“Where’s. My. Money?” Normally, a beat down over money would be something that’s done between a loan shark and his prey, but in this case, these were two Gods. One had long hair as if strewn from gold and wore a tuxedo while the other was bald and wore simple silver robes.
“I don’t… have… it!” The Golden God then slammed the toilet seat right into the Silver God’s head.
“You had ten thousand years to collect the money. Ten thousand. Instead, you lazed around and let your people get fat. The other Gods are laughing at you. They pity you.” He said.
“I’m sorry… Just… life got in the way and…” The Silver God then realized something. “Y-your world… Your world…”
“Yes? What about it?” He asked.
“Your world’s, what? Like? Job City Central?” The Silver God asked.
“I don’t get what you mean.” He said.
“Simple… Take some of my people and place them in your world. Have them work off my debt.” He said.
“Do you expect me to have your humans bail you out?” The Golden God asked.
“Yeah… Because they… They can do everything cool! Watch…” The Silver God got up from the toilet and headed over to his room. There, he showed the Silver God various videos of people doing crazy shit on Youtube. Eventually, he ended his viewing experience on a kid killing his own father by shooting him in the chest after interrogating him on the code to the safe that contained his money. The Golden God smirked.
“… Alright. I’ll allow them to work for your debt. Give me some humans by tomorrow, and we can consider it a fair deal.” He said.
“The deal’s been struck.” The Silver God shook his hand. As the Golden God went away, the Silver God sweated. He just showed the Golden God what was obviously fake videos. People acting. How the hell were humans going to pay his debt?
That’s when he realized just how he could do it.
Nicholas looked up for any new RPGs to sign up for on Roleplayer Guild. There, he found a crossover RPG called “THE AWESOMEST CROSSOVER IN THE WORLD!” Pretentious, but admirable. He clicked the link. It showed an amateur user by the name of Xx_ItsNoUse_xX with only one post: this. Sweet, Nicholas thought, a new GM.
Nicholas wasn’t one to troll newbies. Rather, he wanted to give them advice. He used to be a GM himself, though he followed the DM mantra of “Yes, And”. Hopefully, by giving him advice, he could probably worm his way through the ranks and be his Co-GM.
But first, he had to sign up.
“Hm… Might as well go with my usual.” Nicholas said. He then composed a sheet where he signed up as Len, AKA Kamen Rider Wing Knight. As soon as he hit send, he began to feel woozy and saw the screen grow, about to eat him. He blacked out before that happened.
When Nicholas woke up, he was in an old medieval town. Villagers were walking about, wearing golden fleece shirts and black leather pants. They were trotting with golden calves. He looked around until he saw a bulletin board.
“Ah, welcome. You must be one of the humans the Silver God sent.” He said.
“Erm… Who the fuck are you?” Nicholas asked.
“You may call me Mr. Gold for now.” He looked around. “Where’s the rest of you?”
“Who?” Nicholas asked.
“I was promised a group. A guild of people. Where’s the rest?” He asked.
“I dunno… Maybe they’re late? Give them time?” Nicholas obviously had no idea what was going on, so waiting was probably the best option…
[OOC: Alright, let the RPG begin. Basically if you don't have any idea how to begin, my character's gonna form a template.]