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7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

GreivousKhan said
I guess everyone is crazy then.


LOL only 1700 views.

You act like that means that video is the be-all end-all of "Indoctrination Theory is disproved, guise!!!"

Get at me with shit that people actually care about, not some video that less that 0.000000001% of the population has seen, and that likely less than 10% OF that 0.000000001% actually believe.
So you're saying... the writers for a studio behind Dragon Age, Star Wars: KotOR, Baldur's Gate, Neverwinter Nights, numerous in-depth Novels, and the entire Mass Effect series... couldn't come up with a plot hidden within a plot? Sorry, Khan, but your lack of knowledge is showing.
GreivousKhan said
And was disproved pretty badly.


I suggest you watch this, this, and this. It will change your mind on the above quote.

Warning to those who haven't played/completed Mass Effect 3. The above links include spoilers.
I don't think speed too matters much when you start talking asteroid bombardment.
LeeRoy said
Yeah, just repeat the process with a single 20,000lb slab of stone. That'd probably be more than enough to wipe a planet clean.


Meteors weighing far more than that have hit Earth, and the planet was relatively unscathed aside from localized destruction and an effect on regional climate. Hell, the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs was estimated to be 10km across. And that would weigh THOUSANDS of tons, if not millions.
Eh. Even against a planet, it'd be an effective means of domination.

Let that light show happen, then warn the planetary governments that the display was merely a warning and that if they do not comply with your terms/demands... that there will be no second warning. All the while, they have no clue that it was just sand. lulz
There's one problem with your math.

Grains of sand surviving re-entry. Even at near light speed, a grain of sand would not survive that intense of a temperature. The fact there are MILLIONS of grains means nothing as each would simply vaporize entering atmo. Sucks, but that's logic for you. All you would do to that planet is give them one HELL of an impressive light show. Granted, it'd scare them like mad. But really, it'd do no damage to a planet.

Planet = Unharmed.
Ships in vacuum = SCREWED.
On the topic of Mass Effect... I thought I would inform you all of the following



GreivousKhan said
It's called indoctrination.


I am a firm believer in the Indoctrination Theory, so...
ASTA said
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GreivousKhan said
He/She has not yet decided if he/she wants to kill us yet.


ASTA said
Beta confirmed for a murderer irl.


GreivousKhan said
As if that set was not already a huge glaring red warning.


Aaaaaannnnnd they're on to me. Initiating Neutron Bombardment.
For the record, I don't actually hate any of you yet. I was just being lighthearted in my shenanigans.
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