the vehicle, before it beeped twice and the lights flashed. The others were hauling the ratling down the grating, but Neil had the keys in his hands. He saw her eyeing him, and he winked. "It's a rental, they'll come pick it up."

He dropped the keys, the instrument falling the fifty feet to bounce onto the front chair cushion. He motioned for Tilda to follow, and they arrived at one last service ladder, just a dozen feet in height. To Neil's credit, he ascended first to check the coast was clear, as a captain should, and helped each member out of the small portal in the rockcrete. Skit was strapped to Zail's back, the ratling gagged so he wouldn't moan. Tilda was last, and Neil took her hand and helped her onto the landing. She moved well in the slim dress, he decided. She was fascinating to him, and not just because he had a thing for blondes that could shoot well.

"Where to?" She asked him softly. The landing port was fairly rudimentary, as it was made for orbital ships with sub-light engines, generally without warp capability of their own. There were numerous small, general purpose, surface-to-orbit cargo shuttles like the arvus-lighters sitting next to larger merchant-class yachts meant for meandering through a system at comfortable speeds for extended vacations or parties, just beside more civilian mercantile crafts for enterprising unions with vested interests in the starport above the planet. There were a few mechanical servitors whirring across the rockcrete in the distance, and a strobing yellow light above the rafters along the walls ensconcing the large sequestered area. Neil lifted his hand and pointed past a Heraldus-class shuttle to an even larger landing craft. It was twice as large, actually, but sleek, with twin engines. Tilda gave a small, disbelieving gasp at the bulk of the sloop. Hell of a planet-side shuttle. It looked like it could hold at least two hundred people, maybe more.

"I-I thought..." She stammered, and then admitted: "I'm actually impressed."

Neil didn't like to wink too often because it was something you needed to do when cool moments occurred, and cool moments didn't happen too often. If they did, then they wouldn't be as cool, and the ratio would be off. But since it was her first day, he gave her another wink. "Thanks, she's my baby. We call her the Rogue."

"It's not much," Orm said sheepishly. "It took awhile to rig the warp-drive to it. But Neil and Lazarus are good mechanics."
Obviously very new here, just getting settled in.
I am big into fantasy, magical types of RP's. I generally stay away from fan fic types unless it's just an idea to pull from to make my own world and ideas.

I have about 30 years of RP experience. Yes I'm an old lady so I'd prefer to keep my RP's with people that are in the higher age group. I am up for mostly 1x1 rp's I find some people have a hard time staying active as i have a busy life sometimes. However I'm hoping to expand my RP friend circle.
Feel free to reach out to me, DM's are open. I am looking forward to finding some new RP partners. Looking forward to digging in!


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