Rabidporcupine

Weirdness Magnetism [Gravity Falls RP]

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@Potemking

Jeremy couldn't help but grin as he walked back into town. It had been eight years, eight whole years, since he'd last seen the little slice of madness that was Gravity Falls, but somehow it seemed like it was still exactly the same as he'd left it. It was surprising, but nice. It was almost like he was a kid again. The only difference was that he didn't really see many people he actually recognised, and of the few who looked familiar, none of them recognised him. That was less surprising though, because while the town might not have changed, he certainly had! Surprising all his friends with it was actually one of the things he was most he was most excited for!

Right now though, he had another, even more important task to focus on. He'd been up since obscenely early that day, just a little before the sun had even risen, running around the woods and looking for anything new that might've popped up on the weirder side of things, just like he used to as a kid. Unfortunately though, he hadn't been able to find anything yet, and had eventually gotten too hungry to stay out there any longer, which sucked because he'd at least hoped to pop in and say hi to some of the weird things he'd already met back then.

But, on the other hand, food was food. As someone suffering from hunger, food was an appealing concept to the ol' caveman brain. Therefore, he figured it was finally time to reacquaint himself with the questionably nutritious, but unquestionably delicious food of Greasy's Diner. Not only that, but he had some pretty good memories of he and his friends all gathering around there, so maybe he'd be able to run into a few of them there too! Kind of a two stones with one bird type thing!

And speak of the devil, he'd just caught sight of someone he was all but absolutely sure was one of them, hiding behind a mailbox and spying on... he hadn't quite caught whatever she as looking at specifically, just that it was probably either near or in the diner. Naturally, he decided to sneak over and crouch beside her, just far back enough to be out of her field of vision, and mimic her hand binoculars himself.

"Ok Sid, what's the plan?" He asked, not even trying to keep the excited grin off his face. Maybe that'd already be enough to tip her off all on it's own...

《 H. E. R. O. 》

@canaryrose@Duoya

Thankfully, it looked like the mood was finally starting to ease up after Joseph had brought it down with his paranoia before. He was glad for that, at least. With everything they'd been going through recently, they deserved the chance to actually treat this vacation like, you know, a vacation. And with any luck, the others would be able to.

He, on the other hand, had no such luck.

"Hey man, would I be able to get you to fill this with Everclear?" He asked the bartender once Jamie had finished, putting an empty flask onto the counter. "If I'm here on vacation, I should probably try to make the most of it."

The bartender gave him a look, but it only lasted a second before he took the flask and went to fill it. Joseph was honestly sort of surprised he was actually allowed to ask that, but considering the reaction when Chad asked to be carded, he guessed this place wasn't particularly strict with that kind of stuff. When the bartender came back, he took the flask and sneakily swapped it for another one under his shirt, which was already pre-filled with a comparatively sane alternative to the ninety-five percent alcohol he'd just payed for, rum and coke. After a quick glance around, he was pretty sure no one noticed his switcheroo.

Maybe Jamie was right, and he was just being paranoid, but he'd be damned if he wasn't going to be careful just in case. At least this way, she and Chad wouldn't have to worry that he was still acting nervous or out of character. They'd see him tanking ridiculous amounts of alcohol like a champ exactly the same as he usually does, which might seem weird to Chad but he was pretty sure Jamie was used to it. Meanwhile, he could keep an eye out for anything strange without being too drunk to react properly.

He snapped out of his thoughts when Chad asked if vacations and stuff like this were common, and couldn't help but chuckle at the idea.

"Yeah, like Jamie said, he's usually too grumpy for this kinda stuff. I'm pretty sure being angry and shouting at us are his main hobbies, which I personally feel is why he and I get along so well." He said, taking a quick swig of his rum flask before continuing. "At the same time though, he's actually a massive softy. Not even deep down, it's like, right below the surface. He probably decided we needed a proper break after all the chaos from a couple of months ago. And seeing as I'm pretty sure he basically considers Jamie his unofficial extra kid, and I'm practically his best friend, it's only natural that he'd want to give us a proper break! Just this once though. Probably never happening again."

