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1 yr ago
Current Fuck yeah, girlfriend. Sit on that ass! Collect that unemployment check! Have free time 'n shit!
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3 yrs ago
Apologies to all writing partners both current & prospective. Been sick for two weeks straight (and have to go to work regardless). No energy. Can't think straight. Taking a hiatus. Sorry again.
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3 yrs ago
[@Ralt] He's making either a Fallout 4 reference or a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky reference i can't tell
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3 yrs ago
"Well EXCUUUUSE ME if my RPs don't have plot, setting, characters, any artistry of language like imagery/symbolism, or any of the things half-decent fiction has! What am I supposed to do, improve?!"
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3 yrs ago
Where's the personality? The flavor? the drama? The struggle? The humanity? The texture of the time and the place in which this conversation is happening? In a word: where's the story?
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Debriefing with @King Tai


"Ed Burrell" had been burned, so Gilbert Henry had come to replace him. They knew him as Gil: Gil, the chubby office-drone whose mouth hung open like he was a cow, frozen solid halfway through another chew of cud. He looked a little dumb, and since he didn't speak so much, for all anyone knew, he was. He didn't even pay attention, really, to Blaque, as the darker, taller man spoke, despite being sheltered and fed by this person; as if they had never been business partners, and this was just another meeting in some corporate office, discussing sales projections. So why was he here? Vaguely people understood that he knew his way around a gun, and that just had to suffice. Cannon fodder; a movie extra never given a name or a romance. No named credit at the end as the screen went black.

He was looking at the bulletin because pedophile priests didn't interest him much. Their sex rings went deep, and that meant these men couldn't be killed; they had to be detained, questioned, turned against their bosses and their underlings and made to snitch. The entire root system had to be dug up, and that didn't sit right with a man who solved his problems by pulling a trigger. It was always too convoluted, too messy. So if Gil had the choice, he'd go for a simpler job; by himself if possible, but with a partner if necessary. It's not like his absence would be noted among the group, or for that matter, among the criminals they were pursuing; by the sound of things they had plenty of manpower already. Maybe too much! No, Gil played subtler games, so he browsed the catalog, leaving his back turned to the group at large. His shirt was baggy, and mushroomed at his waist.

"Bashing the Bullies" interested him the most. Again, he was categorizing jobs based on how discreetly they needed doing, and he liked to have options. He could kill these punks or he could spook them; snipe them or strangle them. Beat their little ringleader and scare the roaches back into the dark corners of the city. Yes, this was better than people who needed to be brought in alive, no matter what, or else the job was a failure; especially since these were commissioned by the cops, who always made things difficult with their bureaucracy and their tacky yellow tape.

"Burn the Kitchen" was a close second. He imagined this involving getting close to a dealer, earning some people's trust, following them to the lab to determine its location, all things he knew he was capable of. He had options, then. He could do either of these jobs alone, unless the boss insisted on sending someone along with him. So it was decided. Gil blinked, and smacked his lips. He looked around alarmed, like he caught himself dozing off, and someone had just said something important, and he missed it. That's how he introduced himself to the conversation occurring behind him, pretending to have lost track of what they were talking about and then found it again. Suddenly he was paying attention to people as they opined. Mainly he watched Blaque, waiting for his opportunity to speak to the man alone.
"I'll take the cockpit today," Jewel volunteered, knowing full well that the job behind the glass was much easier than in front of it; sure, the interviewer just had to ask the same questions that he asked every other day of the week, and there was no real brainwork in that, but at least in the control room Ona could catch a wink, just a few minutes, of calmness and rest. And she wouldn't have to spend more time in front of the new hires, in case she had a wardrobe malfunction, or if her new look wouldn't work out. Jewel felt good about it; he was redeeming himself for being a poor host by being a better coworker. It felt surprisingly nice being generous to others.

But he wondered if it made him a bad person. In fact he was very kind, because when he did nice things for people, often enough he expected nothing in return. But was it really a good thing to do if he only did it out of debt? Obligation? Was it truly a good deed if he treated Ona well just to clear his own name, and to fill the cracks in their relationship? It felt good but he felt a bit sleazy, too. No matter. Before long he had moved to the cabinet files, and unlocked one of the upper drawers, which contained his concealable earpiece. He plugged it in and although he looked totally normal, he'd be able to hear Ona when she gave him instructions. If she noticed something odd about this girl, it was her job to inform Jewel, who would take it upon himself to direct his questions in that direction, to test and probe at the applicant's brain a bit harder. And the intern was there just to "learn"; in short, to be a slave for a few years before the company let her start at the bottom rung.

Jewel crossed the vestibule between the two rooms; one door opened while the other was closed, so the applicant never got a good look into the control room. "Hi," he said cheerfully. "You must be Ms. Boulanger." And yes, he was the softie of the two, the one who disarmed the applicants and became buddy-buddy with them. Ona was better for PR; she kept it professional, and drew distinct, crisp lines in the sand about what this company was about...even if she slung their propaganda in that regard. "Fast-paced work environment," indeed; it was politically incorrect, Jewel supposed, to inform these people that they'd be worked to the bones like dogs.
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@Necrophage It's a spoiler. Highlight it.
327 @King Tai check your fucking thread m8
@King Tai Is Blaque paying people, or is this more of a feelgood doing-it-for-the-right-reasons sort of deal?

I ask because I want to roleplay a [[burned government assassin]], and I don't think he would do very much out of the kindness of his heart.
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