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  • Old Guild Username: Beta
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7 yrs ago
I play a lot of Pokémon Ultra Moon. If you have any requests for specific eggs/babies, let me know and I will see what I can do.
7 yrs ago
Lot of old folks I knew in the past are checking me out. I wonder what they are plotting. :3
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7 yrs ago
I wonder how I should address all the shade people have thrown at me during my time away. My mind says to let it go, but my heart says "with a chainsaw". Decisions.

Bio

Oh, you want to know about me? Not sure why, but ok.

A long time ago, in a bedroom far far away... my mommy met my daddy... and they did it.

What? Not that far back? Oh. Ok.

I'm a mechanic by trade, though a work-related injury nearly a decade ago has really hampered my life since. I'm what some would call a folkish heathen, if matters of spirituality interest you... though I lean more toward tribal rather than folkish. I live in Cleveland, have a nice little apartment in a decent neighborhood, and have two cats.

As far as RP? I like things with anime elements to them, as well as modern and traditional fantasy. Not interested in romance or furry or anything like that. Miss me with that stuff.

I'm brash. I do not sugar coat things. I will call people out on things. I will likely frustrate you at some point. ... however, I am one hell of a loyal person, should I ever decide you are a friend.

So there it is, I guess.

Most Recent Posts

LeeRoy said
See, now you're being a dick about it. And I'm done with this, as long as you don't target Erde I'm fine. If you do, however, I will personally blend Ysolda into a fine red paste.


I didn't really want to invoke the "GM approved it, so fuck off" card, but was left with little choice.

As for targeting Erde... Erde has done nothing to invoke my wrath, so targeting him for no reason would be... oh, what's the word... metagaming. Seeing as I made an immense stink about metagaming, I don't see why I would then turn around and so blatantly do it. So Erde has nothing to fear from Ysolda.
LeeRoy said
This spell:

Can cripple/kill.
Has infinite range.
Has a VERY SPECIFIC requirement to be immune to it.
Cannot be blocked.
Cannot be ignored.
Requires no charge.
Can only be once but would only be used in an emergency situation.

Dude, blowing yourself up made more sense than your defense for this shit.


What you're forgetting... is that Skall read the sheet, pointed out issues he had with it, and approved the final result. This includes the abilities you are now interpreting as broken/stupid/etc. I listed what page of what book in Exalted they were on. It is exceedingly simple to then look up the information for the spell via Google.

That said, Guess the fuck what... Skallagrim approved the character as she is currently written.

GreivousKhan said
He stated he was using perps from his annihilation thing for it.


I did indeed state that.
Rilla said
What you're doing is walking into an RP, essentially, seeing everyone is human and going "My sword cuts anyone who is not a Drow. You are not a drow. You are automatically cut."


The amount of idiocy in the above statement speaks for itself and requires no further response.
LeeRoy said
Dude, don't toss semantics at me.

I listed the only 4 characters who won't immediately be hit by it, the rest of the characters in this will immediately be struck by it with absolutely no possibility of avoiding it. Period. There is no further discussion about this dude.

You have an attack that cannot miss on all but 4 characters. 1 of which is yours.


Refer to the following

GreivousKhan said
I think Beta meant to say Edmund possess no way of defending against the spell. Like hitting a dude with a flamethrower and him dying due to not being fire immune/resistant.


THANK YOU!

Rilla said
"You aren't a part of my dance trope, so my sword automatically cuts you."


You clearly have the IQ of a half eaten salmon. This isn't a "My sword cuts you because lol" dispute... this is a "Are you a spellcaster? No? Then explain how you will defend yourself against this here magic spell" dispute.
LeeRoy said
Again, this attack is 100% certain on like. Every character except Ysolda, Skallagrim, Erde, and Maxwell. Because they have raw magical power and are high tier.

This attack is a CERTAINTY.


Beta said
"Cannot be avoided" was indeed a poor choice of words. Anyone with sufficient MAGICAL PROWESS could avoid or deflect the curse.


^ Not a certainty... not my fault Edmund isn't a spellcaster.
"Cannot be avoided" was indeed a poor choice of words. Anyone with sufficient MAGICAL PROWESS could avoid or deflect the curse.

So... Edmund avoiding a soul-tearing magical curse that you don't even need to hear being casted because it fucking rends your soul... without being HIGHLY adept at magic... How? Because unless the guy is secretly a badass wizard, something tells me he has no magic powers.

Go. Hurry up. I await your logicfails.
Rilla said
I'm going to laugh if Green avoids it somehow.


LeeRoy said
I will probably knock myself unconscious with laughter.


Beta said
The target need not hear the word, and magical silence is no protection—the target hears the curse in his heart.


So... if he metagames to avoid that which cannot be avoided... you'll laugh? Proof of preferential treatment, anyone?
MelonHead said
So, instead of finding a counter in the first place you chose to rage for two days.

Sounds a bit like me, but with less flair.


Nah, The problem with Ysolda is that there was so MUCH shit I COULD do, I didn't see the most devious and backstabbing way to counter immediately.

LeeRoy said
Shitting your pants for two days and then realizing you can throw that shit at your enemy is still shitting your pants for two days.


Jumping to using shit as a weapon when someone makes a comment is still jumping to using shit as a weapon.


Know what I just realized?

Alphakoka said
Same shit


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