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Hello,
Welcome to my very vague and, I have no doubt, hardly inspiring profile. If I were to drop you a little bit of information on myself it would be the following. I'm just past thirty, served my country for eight years in the military, and I am now working in another Federal Government branch that is less camouflage and more leaning towards Investigative work.
I have attended University, earned a degree, and travel as often as possible, especially if the destination has castles, love castles. I work hard, I play hard, and writing essentially allows me an opportunity to refocus energy away from my job and into something that keeps me sane.
I despise fancy talking know-it-all assholes and everyone who talks a good game from behind the safety of their monitor. It's the internet ladies and gentleman, you aren't tough, clever, or mysterious simply because you spend countless hours crafting thinly veiled insults to people.
If you have an RP idea, hit me up. I am interested in Nation States Roleplay, and Advanced Roleplaying. Truth be told, I'd probably try anything once, to the point I enjoy played a Professor at Hogwarts once. The poor fellow ended up getting eaten by a Dragon, it was aweful.
Want someone who will get into a roleplay and not give a damn if his character dies as long as it advances the plot? Someone who will not give two hoots if his nation gets overrun and his people enslaved as long as it was awesomely done? Someone who doesn't mind playing a bad guy that's going to lose in the end anyway? Someone who just enjoys writing for the sake of story telling?
Call me.
I am here to enjoy myself, create worlds, and basically have a place to forget the real world. If you're looking for someone like that, I'm your man.
So basically norscan dwarves from WFB. Sounds cool. Just make sure to differentiate them from Poo's Dwarves and don't forget that the North is also home to a whole bunch of angry, fuck crazy vikings who want to pillage, loot, rape, murderfuck, skin and then cook you (hopefully in that order).
Speaking of all those lovely things, where are the Beastmen going?
If I remember correctly, @POOHEAD189 was claiming them and living right under @RisenDead's Evlish mountains unless that's changed an I forgot about it.
Oh you have to do the hard work and show us where it is. I'll add it to the unofficial master map I've made once you've done that and been approved by the GM.
So far you just post up what you want as long as it doesn't conflict with what other folks have taken. Hence why I tried to put the whole damn thing together so folk know.
The only other thing it could have/would have been used for is a human NPC empire. If you want you could have that bit of land be said NPC, giving you a decent free target practice and writing practice.
There's actually been a shocking lack of humans in this RP now that I think about it
I can still make one if you prefer. A really big one. I have no issues being in the middle and getting attacked on all sides. If we need one, I'll make it happen.
You want to ally an Orc race who so happen to have lizardman slaves? Ok. I'll see if anyone else wants that land before I make an edit though
I take it back, I thought you were Dwarves! BACK FIEND!
@RisenDeadI would very much like some of the light blue spot sir. I'm trying to find a good place to put my mountains where my Dwarves delve and a lot of your spot seemed a good fit. Everywhere else is either full of rivers or far away from everyone. Then again it's your choice.
You are welcome to the lands below my rugged mountain tops. Elves don't mine, dirty work and all that. They would however happily trade with the Dwarves for whatever minerals they find as I imagine it's a tad hard to get any lumber down there...
Claim West right up to my border and we can do the allies thing? I'm getting the feeling we're going to be short on "Good" races. Or heck, even partially underneath my guys as Clock suggested?
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Hopefully the dwarves won't mind having some pointy ears living on top of their mountain once they get back from making a reenactment of the Little Mermaid.
Until then, let the thought of a whole bunch of aquatic mermaid Dwarves fill our minds. I guess it is always better down where its wetter, under the sea.
Gross....
@RisenDeadThe claim works for me although I thought you were going to do a desert-esque Empire unless you're switching to high elves?
Sure, why not. We already have desert peeps with possible Tomb Kings and none of the more classic humanoid races so I will create one! They can be all cozied up in a heavily mountainous/foresty region.
Hello,
Welcome to my very vague and, I have no doubt, hardly inspiring profile. If I were to drop you a little bit of information on myself it would be the following. I'm just past thirty, served my country for eight years in the military, and I am now working in another Federal Government branch that is less camouflage and more leaning towards Investigative work.
I have attended University, earned a degree, and travel as often as possible, especially if the destination has castles, love castles. I work hard, I play hard, and writing essentially allows me an opportunity to refocus energy away from my job and into something that keeps me sane.
I despise fancy talking know-it-all assholes and everyone who talks a good game from behind the safety of their monitor. It's the internet ladies and gentleman, you aren't tough, clever, or mysterious simply because you spend countless hours crafting thinly veiled insults to people.
If you have an RP idea, hit me up. I am interested in Nation States Roleplay, and Advanced Roleplaying. Truth be told, I'd probably try anything once, to the point I enjoy played a Professor at Hogwarts once. The poor fellow ended up getting eaten by a Dragon, it was aweful.
Want someone who will get into a roleplay and not give a damn if his character dies as long as it advances the plot? Someone who will not give two hoots if his nation gets overrun and his people enslaved as long as it was awesomely done? Someone who doesn't mind playing a bad guy that's going to lose in the end anyway? Someone who just enjoys writing for the sake of story telling?
Call me.
I am here to enjoy myself, create worlds, and basically have a place to forget the real world. If you're looking for someone like that, I'm your man.
Cheers,
Risen
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;">Hello,<br><br>Welcome to my very vague and, I have no doubt, hardly inspiring profile. If I were to drop you a little bit of information on myself it would be the following. I'm just past thirty, served my country for eight years in the military, and I am now working in another Federal Government branch that is less camouflage and more leaning towards Investigative work. <br><br>I have attended University, earned a degree, and travel as often as possible, especially if the destination has castles, love castles. I work hard, I play hard, and writing essentially allows me an opportunity to refocus energy away from my job and into something that keeps me sane.<br><br>I despise fancy talking know-it-all assholes and everyone who talks a good game from behind the safety of their monitor. It's the internet ladies and gentleman, you aren't tough, clever, or mysterious simply because you spend countless hours crafting thinly veiled insults to people. <br><br>If you have an RP idea, hit me up. I am interested in Nation States Roleplay, and Advanced Roleplaying. Truth be told, I'd probably try anything once, to the point I enjoy played a Professor at Hogwarts once. The poor fellow ended up getting eaten by a Dragon, it was aweful. <br><br>Want someone who will get into a roleplay and not give a damn if his character dies as long as it advances the plot? Someone who will not give two hoots if his nation gets overrun and his people enslaved as long as it was awesomely done? Someone who doesn't mind playing a bad guy that's going to lose in the end anyway? Someone who just enjoys writing for the sake of story telling? <br><br>Call me.<br><br>I am here to enjoy myself, create worlds, and basically have a place to forget the real world. If you're looking for someone like that, I'm your man.<br><br>Cheers,<br><br>Risen</div>