Don't date a man to keep your gay ass title.
Well of course that's step number one
EDIT BECAUSE I HIT POST TOO SOON LIKE A STUPID:
I knew the Libra thing but I didn't know I was close to the cusp for the Libra-Scorpio and looking into it that explains a lot of weird non-Libra-ish shit about myself.
Yes I do vaguely believe in this stuff you guys just learned something new about me. Enjoy :P