Sanctus Spooki

Introducing: ASAP Cluck

Oh dear, do I have to finish it now?

Introducing: ASAP Cluck

@ASAP CLUCK I dunno if I'm right but I'm guessing you're a fan of A$AP Rocky or A$AP Mob... if not, sue me.

Uhh...

I thought I'd probably write a villain...
Or a Mental case civilian
Ain't see no plots beginning, so I guess I'll just go fishing
Bro's begging for some fixin', from his roleplayin' addiction
Cliches got me wishing that I'd never had this vision.
This be that verbal business, lil' Clucky feelin' plucky
I ain't kidding hiding yo' kittens. before this shit gets written

That's all you get until you get your butt in gear.

After the End

<Snipped quote by Sanctus Spooki>

Haha don't worry. Drake is a tough cookie.

I'm female - by the way. :)

@Potter

Haha, I'm sorry, I assumed completely based off of Potter=Harry Potter, which is still a horrible excuse >.>

Looking for RP partner's [small update]

That's good because I'm not even close to done the manga, much more familiar with the anime
Anyways, sent you a PM :)

After the End

Mostly because I think he was expecting some help xD that's what Adelaide is for I guess though, I just felt kinda guilty about it haha

After the End

@Potter @Penguin [@Bleu Falcon]

Got my post up, sorry potter, but after Bleu had her do rip one of the attacker's throat out, I couldn't really think of a way for HIram to just decide they were the good guys off the bat

Since Vivi normally trades with the town though, I suppose he might actually recognize her, after given a few seconds to collect himself.

After the End

Hiram Oxton

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Speeding through the forest, low hanging branches whipped against Hiram, leaving thin scratches across his face as he ran towards where the fire had seemed to originate. Gritting his teeth, he pushed the minor nuisance out of his mind, focusing on placing one foot in front of the other; he rarely had a chance to run flat out, and the thought of slipping and giving himself a concussion, or worse, a broken leg, did not sit well with him, despite whatever danger may have found whoever's shelter had been set ablaze.

Up ahead, the burning shelter began to grow larger, letting him know he was getting close. Suddenly, the relative quiet of the forest was dispelled by the loud crack of gunfire. Slowing down to a jog, he tried to pace himself, clearly someone was in a fight, and he would rather not be mistaken for the enemy by the wrong side, if there even was a "wrong" side, it could just be a quarrel between two separate raider bands. He could feel the sabre at his hip slapping against his thigh with every other stride, the loud smack of leather as the scabbard collided with his leg seemed to ring out throughout the trees, despite his loud crashing through the brush and he prayed that he was merely imagining things, that the adrenaline he could feel pumping through his veins was merely heightening his senses.

"...Cowardly if you ask me, assholes." A voice drifted to Hiram, punctuated by gunfire.

Rushing forward, Hiram crashed against a tree trunk with a soft grunt, blood pounding in his ears as he readied the rifle still clasped in his hands. Peaking around the trunk, his eyes widened as he spotted a massive dog loping through the forest, fresh blood dripping from its canines. Holding his breath, he watched as the monster disappeared back into the bushes. He let out a soft sigh of relief; humans he could deal with... animals had a nasty habit of refusing to die - or even to acknowledge that by all rights, they should be dead. Unbidden, a memory of his father lecturing him about the ancient bond between man and dog sprang to his mind, "Man's best friend: more than one dog has given it's life without a second thought to protect its human. Never underestimate any Canine. If the pack is threatened, they will happily throw themselves, with abandon, into the fray. It's why humanity has always loved dogs above all other animals. Like a parent, a dog's love is unconditional" Hiram's father smiled sadly, softly stroking the fur of the sickly pup laying in his lap, before with a sudden brutality, he grabbed the dog around the head, and twisted the dog's neck sharply to the left, silencing the whimpers of the pup.

"Ignore it." He berated himself, as he pushed himself off of the tree, dropping into a low crouch now as he crept forward, making his way toward the clearing and sliding into a bush. He cursed silently to himself as his limbs got tangled by the dense foliage, "Idiot! Move!" Untangling himself, he rolled back out of the bushes into a kneeling position just in time to hear more gunshots sound off, and the dull thump as the bullets collided with the ground where he had been laying a moment before, "Well, you know which way you're shooting now at least, if not who you're shooting at..." He mused to himself, bringing the bolt action to his shoulder, and firing off two quick shots in the direction the last gunshots had came from before breaking off to the left, careful to keep moving.

As he kept moving he crashed through another bush, only for a horse to materialize in front of him, a savage woman sat comfortably atop the likewise barbaric horse, the same demon-dog he had seen previously panting happily beside the two. Running purely on instinct and fear, Hiram raised his rifle to his shoulder again, not bothering with precise aim, merely leveling the barrel at the horse's midsection. "Hopefully the horse will buck the girl, and stun her long enough to take care of the dog." The sabre hung heavily on his belt, he'd never fought a dog with a sword and it was far too close for him to fire another shot off. His finger pulled back on the trigger as he braced himself for the expected buck of the rifle.

Click

Hiram stood motionless, stunned as the pitiful sound echoed throughout the trees, mocking him. How could he have forgotten to chamber a new round?

"Fuck me."

Music Appreciation Thread

Yeah I was really worried someone would remember the URL, I remember it was a thing for a while xD

@TheMadAsshatter Haha, well I learned something on top of some casual trolling! Thank you!

@pugbutter 8/10, wonderful voice, and the type of song I could listen too when I wake up, or sitting on a deck with a cold beer while reminiscing with friends (well that is essentially what the songs about!), only problem is I can see many times where this song would grate on me -sometimes it's nice to not remember! That, and the "lalalalalala", the one right at the end, if that makes any sense.

Music Appreciation Thread

@The Elvenqueen 6/10 Overall, I like the song, but something about it bothers me, that I can't quite place.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Been jamming to this for a bit now, sorry, dont know how to embed

Hello World

Hello, Wise One! Welcome to the guild!

As someone who has always been intrigued by LARP, but never really had any chances to engage in it, what sort of advice can you give me?