I know what I have to do. I must create a God of...
BOATS.
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What do you define as "so long"? I've been RPing for 3 years, give or take a few months. I've been in dozens of RPs but none of them lasted longer than a couple of months, at most. :'(
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Dear gosh, is every RPer a comedian?
New Gods could be born from a union of two existing gods, if we need to introduce a new character.
Was talking to @SepticGentleman.
Figured out a great way for my god to have chosen his champion.
Basically Iuppiter is a cloud. On a bad day a cloud can be like, 30 miles tall. With his powers and abilities, he flies around the planet in the shape of a giant head shouting "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT." and causing cataclysmic events until someone sings and dances for him. Whoever he likes the most becomes his new champion.
I just Rick and Morty'd this shiznit.
@SepticGentleman
I really like your God. He doesn't demand any special, complex ritual worship, and he isn't declaring war on the land or anything like that. He just wants to sit at the bottom of his damn ocean and screw with sailors.
Though he's generally an observer, he takes action when he deems it necessary, and acts swiftly and decisively. Perhaps at some point in the past he acted by "taking the mind" of another god, essentially lobotomizing them.