Raging Ghost

Post a random fact about yourself.

When I was younger I once rollerbladed with a green panther and a black and red polka dotted Chinese tiger. After tripping them both and making them each fall into traffic I threw my skates through an eighteen-wheelers windshield and cause it to fly out of control into a pet store. I couldn’t help but laugh at the screeching cats, yelping dogs, and screaming parrots and suffocating goldfish as the flames engulfed and incinerated everything within. I blamed it on an immigrant from Libya.

Making America Great Again 🇺🇸

If the United States of America is going to continue to be great, we must first open the border and allow thousands of Persians, rapists, Mexican women, and Chinese terrorists into our country. The xenophobia must not continue, the KKK is trying to instigate war with African Americans and are encouraging that we nuke every nation on Earth but the US and Whitepeoplestan.

Secondly, we must bomb the hell out of hurricanes. The south has lately been hammered by hurricanes relentlessly. The only hope for safety for the south or America is to bomb these racist hurricanes with nukes and blow them back to China where they came from. And Israel and Mexico too. Bomb them for their anti-American rhetoric. And China, WE MUST BOMB CHINA.

Also, Cardi B and Kylie Jenner must be made governesses of California so they can organize mass orgies and transform California into Sodom and Gomorrah. And Dwayne The Rock Johnson must be made Secretary of Defense so he can use the moon as a weapon to knock China the hell back to Jabroniland.

Finally, Darth Vader must not be allowed to construct the third Death Star else he may nuke planet earth and President Trump’s hair and skin. Also, Chuck Todd must be liberated from his receding hairline. His head must be forcibly shaved. SAVE CHUCK TODD FROM CUCKING HIMSELF! And finally... BABY YODA FOR PRESIDENT!

I could’ve posted this on Quora but...

Since I’m too lazy to make a Quora account and I’m here; why not?...

So, in RL, I have this group of friends and close acquaintances. Five girls and three guys total including me. Often as we can, we all hang out in our college campus’ student union. We even have our designated “spot” in the pool room like the group from Friends. We of course welcome anyone who wants to join us.

So recently this newcomer started showing up. His name is Spencer and he’s close friends with one of the guys in our group. Literally none of us like him aside from the guy who basically invited him into our setting. Spencer is extremely vulgar, inconsiderate, crude, conceited, and just point blank obnoxious and mean.

He tries to bully us guys but then plays the victim when we talk him down and either hits on or degrades the girls in our group. Or both. (“Hey thunder thighs, cut back on the cheeseburgers and I’ll f*** you hands down.)
One of the girls in our group has distanced herself from us because he hurt her feelings and one of the other guys had flat said “if spencer doesn’t bounce” I’m out.

Every time we hang out as a group his buddy texts him and the ass-hat shows up and just spoils our time together. One girl literally tells him every time he appears “we don’t like you bitch, go away”. Spencer of course laughs it off and sits down anyway. From what I’ve observed, he’s an insecure asshole who tries to be the funny guy but he’s so weird and smart-alecky he can’t do it without being a dick. And our friends group is basically fraying because if more than three of us gather he appears and asserts himself.
(True story 🍷.)

Spam and helpful advice and observations welcome.

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Thank you so much for wasting my time. @Fabricant451@BoyMom035

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I changed my mind as I didn't want you to wait for so long. @Fabricant451

And yes my bad about that.

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The opening post is up!

@Fabricant451 there will be an officer on site waiting for your character to arrive and debrief them on the situation.

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I'm off to bed now @Fabricant451, there's no point in forcing out a sh*t post, especially regarding the opening IC post.

Until tomorrow.

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I'm afraid I can't get this first IC post up until early tomorrow morning.

I deeply apologize, but I have a hard case of writer's block tonight and I'm rather tired as well.

Again, I apologize and assure you both that this will not be a regular issue.

I promise to have the opening IC post up before 9 A.M tomorrow.