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KalasGranted. In fact, now nothing you wish for ever comes true.
I wish Steve Irwin had never been killed by that Stingray and was still alive now.
I wish Steve Irwin had never been killed by that Stingray and was still alive now.
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Floop
7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.
Bio
Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.
A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.
What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.
I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.
As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.
I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.
So there it is, I guess.
A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.
What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.
I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.
As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.
I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.
So there it is, I guess.
Most Recent Posts
Granted. You now somehow have acne on your eyeballs, instead. Have fun with that one.
I wish I had a greenhouse so I could grow all of my favorite fruits.
I wish I had a greenhouse so I could grow all of my favorite fruits.
Granted, but the browser glitches and doesn't register the click.
I wish for the power to throw sandwiches at people and not be arrested for criminal mischief.
I wish for the power to throw sandwiches at people and not be arrested for criminal mischief.
Granted. There are spiders nesting in your inner ear.
I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger.
I wish I had a delicious cheeseburger.
Granted. But he is on the Nastrond, being chewed on by the Nidhoggr. Because that turtle is a big piece of shit.
I wish Dark Souls 3 would be ported to the Switch.
I wish Dark Souls 3 would be ported to the Switch.
Granted. Your spine is now straight. However, the car-stealing turtle smashes into you as you cross the street one day. You are now paralyzed from the waist down.
I wish someone would arrest that turtle.
I wish someone would arrest that turtle.
Granted. However, due to a terrible processing mistake, the ice cream is filled with bees and used medical syringes.
I wish I had not wished for a turtle. That fucker stole my car.
I wish I had not wished for a turtle. That fucker stole my car.
Granted. The headphones work, but everything you plug them into breaks.
I wish I had a turtle.
I wish I had a turtle.
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How is it not?
Some people just want to watch the world burn. That's how.
Granted. Unfortunately, your mustache is made of fire ants.
I wish I was not so finacially poor.
A nuclear warhead descends on New York City.
How is that corrupting my wish?
anyway...
Granted, now your headphones belt out music at a lovely 180 decibels, and can go no lower. You go deaf.
I wish I had a reliable car that wouldn't nickle and dime me half to death.
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