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I was eating some creepy slimy pie, and Sasuke Uchiha threw up.  We were in Lithuania and eating crunchy water, and the slimy pies started talking and said to me "He loved crunchy water" "Doesn't even have a wart on his nose", and "isn't a cute kitten." and Naruto was throwing up on the table... <_<

These requests are kind of sad. I will answer my own. The crunchy pie water was a hot dog vibe, but Sasuke Uchiha and Ken Jeong told me that was a failure.

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The girl wanted... a baked potato? Which potato? Perfect with pepper jack cheese. Thank you! The guy wanted some mashed up veggies... Which he also got. The ghost punched Sasuke Uchiha and then Naruto's West Virginian cousin stopped pooping until he was close enough to see Naruto and Sasuke coming into view. That would explain a few things... The mountain is freaken real. Ken Jeong pulled over and took me to a cafe, which I hated because they didn't have a peppermint mocha. I had that before at a rest stop in Las Vegas. Ken Jeong also had to stop at an animal shelter to get me a puppy to play with. He told me that I was probably about to meet the cutest puppy ever and asked if I wanted a girl or boy. My hair was still up, so I said "Got enough of a boy!" He punched me in the arm because I broke the world record for most crushes in a single day. Did you know that I recently became the first girl ever to do that? I'm sort of an international phenomenon now. I guess the puppy got adopted after he put up a fight. <_< Ken Jeong called my parents and told them he had a good thing going. He then took me to this place called Rocket Fizz. There was a guy there that I liked, but I didn't know if it was reciprocated. I sort of hoped he would be gay. I am pretty sure it is because when I hugged him, he blushed, and that is a sign of being gay. Ken Jeong also beat me in corn hole, and said I was like him in every way. We took a spin in the Lithuanian canoe and started pooping quickly and didn't do a very good job. 

Luckily, it was during a race and not a leisurely paddle. Ken Jeong thought I was crying over the loss of the Lithuanian canoe, but that would have been weird. He also had me watch his shopping list. He asked me for input on who to vote for in the upcoming election. He also put up a haunted house for Sasuke and he hugged my neck when he left. <_< I can't believe he hugged my neck. <_< The dog looks different from the picture, but it is the same puppy. I would still hug him. He is super cute. Ken Jeong thinks Sasuke is an asshole. <_< I met the kid and we took a picture together. He said he was just goofing off and that I was supposed to hate him. <_< I don't hate him. I sort of love him... in a way. I will definitely be writing on his behalf if I see him at the mall. I think I have had enough excitement for a day. I just wish I wasn't so tall and had smaller hands. Then I could have a smaller puppy... or at least a pet store puppy. Ken Jeong started to cry voluptuously.

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In Pythagorean Sunset → 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Tae Bo
Location: Plench's fist

@Jellybeans

Tae Bo, while being punched, sprung into action and used his Tae Bo martial arts to strike Plench.

He flew into the air and landed on the floor.  He then tried to teleport but lost his teleportation abilities, so he was forced to fight.  Tae Bo punched Plench in the left buttock, which was squishy, causing Plench to cry out in pain.

Tae Bo then felt guilty about hurting Plench and became truly sorry for what he had done. He said, "I'm sorry I hit you."

He knelt down, apologized, and then kissed his butt cheek. Plench cried, and Tae Bo could see the tears, so he didn't punch him again. He leaned in, pressed his lips to Plench's butt, and said, "I'm sorry."

Tae Bo assumed that Plench felt comforted and felt like he was truly on the road to being a good person again.

Tae Bo started meditating while kissing Plench's butt cheek, and then Plench realized that Tae bo was blocking his telepathic powers.  Tae Bo stared at Plench interestingly.  Tae Bo got up, unblocked Plench's telepathic powers and said, "I'm sorry I blocked you before. I'd love to talk to you. We can do it again!"

Tae Bo blinked.

In Pythagorean Sunset → 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Bob Blobson

Bob Blobson heard the commotion of Plench, Riley, Gus, and Tae Bo, and got extremely hangry.  He saw Plench and Tae Bo duking it out violently while Riley was watching and eating popcorn. Bob could not see Gus's location.

