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Tamrielic Gazette: "The finest reports read by kings and emperors, since 2E 137."

Middas, 9th of Sun's Height, 4E 205.

In this fine week, our journalists traveled far and wide to bring you these news.
Skyrim: Rumors surrounding High King Jartod’s death was confirmed by one his guards. The guard, fearing for his exposure, refused to share any details regarding the Dragonborn’s sudden demise.

Molag Volen, Morrowind: Azarkan was destroyed in a horrific explosion, killing Yagrum Bagarn and many Dunmer engineers.

Narsis, Morrowind: A group of Argonians started a recruitment campaign for mercenary works in Black Marsh, these individuals disappeared the next day, after the sight of a ordinator detachment passing by their recruiting center.

Cyrodiil: Angela Venarius, an accomplished Colovian alchemist, discovered a cure for the Cyrodiilic Disconnect. However, she demanded expensive payment from the count in order for the distribution of her medicine. After the count’s attempt to force her into sharing her recipe, Venarius fled to Daggerfall for asylum.

Summerset Isle: The lunar magicka started to show disrupting effects to the Crystal Tower, cracks appeared in the crystal lattices and mages reported interference against their castings.

Elsweyr: The Khajiit recruitment campaign showed progress, enlistment numbers have gone up steadily, though many of these new recruits had little prior combat experience.

Topal bay: The infamous pirate lord Dupont have surfaced again, he and a new group of outlaws seized islands in the Topal Bay area and started to attack ships from Cyrodiil, Black Marsh and Elsweyr. So far, only two minor attacks were reported and no large ships were taken.

High Rock-Hammerfell border: A group of armed fighters, primarily Argonians answering the Hist’s call and several hired mercenaries, were detained by Redguard border patrol. Low level members of the group were deported back to High Rock while their leaders were last seen in Skaven’s jail.

Gideon, Black Marsh: Hundreds of foreign Argonians flocked to the city, ready to fight for the Hist. Though one of their ships were attacked and looted by Dupont’s pirates, causing some of them to arrive with no weapons.
One more day Sandman...
Khan, stop double posting, you have that edit button for a good reason.
Leidenschaft, Limeypanda and Sandman, if you do not post within the next 3 days, you will be skipped.
Sovi3t said
his hand on his Daedric Sword.


You do not have daedric swords as bandits, you can have elven/steel swords dressed up to resemble daedric swords.

Update: currently waiting for Limeypanda's Argonia, Sandman's Orsinium/Rebels/Hlaalu and Leidenschaft's High Rock. Let them post first before anything else.
TheMusketMan said
Cold pizza is the best pizza.


Keepin' it cool.
Ok Sovi3t, you are now transferred from Skyrim to your bandit faction.
Hiderception.
Hyperdrive said
The largest factions are taken, but if you want, you can join one and be a sub-faction.


gcold said
I've sent you guys a private PM, check your inbox.
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