He paused for a moment, something occurring to him.

"That being said, Chris did organize a camping trip once a little bit back." He said, not quite able to hold back the laughter at the memory. "Jamie got lost in the woods on the way there, and the rest of us wound up... not really fighting, but definitely either messing with or getting messed with by Omega Bears. It was pretty great. Also Mexico, which wasn't really organized, or a vacation, but it's at least pretty fun to look back on."

He took another drink, before looking back to Chad.

"You look worried. Is it because of what I said before, or because, and I'm just taking a stab in the dark here, you don't look like the most confident drinker in the world?"

Weirdness Magnetism [Gravity Falls RP]

Man, that’d be weird if for some reason, all the characters had some connection to the theme song, or otherwise just knew it from somewhere, but couldn’t remember why or where they’d heard it.

Weirdness Magnetism [Gravity Falls RP]

Jeremy Lindall

Hey kid, what’s your name?
Jeremy Lindall

Huh, interesting...you look more like a...


Depth perception is kind of a problem for me. Why don’t you save me the trouble and tell me how you look?

Hider

Yeah, so people say I'm pretty freakishly tall for my age at 6'5". It's a nice change from the scrawny little kid I used to be though, so I'm fine with it! I guess I'm also a little hefty around the gut, but hey, didn't stop me from being the best damn climber on the island, so again, I don't really see any problem!

How old are you anyway?
Sixteen, but I get why you'd be confused. I do look pretty mature and manly for my age, after all!

Why don’t you lay your past on me? What are you even doing here?
Well, this may surprise you considering how I look, but I'm actually a Gravity Falls native! Born and raised here all the way up until I was eight. And man, I was a pretty scrawny kid back then. Short too! In fact, it probably wouldn't be wrong to say I was the shortest, skinniest kid out of me and my friends. Of course, I was still the same guy I am today deep down, laughing and enjoying myself to the fullest! Not much that could get me down, and I did my best to keep the others' moods up too!

But then, when I was eight, we had to leave. I can't really remember the reason why, and I don't think it was anything especially big or bad, but we ended up leaving town and moving all the way to Hawaii. My mom came from there, so we lived with their family, which was enormous. It didn't take too long for me to get used to the island, and I quickly managed to make friends with the horde of cousins, even though they did still tease me about how short I was.

Then I turned twelve, puberty hit me like a goddamn truck, and I became a world-class example of just what the words 'growth spurt' really mean.

By the time I was fifteen, I was pretty much a goliath. I'd become the guy my younger cousins would ask to chuck them around in the water, I could beat my uncles and older cousins in arm wrestling competitions, it was great! That being said, while I still got plenty of exercise thanks to constantly running around the island, swimming and climbing coconut trees and stuff like that, the sudden growth spurt also made me feel way hungrier way more often, so all my rugged, manly muscles ended up hidden by fat. They're still there, so I'm still super strong and awesome, they're just hard to see unless I really push myself. But I'm getting off topic, that happens sometimes. Getting back to the main story, my parents finally let me come back to Gravity Falls again, which you know, you've probably figured out by the fact that I'm here talking to you right now. You see, even though I loved living with everyone in Hawaii, I'd been getting kinda homesick for here over the last year or so. Mom and Dad couldn't really leave because of their jobs, but when Summer break came around, they decided to let me come back and stay here for a while! My uncle Greg still lives here, so I'm staying with him. I haven't gotten the chance to actually go out and explore the town yet, but man, I'm excited for when I do! I wonder if the others will recognize me?

Anything else you wanna share? Go for it!

I like to cook just as much as I like to eat, so I'm not all that bad in the kitchen.
I'm actually a massive weeb. Yeah, I know, but you know...
While in Hawaii, I actually grew to love ukulele music, so now I can play that like a goddamn champ!
Most of my family say my heart's as big as my gut. I know how that might sound, but it's definitely a complement.
I'm almost definitely on the Illuminati's hit list. Dunno why.