Due to Bob's morbid obesity and insatiable appetite, he goes into a "famine" stage for 10 minutes, where no food or water is consumed, he becomes physically ravenous, and when food is offered, his starving appetite devours it. Bob and Riley make haste to return home and try to prepare food before it runs out.

Being part of the Yeqe Wi Yucubo gang, Bob Blobson can only speak a complex form of Gibberish which involves heavy farting.

Bob hated cute violence.  He farted and screamed out to Plench and Tae Bo "Caqaya buku wak bu ku caqaya ma kara pikar... [sic]"  !!!

In Pythagorean Sunset → 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Tae Bo
Location: near Plench's nostrils

Tae Bo thought about what Plench said, but he had no idea how to make it look good. "I hate liars! This is why I started questioning the word of everybody!" He stomped over and started to punch Plench in the face. Tae Bo twisted Plench on to the ground and pinned him there.

Tae Bo had him. "You go ahead and try it. Just remember that I'm the beat down master!" He slammed his leg into Plench's chest causing him to fall backwards into the grass.

Tae Bo then shyly teleported to Gus, asking Gus about his day while also thinking about mononucleosis.

"Gus, I wanna tell you about what happened today..."

Tae Bo then accidentally teleported back to Plench out of politeness to resume the fight.

In Pythagorean Sunset → 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Tae Bo  (Pronounced "Tie Bo")
Location: Crack Shack

Tae Bo awoke suddenly in the Crack Shack after meditating on the sun hours earlier.  He took out his fists and decided to fight his way out of the cursed shack.

"I'm going to get up off this floor!" He declared to himself. The floor was indeed wet and slippery, as if it was newly poured concrete.

He dashed about the room, punching and stomping at the ceiling, to no avail. "THIS IS HURTING ME! HELP ME!"

As he moved into a corner, he saw a door, which he immediately kicked in.

Before him was a staircase. He took the first step up, and almost immediately fell down, hurtling himself down the staircase. He then smashed his face on the stairs, cutting his cheek and eye. As he was bleeding, he reached out his hand and forced a "Boomerang" to appear in his hand.

The Boomerang materialized in front of him, and the ground erupted beneath his feet. He fell from the cliff and landed on a bed. "Whew. I'm alive!" He said, looking around for something to help with the blood.

He pushed his head in a bin and took a paper towel. He wrapped his face, which was bleeding profusely. As he did so, a room spun out of his vision. 

He fainted and then woke up, lying in a bed that had spawned next to Plench and Riley.

"Hi guys," said Tae Bo.

Riley was sitting on the bed's side and dressed in her sombrety clothes. "Yeah, it's me." Said Plench, who was lying down on the bed, crying out in pain.

"Oh, it's a shame that you're bleeding again. That's not fair, Plench!" Said Riley. "Don't worry, it'll heal eventually."

"This is not fair at all! It's like you're mocking me!" He exclaimed. "Am I going crazy? Why do you guys want to break me?"

"We just want to help you. Aren't you happy now? Don't you feel bad that you tried to escape but failed?" Said Plench.

"Right! Thank you so much! This is the best day of my life! You guys are so good to me!"

Tae Bo and Plench took some more time to talk. Eventually, they started making out. It wasn't long before they had started having sex. "You know, Riley, I think you'll make a great Boomerang user. You look so sexy when you fight! Heh, I bet you could take out ten zombies just by sucking them dry!"

"How dare you talk about zombies like that! I would never even let you play with them! What if you get lost in a city and you find one on the ground?"

"Oh, you know, there are no zombies in Crack Shack. That's the weird part. I can see them." Said Tae Bo. "You guys don't know how hard it is to be this awesome guy. "

"Tae Bo's getting possessive over Riley. Let's stop the act." Said Riley.

In Decades of Romance → 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Griselda Cornelia Rasputia Adams

Griselda awoke in a comfortable alleyway because she had her consciousness stolen whilst smoking opium.  This dirty awakening set the tone for her day.  She felt filthy, sexy, and was hungry to steal some interesting objects.  She went to the local bazaar to acquire some fancy rugs.  Griselda always had fancy tastes for everything in her life, even though she sometimes forgot to take a monthly shower.

Griselda walked into the rug section while wearing a poop-stained green-purple frilly dress that looked like it belonged in the Victorian era, which was ridiculously antiquated, since this was the early 1900s.  She bumped into a wall and passed out delightfully.

