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Judas Frickin' Iscariot, Honor! I hope everything is okay! Sending prayers to you and your workers!
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4 yrs ago
@Todd Howard: Son, them's fightin' words!
4 yrs ago
Fecking WiFi's running like molasses, so expect delays! *bangs fist on router*
4 yrs ago
Yo Vampy, you may try resetting your tablet's wifi connection and see if that does anything. Usually with a wireless connection, it gets iffy after a while and needs to reset.
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Hey, it's all good Smarty. Just take as much time as you need. Hope everything goes well. And I'm just sayin' to swift, certain areas do not need splinters! O__O
Bio
~Resident Roleplayer, Connoisseur of the Arts, And Not a Known Giver of Fucks~ At Your Service, Ladies.
Let's just get to the nitty gritty. I'm Rusalka and I am bored, so I'm looking for potential RP partners to stave off said boredom with a rousing story or two. I usually suck at playing male characters, but I will attempt. However, I am not comfortable doing MxM. Sorry yaoi lovers. Also note these RPs may or may not include mature content, but I am not looking for badly written porn. I'm looking for character development and a good story. That said, here's a few pairings we can work with. Note, some of these pairing ideas can be combined. If you have any ideas too, toss 'em by me. I also have a few plots down below.
Oh and because I keep forgetting, here's some rules:
-I only RP in the PMs
-I work late at night, and I'm never on much except maybe early in the morning/on my break/or when I get home, but I will try my best to get a reply to you ASAP.
-I'm perfectly cool with mature themes whether it be graphic violence, sex, language, whatever. However in the event of sex, keep it tasteful folks. No extreme fetishes.
-Fair warning, I can type alot sometimes, especially if I'm in a good writing mood, but if you can't, that's perfectly fine with me. However, I do ask that you type at least one or two paragraphs. One liners will not be accepted and please for the love of Cthulu and the Shoggoths, please do not type in text speak.
-Oh and....did I mention I was insane? No? Okie dokie then.
I'm not much on fandoms either, so here's some original ideas....well sorta original.
-Vampire x Human -Hacker x Detective -Bodyguard x VIP -Ghost x Medium -Roommates -Soldier x Soldier -Soldier x Nurse -Soldier x Civilian -Foreign Assassin x CIA Agent
Plot 1: (MxF)
YC was born into money. Her family is the richest in town and owns nearly every bit of it. She has never had to work a day in her life and never had any responsibilities. Likewise, she acts rather spoiled and likes to get into trouble now and again with the law. Eventually, she ends up arrested again and is sentenced to work on a cattle ranch outside of town. She hates it at first, since the work is hard and the rest of the ranchers cut her no slack at all, but soon she meets MC, the ranch owner's son. He is basically an outlaw gentleman, a true Texas cowboy, and when he meets YC he instantly falls in love with her. However, YC isn't too keen on him, seeing him as just some dusty hick, but as she spends time with him on the ranch, she slowly warms up to him.
Plot 2: (FxF/MxF)
In a medieval fantasy world filled with magic, dragons, and all sorts of wonders, MC is a wandering mercenary, traveling from kingdom to kingdom in search of gold, glory, and adventure. YC is the beautiful princess of Kalardia, a woman much sought after by suitors and princes aplenty. However, one day, she is kidnapped by an evil warlock who plans to use her as a sacrifice in a ritual. MC, hired by the king, storms the warlock's castle and rescues YC. After rescuing YC, MC plans to take her back to the castle and collect the reward, however, YC has other plans in mind. Tired of the boring life of nobility, she wants to travel with MC. MC is reluctant at first, but eventually agrees. What happens from there on has yet to be discovered.
Plot 3: (FxF)
MC is a female trucker with a mysterious past. She hardly opens herself up to anyone, let alone speaks to them. She is content to spend the rest of her life traveling the road alone, stopping occasionally either to drink at a bar or pick up some floozy for a bit of fun, that is until she meets YC. YC is a woman on the run from a shady group of people. Who they are, she has no idea. All she knows is they're out to kill her. One night, she stumbles into a bar where MC is drinking her troubles away. MC, in her drunken stupor, mistakes her for a prostitute and tries to come on to her, but then two men burst in and try to grab YC. MC fights them off, and quickly, YC makes her escape with the woman in her 18 wheeler. Now she is stuck with MC, traveling wherever she goes. MC meanwhile is stuck with having to protect YC from her pursuers...and she also thinks YC is cute.
