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KalasGranted. Your hand is now on fire.
I wish New York City wasn't such a terrible place in general.
I wish New York City wasn't such a terrible place in general.
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7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.
Bio
Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.
A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.
What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.
I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.
As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.
I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.
So there it is, I guess.
A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.
What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.
I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.
As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.
I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.
So there it is, I guess.
Most Recent Posts
Granted. You have food, in the sense it is technically edible. However, it is the toxic organs of the Fugu Pufferfish.
I wish for great abs.
I wish for great abs.
Granted. You are 1% more intelligent. You said smarter, not how much smarter.
I wish that the next wish would be EXTRA corrupted when granted.
I wish that the next wish would be EXTRA corrupted when granted.
Granted, but it is the computer system that runs Skynet. Have fun being murdered by robots.
I wish an interdimensional being would call upon five teenagers with attitude. NO ONE GETS THAT REFERENCE. SHUT UP, BETA.
I wish an interdimensional being would call upon five teenagers with attitude. NO ONE GETS THAT REFERENCE. SHUT UP, BETA.
Granted, but now you have butthole cancer.
I wish the FF7 HD Remake would be released soon.
I wish the FF7 HD Remake would be released soon.
Granted, but you are overthrown by your subjects a few days later.
I wish Destiny and Destiny 2 weren't such mediocre snorefests
I wish Destiny and Destiny 2 weren't such mediocre snorefests
Granted, but the first wall you walk through is also your last, as you get stuck in it and die of suffocation.
i wish it never got above 80 degrees or below 45 degrees fahrenheit wherever I live.
i wish it never got above 80 degrees or below 45 degrees fahrenheit wherever I live.
Granted, but now you don't know how to read.
I wish people didn't bitch so much.
I wish people didn't bitch so much.
Granted. But when you walk outside the next day, a truck hits you and you die. Kinetic energy is not on your immunity list.
I wish the computers and consoles of everyone who modded multiplayer games would suddenly explode and pepper said people with plastic shrapnel.
I wish the computers and consoles of everyone who modded multiplayer games would suddenly explode and pepper said people with plastic shrapnel.
Granted. But in addition, the retribution is also visited upon those you love and those who share your bloodline, both past and future.
I wish for a real-life SCP-999 to be found.
I wish for a real-life SCP-999 to be found.
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