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1 yr ago
Current Fuck yeah, girlfriend. Sit on that ass! Collect that unemployment check! Have free time 'n shit!
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3 yrs ago
Apologies to all writing partners both current & prospective. Been sick for two weeks straight (and have to go to work regardless). No energy. Can't think straight. Taking a hiatus. Sorry again.
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3 yrs ago
[@Ralt] He's making either a Fallout 4 reference or a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky reference i can't tell
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3 yrs ago
"Well EXCUUUUSE ME if my RPs don't have plot, setting, characters, any artistry of language like imagery/symbolism, or any of the things half-decent fiction has! What am I supposed to do, improve?!"
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3 yrs ago
Where's the personality? The flavor? the drama? The struggle? The humanity? The texture of the time and the place in which this conversation is happening? In a word: where's the story?
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@Garth Well, what a coinky-dink. :)

I see the "Princess/queen x knight/bodyguard" pairing in your profile bio, so it makes sense that she must have latched on to that.
I think I might have played with her.


Probably more than one of them on this site, though, too.

@The Elvenqueen Yeah, I can watch some pretty stupid shit and enjoy it, but Jojo's Bizarre Adventure doesn't have to call attention to how fucking ludicrous it is.

Those shows use their "quirkiness" as a selling point meanwhile, which is irritating.
I was basically trying to design a Frame which was a sniper at the cost of everything else: no mobility, no armor, no spectacular short or medium-range armaments, but its right arm could punch through shit two miles away.

C'est la vie. (Which is French for "Fuck you, Foster." :P)

But yeah, a team of highly specialized mechs which all round each other out would be neat.
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Reply will be in tonight. Now the fun stuff starts.
What do you mean? It's not a question of "if" but "when."

IT'S HAPPENING
He killed the dinosaurs but then God got pissed and put him in time-out so he couldn't kill humanity too

In the sequel he'll manage to kill about a third of the population by burning 1/3 fields, turning 1/3 of the water to blood and a few other neat things (assuming they have the budget to make the CGI look good), but then Satan makes a grand return and distracts him from the humans and they have to fight in a heavyweight cage match before a clear victor over the fate of humanity is decided. That's why it's called "The Bible 2: Revelations - The Return of the Rise of the Demon King," or just "Revelations" for short.

So really it depends on whether you can hear Gabriel's trumpet or not. If you do you're fucked from the beginning, but if not, you have a fighting chance to make it out before Jesus wins the championship belt

Source: I'm a Jesus scholar
The least you could do is read Revelations, so you know what to expect when he comes back for the revenge he was denied after resurrecting from the cave
He'd whoop your behind like your daddy never did. Then you'd know not to talk back to your elders, litter, or roleplay as bisexual zebras.
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