Plot 4: (MxF/FxF)
MC (female) and YC (either gender) were madly in love with each other, to the point where they thought nothing could separate them, that is until MC died in a fatal accident. Despondent over their loss, YC takes desperate measures and turns to the occult. It is during a ritual, they open a portal to Hell and are sucked inside. Now YC must escape from Hell, as well as find the soul of their lost lover. However, when they do discover their beloved, they find them trapped as Satan's concubine, and the Prince of Darkness has no intentions of letting her go.
@Anaeia (No, you're good. I was intending for that to be towards her)
The wolf snarled at him with blood dripping from its mouth, a fresh kill no less. Perhaps this beast had mauled one of the bastards who were after him, but upon further notice, he could tell the wolf was wounded. Its chest heaved with several pained breaths, its blue eyes, intense as they gazed at him menacingly, but they held so much distress in them. Nevertheless, the swordsman gripped the hilt of his blade tight, unleashing his own growl.
"Get back, you beast! I said back!"
He stomped his foot forward, kicking up a mist of snow into the frigid air, his own breath, like smoke seeping from a dragon's maw from between his clenched teeth.
That's all he could see for miles as the tall, imposing figure clad in black armor treaded through the snowswept forest quietly. A large sword hung upon his back, a torn red cloak draped over his broad shoulders. He moved quietly, the chilling winds howling and pelting his scarred face with flecks of snow and ice. All the while, he pondered if a man such as he was worthy of some sort of redemption.
Then, there came a sound above the whipping winter winds. The cry of a wolf, distant first it was. Cautious, his hand reached to his sword. He was not certain if the wolf would pounce on him, but he still kept up his guard. Back and forth his eyes darted, skimming the forest, what little he could see that wasn't caught behind a veil of snow. Then, another sound. He drew his blade to the crunch of snow behind him and the snapping of branches.
Weapons: Wakizashi hidden in an umbrella, various poisons, and a tetsūgen (kunai with garrote wire)
Jutsu: Kaede does not rely on the old magics much like the people of her village or the Kouga clan. Instead, she prefers to use more practical methods to outdo and eliminate her enemies, such as using charm and seduction to lower their guard before striking. However, at birth, she was gifted with immunity to poison. She uses this to her advantage, sometimes coating her fingernails and/or lips in poison. The poison is delivered to her target through either a scratch or a kiss.
Other Info:
-Kaede has a very sweet, charming and easy going personality. She shows little to no malice, even to her supposed enemies. She's not one for war either. However, she loves her village and will do what she must to protect it, even if it means taking another life. Kaede longs for a day when peace will come between the two villages, and no man or woman will have to die to defend their home.
-Her favorite time of year is spring, when the village's sakura trees are in full bloom.
-Her favorite pastimes include playing shogi, painting, flower arranging, or playing her shamisen
-Unbeknownst to many, Kaede has a secret lover in the Kouga clan. Between battles, she will sneak away from the village to meet them.
-Due to her immunity, Kaede has come in contact with various poisons and venoms in her lifetime. Hence, she has a vast knowledge of all their adverse effects and how to cure said poisons. She can also identify many poisonous plants and animals.
-If the war ever ends, Kaede wants to get married and raise a family of her own. It has been a lifelong dream of hers ever since she was a little girl.
Her Majesty, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Queen of the Rising Sun
~Age~
Thirty-four years old
~Personality~
♤Soft Spoken ♡Caring ◇Diplomatic ♧Regal
One look at the Queen and you can tell she holds the power in the Kingdom of Woodgrove, despite appearing as a frail and innocent woman. She has a strong, almost ironclad stance against crime in the Kingdom and serves out punishments rather justly, depending on the severity of the crime. Many have considered her cruel because of this, but she insists it is for the safety and well being of her people. Celaria cares for her kingdom, and would defend it tooth and nail if it ever came under attack, just as she would her family.
She loves her children and her husband dearly, and tries to balance her duties between being a wife and mother and a Queen.
A fairly intelligent woman and eloquently spoken, Celaria believes in the pen being mightier than the sword. Often times, she tries to quell a volatile situation with her wise and calming words, but she always keeps a sword handy when words fail her.
Despite her high rank, she is always willing to put others before herself both in terms of well being and social stature and she politely converses with whomever she encounters. Celaria doesn't hesitate either to put herself in harm's way to protect others, including her family, and eagerly offers her services to anyone in need, despite the danger.
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