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Quest for the Funniest Hat [Morrowind Parody RP]

(True to the form of a Free RP, I don't really care about what goes on in here. Keep it Morrowind, but that's really your only leash. I always found it remarkable how interesting the headgear in Morrowind was, yet nobody really talked much on the subject ever since unless they were talking about Mai'q. "The khajiit with the hat." Undoubtedly, I think that most of the people who said that phrase realized at that moment that having a 'Cat in a hat' was part of the joke. Use paragraphs or one liners, idgaf. Anyway, let's do this.)

VIVEC

Reeking of Sujama and nostrils speckled with traces of Moon Sugar, Enoc burst out from the market atop the Foreign Quarter. He ran as fast as his stupid legs could carry him, chasing something that only he could see. The snarling Khajiit drew a tepid old blade and slashed dramatically at the air in front of him as he leaped, shrieking "THAT'S MIIIIIIINE!"

Unbeknownst to Enoc, he sailed over the retaining wall of the uppermost tier of the Canton. This left him with absolutely no options whatsoever, but in his mind prior to feeling the pull of gravity into a gut-wrenching velocity to the murky waters below, he was still disemboweling the smiling Dark Elf who wore his hat. Enoc hated Dark Elves. Enoc also hated heights and water, so this wasn't really his lucky day. However, two of the things he loved made it easier for him to deal with suddenly plunging into the water from such a great height. At first he didn't feel the snapping of bones in his right foot, as it was the first part of him to break the surface of the water. He didn't particularly mind swallowing the salty water either until his brain caught up with the situation one very quick second later.

In full panic mode, Enoc furiously paddled up until his head broke the surface of the water, whereupon he yeowled like a day-old kitten, and proceeded to thrash about in dramatic fear.

Um, hi I guess...

What up Torn Silk, welcome! Step into my office.

Forcefully pulls you into my personal space

We are veeerrryyy happy to have you heeerrre...

Accio Egypt (A Harry Potter Role Play)

@World Traveler

That is correct, he will be returning for the last year of his education at Hogwarts.

That begs a question, for reasons of curiosity; Do you intend to segue into a year at Hogwarts from the end of this summer trip? That would be cool.

Cursed

Interested.

The League of Bastards

Knowing that he could have opened eyes, he kept them shut and envisioned what had just happened to him. For all of the skills he thought he'd had, none of them had kept him alive. Not being one to turn away from what was rushing at him, he had quickly rolled himself over to see the blade coming down, and out of his sight as it cut through his neck. All faded to black. It was quick, but not entirely painless.

After some time he opened his eyes to take in a dimly lit concrete room. He should be dead, but here he was with his head intact; had it been a nightmare? If so, why couldn't he remember getting to this place? He placidly propped himself on an elbow and began to slowly pivot to push himself off the ground, and rather unexpectedly he met the eyes of a man who looked as perplexed as he felt. Without even thinking about it he reached out towards the man and said hoarsely, "Got any cigarettes?"

He could really do with a smoke right about now.

Accio Egypt (A Harry Potter Role Play)

I assume that you're still taking applications - here's mine.

Dag's Face

Dag

Name
Dag Hereson

Age
17

School Year
Finished Sixth Year

House
Slytherin

Short Bio
Dag (short for Dagwood) is the youngest of two sons, born to parents who are both active members of the wizarding community. So active, in fact, that their activity in their own family has never been much of a forte. Without a normal sense of familial reinforcement, Dag is a fairly independent youth who's been allowed to form a somewhat eccentric, and possibly dangerous, dogma of his own.

Dag is a tall white kid with brown hair. He keeps his hair in a pompadour and his face clean shaven, since growing anything on his face is as of yet out of the question. He has the leaner build of a hiker. He's agile and quick-witted, though not all that strong physically. The most obvious quality about Dag is his sense of determination and strategism. For those who don't necessarily know him very well, he's an agreeable kid, and he's okay with letting others believe that. He doesn't have very many friends, but nevertheless can be charming enough to put others at ease.

Having never been part of a venture into foreign lands, Dag leaped eagerly at the opportunity to travel to Egypt, fantasizing that he might come away with some new knowledge or artifact that would help him achieve his ultimate goal of reforming various sectors of the world of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

He also hates cats.

Classes taken
Ghoul Studies
Apparition
Alchemy
Transfiguration
Study of Ancient Runes
Arithmancy

Wand
Ebony and Unicorn Hair

Hobbies
Geocaching (with an emphasis on occasionally hexing said geocaches)
Functional manipulation of Muggle machinery
Trolling people on the internet during the summer
Street Artistry

Extra
Dag is something of an enigma in that he typically prefers to not be so open with others. He's more comfortable with falsifying information about himself so that nobody will ever really know what kind of person he is. This is something he learned from his older brother, who decided that the more wrong about you someone is, the more wrong they will continue to be; they will always underestimate you, so when you strike they will be unprepared. His brother, however, hasn't been in the picture for several years. Dag is convinced that he died, and doesn't think much on the subject anymore except during the lonely hours of the night in the Summer.

Thy Fearful Symmetry [Lovecraftian WW2 Battle of Britain RP]

Oh, I am down for this.

Khosmik's Evermore Crave for Romance Rp's! (Ignore Post Count)

Aight, Khosmik. I'll bite on this. It's been a while since I delved into any RP, let alone a romance, but I'm down to jump on in.

Hey There

I would definitely get on an elevator with you.

@GeekFactor

It's a date then, I'll bring tacos.

Maximum City: The Superhero Sandbox (OOC is Up, Currently Accepting)

Sounds like it could be interesting, I'm down.