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I feel a tremble in my temple
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Heā€™s mastered the art of Simp Mode
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Jace haunts me dreams, blesses me nightmares, ye
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Yeah sure fine here we go.

ELI

Henry - ā€œIn all my years working aboard this station, never have I encountered a literally and figuratively bigger son of a bitch than Olin. And I mean that in the sense that heā€™s pretty much the best friend I have at the moment.ā€

Wednesday - ā€œJust fucking jettison this one and letā€™s all get on with our lives.ā€

Jasmine - ā€œI have to regulate this oneā€™s power dampeners more so than others because of the stationā€™s rotation periods in and out of view of the sun. Donā€™t even know each other and sheā€™s making me put in more work.ā€

Phoebe - ā€œIf she ghosts and ends up on the stationā€™s exterior, it ainā€™t my fault.ā€

Lyn - ā€œSome of the faculty think a teleporter could be useful for moving supplies around the station. But then the current movers themselves would be out of a job. So, Iā€™m gonna hold on offering her a part-time job here.ā€

Archie - ā€œHonestly? Some of the stuff he builds makes me nauseous when I look at it.ā€

Gavin - ā€œHoooo. Chargers can be a problem, but we got lucky this time, ā€˜cause Gavinā€™s got zero drive to start a riot it seems.ā€

Uril - ā€œGod is dead and Jerry Seinfeld killed him.ā€

Abraham - ā€œNope. Not dealing with this one. Not taking a rock to the face. Fuck you.ā€

Grit - ā€œSo does the whole ā€˜using smaller bullets to build up tolerance to bigger bulletsā€™ thing actually work on him?ā€


ARCHIE

Henry - ā€œBig lizard trumps Floridans and destroys constructs like a large child pitted against sentient foodstuffs. He do it.ā€

Wednesday - ā€œSalamander manslayer slaying likely-not likely. Probably doesnā€™t even want the big cash anyway. Oh well.ā€

Jasmine - ā€œSunny starlet poses a question of power functionality with artificial suns. Got the UVs in here lighting up. Who knows.ā€

Phoebe - ā€œGhosting posing a question of experimentation too. Where is the border. Where is the beyond. Not gonna ask.ā€

Lyn - ā€œFunneling in and out be useful if her tellinā€™ works here. Might extend a job offer, pay her the good creds.ā€

Eli - ā€œSpectacled code monkey almost threw up in my Apothic once. Canā€™t handle that majesty jumping out of the water. But he still cool.ā€

Gavin - ā€œChilling charger opens up new possibilities for circle-slaughtering. Gotta talk to him, get him up to do make the fighting go yes.ā€

Uril - ā€œBeeeeEEEEEEeeeees.ā€

Abraham - ā€œGeo Hendrix annihilates solid, want him to thrash Superbia and get the money for cheer-makers. Maybe heā€™ll say yes. Maybe heā€™ll hit me. Gamble Iā€™m willing to make.ā€

Grit - ā€œNot-rubber rumbler can take the hits, but can he destroy equally in the ring? Wanna ask.ā€
@Maxx has given me the perfect idea for helping you shits establish relations with each other.

I hope your buttholes aren't puckered because you're in for a treat.


I know what this is.

You're a monster.
You better not. I'll suck you dry in the gay kinda way if you do. Don't make me.


Why does it always come to this.
I swear to God, if you do this to me IC I will end you.


Sounds like a fuckin' dare to me.
@Spoopy Scary I'm not reading all that so I'm just gonna assume it's worth a B+ on your report card.

EDIT: I did read it. And his power mixed with the guitar bit makes me wanna call him Geo Hendrix.
@SepticGentleman
I'll be very disappointed if Jerry Seinfield isn't the canon voice for every character in the RP.

It'll be madness.

It'll be glorious.


I like the way you think, you're on the team.
@SepticGentleman The funny thing is I was going to use a fat bumble bee plush toy as the example pic for what his minion looks like. So you're right... The God of the Pollinators cometh. Prepare to be termi- I mean polli-nated.


If his little bee minion doesn't have Jerry Seinfeld's voice I will be very disappointed.
@Mr Allen J Eh-heh.

EDIT: I went too deep.
@Hippocamp I hope you realized what you've done son.

You've opened the floodgates for shitty Bee Movie, and "Not the Bees" jokes.

He's doing the Lord's work.

@Hippocamp The Messiah cometh, wreathed in gold and obsidian.

@JunkMail Here ya go.

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