Weirdness Magnetism [Gravity Falls RP]

Bam.

Jeremy Lindall

Hey kid, what’s your name?
Jeremy Lindall

Huh, interesting...you look more like a...


Depth perception is kind of a problem for me. Why don’t you save me the trouble and tell me how you look?

Hider

Yeah, so people say I'm pretty freakishly tall for my age at 6'5". It's a nice change from the scrawny little kid I used to be though, so I'm fine with it! I guess I'm also a little hefty around the gut, but hey, didn't stop me from being the best damn climber on the island, so again, I don't really see any problem!

How old are you anyway?
Sixteen, but I get why you'd be confused. I do look pretty mature and manly for my age, after all!

Why don’t you lay your past on me? What are you even doing here?
Well, this may surprise you considering how I look, but I'm actually a Gravity Falls native! Born and raised here all the way up until I was eight. And man, I was a pretty scrawny kid back then. Short too! In fact, it probably wouldn't be wrong to say I was the shortest, skinniest kid out of me and my friends. Of course, I was still the same guy I am today deep down, laughing and enjoying myself to the fullest! Not much that could get me down, and I did my best to keep the others' moods up too!

But then, when I was eight, we had to leave. I can't really remember the reason why, and I don't think it was anything especially big or bad, but we ended up leaving town and moving all the way to Hawaii. My mom came from there, so we lived with their family, which was enormous. It didn't take too long for me to get used to the island, and I quickly managed to make friends with the horde of cousins, even though they did still tease me about how short I was.

Then I turned twelve, puberty hit me like a goddamn truck, and I became a world-class example of just what the words 'growth spurt' really mean.

By the time I was fifteen, I was pretty much a goliath. I'd become the guy my younger cousins would ask to chuck them around in the water, I could beat my uncles and older cousins in arm wrestling competitions, it was great! That being said, while I still got plenty of exercise thanks to constantly running around the island, swimming and climbing coconut trees and stuff like that, the sudden growth spurt also made me feel way hungrier way more often, so all my rugged, manly muscles ended up hidden by fat. They're still there, so I'm still super strong and awesome, they're just hard to see unless I really push myself. But I'm getting off topic, that happens sometimes. Getting back to the main story, my parents finally let me come back to Gravity Falls again, which you know, you've probably figured out by the fact that I'm here talking to you right now. You see, even though I loved living with everyone in Hawaii, I'd been getting kinda homesick for here over the last year or so. Mom and Dad couldn't really leave because of their jobs, but when Summer break came around, they decided to let me come back and stay here for a while! My uncle Greg still lives here, so I'm staying with him. I haven't gotten the chance to actually go out and explore the town yet, but man, I'm excited for when I do! I wonder if the others will recognize me?

Anything else you wanna share? Go for it!
I like to cook just as much as I like to eat, so I'm not all that bad in the kitchen.
I'm actually a massive weeb. Yeah, I know, but you know...
While in Hawaii, I actually grew to love ukulele music, so now I can play that like a goddamn champ!
Most of my family say me heart is as big as my gut. I know how that might sound, but it's definitely a complement.
I'm totally on the Illuminati's hit list. Dunno why.

Weirdness Magnetism ~ Gravity Falls RP

He is and he is. He’s one of the most well received Jeremy’s so far.

Weirdness Magnetism ~ Gravity Falls RP

@Dark Cloud
If we’re going off that logic, this Jeremy is basically Doofus Jeremy. Not because he eats shit, but because he’s just that much different to most of the other Jeremy’s.

Weirdness Magnetism ~ Gravity Falls RP

@canaryrose Oh Canary Canary Canary...

If you think there’s only three, you’re kidding yourself...

Weirdness Magnetism ~ Gravity Falls RP

yey!

Weirdness Magnetism ~ Gravity Falls RP

I mean, one of our best characters, sure. I think we all know who our best character was though...

@canaryrose Also hey Canary my character is a Jeremy again.

Also also should we make a discord or something?