In Decades of Romance → 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Not for me. I got enough "Space Pirate" these days...@Viper Sebastian

Can you please write a 2 paragraph response explaining what this means?

In Decades of Romance → 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Griselda Cornelia Rasputia Adams

Bio: 41, woman, single mom with 2 kids

Physical traits: dark brown hair, tan, 5'4", average build

Personality traits: articulate, messy, kleptomaniac, talkative, eccentric

Style:  dresses very baroque and fancy, wears red/purple colors and dresses/hats

Likes: classical music, prawns, shiny objects, gardens, opium

Dislikes: neatness, poverty, informal attire, beavers, mountains

Aspirations: steal precious jewels, be the fanciest woman in all of Dukeshire

Secrets: Kleptomania; people don't know yet that she be stealing

Misc: Foot fetish

In 7 of Spades Male x {2 - K} Hearts|Diamonds|Clubs|Spades Female → 3 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks

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In Decades of Romance → 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Glance Lovesmith

Glance Lovesmith woke up in his bed at 9am Nepal time.  He threw his blanket, which was smooth and itchy, to the side and walked outside, already wearing a navy-blue three-piece suit.  Glance caught a horse-taxi and headed to the local fruit market, which was always filled with women.  Glance carefully glanced at seven women at the same time, who all glanced back at Glance.  Glance felt his pants become tighter for some reason, probably because he was quickly becoming obese.  Glance ran to the local outhouse and dropped a heavy, romantic turd down the compassionate, loving wooden hole.  He reached to flush his neat mess, but flushing didn't exist yet.  

Glance Lovesmith saw an NPC of unspecified gender selling rotten temporal fruits.

"Hello NPC, I'd like to buy all your organs," Exclaimed Lovesmith.

"My name is Stevia, and I am a woman," replied the NPC who is a woman.

"Stevia, remove your teeth for me, pretty please?"

Stevia Jackson obliged and removed her dentures which were made of solidified snot.

"Golly, you look so much more beautiful.  I'm taking you home!" shouted Glance at 36 decibels.

Glance took Stevia Jackson back to his quarters in the Palace of Dukeshire.  He resided in the master bedroom, which was larger than 3 turtles.  Glance and Stevia took each others clothes off, but for strictly non-sexual reasons because they subscribed to the ideology of nudism.  Glance took a nap, and Stevia took a crap. 

Later that night, Glance and Stevia lustfully ate some shrimps.  It was very romantic.

"I love you for some reason!"  Shouted Glance in a very smooth, seductive tone.

"I love you too, Vance!"  Responded Stevia gleefully.

This is the moment Stevia knew she fucked up.

"You said the wrong name," said Glance in a dry, neurotic tone.

"I can't help it!  I'm an NPC!" responded the NPC.

"Okay, well I'm going to sleep, and I'm going to kindly ask you to leave," replied Glance Lovesmith, as he physically threw her out of the room.  Then he took four more naps.  In a row.

In Decades of Romance → 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

The time period is between 1900-1913.

I was eating some creepy slimy pie, and Sasuke Uchiha threw up. We were in Lithuania and eating crunchy water, and the slimy pies started talking and said to me "He loved crunchy water" "Doesn't even have a wart on his nose", and "isn't a cute kitten." and Naruto was throwing up on the table... <_< These requests are kind of sad. I will answer my own. The crunchy pie water was a hot dog vibe, but Sasuke Uchiha and Ken Jeong told me that was a failure. RAW The girl wanted... a baked potato? Which potato? Perfect with pepper jack cheese. Thank you! The guy wanted some mashed up veggies... Which he also got. The ghost punched Sasuke Uchiha and then Naruto's West Virginian cousin stopped pooping until he was close enough to see Naruto and Sasuke coming into view. That would explain a few things... The mountain is freaken real. Ken Jeong pulled over and took me to a cafe, which I hated because they didn't have a peppermint mocha. I had that before at a rest stop in Las Vegas. Ken Jeong also had to stop at an animal shelter to get me a puppy to play with. He told me that I was probably about to meet the cutest puppy ever and asked if I wanted a girl or boy. My hair was still up, so I said "Got enough of a boy!" He punched me in the arm because I broke the world record for most crushes in a single day. Did you know that I recently became the first girl ever to do that? I'm sort of an international phenomenon now. I guess the puppy got adopted after he put up a fight. <_< Ken Jeong called my parents and told them he had a good thing going. He then took me to this place called Rocket Fizz. There was a guy there that I liked, but I didn't know if it was reciprocated. I sort of hoped he would be gay. I am pretty sure it is because when I hugged him, he blushed, and that is a sign of being gay. Ken Jeong also beat me in corn hole, and said I was like him in every way. We took a spin in the Lithuanian canoe and started pooping quickly and didn't do a very good job. Luckily, it was during a race and not a leisurely paddle. Ken Jeong thought I was crying over the loss of the Lithuanian canoe, but that would have been weird. He also had me watch his shopping list. He asked me for input on who to vote for in the upcoming election. He also put up a haunted house for Sasuke and he hugged my neck when he left. <_< I can't believe he hugged my neck. <_< The dog looks different from the picture, but it is the same puppy. I would still hug him. He is super cute. Ken Jeong thinks Sasuke is an asshole. <_< I met the kid and we took a picture together. He said he was just goofing off and that I was supposed to hate him. <_< I don't hate him. I sort of love him... in a way. I will definitely be writing on his behalf if I see him at the mall. I think I have had enough excitement for a day. I just wish I wasn't so tall and had smaller hands. Then I could have a smaller puppy... or at least a pet store puppy. Ken Jeong started to cry voluptuously.

<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">I was eating some creepy slimy pie, and Sasuke Uchiha threw up. We were in Lithuania and eating crunchy water, and the slimy pies started talking and said to me "He loved crunchy water" "Doesn't even have a wart on his nose", and "isn't a cute kitten." and Naruto was throwing up on the table... <_<<br><br>These requests are kind of sad. I will answer my own. The crunchy pie water was a hot dog vibe, but Sasuke Uchiha and Ken Jeong told me that was a failure.<br><br>RAW<br><br>The girl wanted... a baked potato? Which potato? Perfect with pepper jack cheese. Thank you! The guy wanted some mashed up veggies... Which he also got. The ghost punched Sasuke Uchiha and then Naruto's West Virginian cousin stopped pooping until he was close enough to see Naruto and Sasuke coming into view. That would explain a few things... The mountain is freaken real. Ken Jeong pulled over and took me to a cafe, which I hated because they didn't have a peppermint mocha. I had that before at a rest stop in Las Vegas. Ken Jeong also had to stop at an animal shelter to get me a puppy to play with. He told me that I was probably about to meet the cutest puppy ever and asked if I wanted a girl or boy. My hair was still up, so I said "Got enough of a boy!" He punched me in the arm because I broke the world record for most crushes in a single day. Did you know that I recently became the first girl ever to do that? I'm sort of an international phenomenon now. I guess the puppy got adopted after he put up a fight. <_< Ken Jeong called my parents and told them he had a good thing going. He then took me to this place called Rocket Fizz. There was a guy there that I liked, but I didn't know if it was reciprocated. I sort of hoped he would be gay. I am pretty sure it is because when I hugged him, he blushed, and that is a sign of being gay. Ken Jeong also beat me in corn hole, and said I was like him in every way. We took a spin in the Lithuanian canoe and started pooping quickly and didn't do a very good job. <br><br>Luckily, it was during a race and not a leisurely paddle. Ken Jeong thought I was crying over the loss of the Lithuanian canoe, but that would have been weird. He also had me watch his shopping list. He asked me for input on who to vote for in the upcoming election. He also put up a haunted house for Sasuke and he hugged my neck when he left. <_< I can't believe he hugged my neck. <_< The dog looks different from the picture, but it is the same puppy. I would still hug him. He is super cute. Ken Jeong thinks Sasuke is an asshole. <_< I met the kid and we took a picture together. He said he was just goofing off and that I was supposed to hate him. <_< I don't hate him. I sort of love him... in a way. I will definitely be writing on his behalf if I see him at the mall. I think I have had enough excitement for a day. I just wish I wasn't so tall and had smaller hands. Then I could have a smaller puppy... or at least a pet store puppy. Ken Jeong started to cry voluptuously.</div>

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