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4 yrs ago
Current I like the night liiiiife, I like to ɮ օ օ ɢ ɨ ɛ
5 yrs ago
𝕊 𝕢 𝕦 𝕖 𝕖 𝕖 𝕖 𝕖 𝕫 𝕖
5 yrs ago
I feel a tremble in my temple
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5 yrs ago
He’s mastered the art of Simp Mode
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5 yrs ago
Jace haunts me dreams, blesses me nightmares, ye
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Rutabaga.
Yeah sure fine here we go.

ELI

Henry - “In all my years working aboard this station, never have I encountered a literally and figuratively bigger son of a bitch than Olin. And I mean that in the sense that he’s pretty much the best friend I have at the moment.”

Wednesday - “Just fucking jettison this one and let’s all get on with our lives.”

Jasmine - “I have to regulate this one’s power dampeners more so than others because of the station’s rotation periods in and out of view of the sun. Don’t even know each other and she’s making me put in more work.”

Phoebe - “If she ghosts and ends up on the station’s exterior, it ain’t my fault.”

Lyn - “Some of the faculty think a teleporter could be useful for moving supplies around the station. But then the current movers themselves would be out of a job. So, I’m gonna hold on offering her a part-time job here.”

Archie - “Honestly? Some of the stuff he builds makes me nauseous when I look at it.”

Gavin - “Hoooo. Chargers can be a problem, but we got lucky this time, ‘cause Gavin’s got zero drive to start a riot it seems.”

Uril - “God is dead and Jerry Seinfeld killed him.”

Abraham - “Nope. Not dealing with this one. Not taking a rock to the face. Fuck you.”

Grit - “So does the whole ‘using smaller bullets to build up tolerance to bigger bullets’ thing actually work on him?”


ARCHIE

Henry - “Big lizard trumps Floridans and destroys constructs like a large child pitted against sentient foodstuffs. He do it.”

Wednesday - “Salamander manslayer slaying likely-not likely. Probably doesn’t even want the big cash anyway. Oh well.”

Jasmine - “Sunny starlet poses a question of power functionality with artificial suns. Got the UVs in here lighting up. Who knows.”

Phoebe - “Ghosting posing a question of experimentation too. Where is the border. Where is the beyond. Not gonna ask.”

Lyn - “Funneling in and out be useful if her tellin’ works here. Might extend a job offer, pay her the good creds.”

Eli - “Spectacled code monkey almost threw up in my Apothic once. Can’t handle that majesty jumping out of the water. But he still cool.”

Gavin - “Chilling charger opens up new possibilities for circle-slaughtering. Gotta talk to him, get him up to do make the fighting go yes.”

Uril - “BeeeeEEEEEEeeeees.”

Abraham - “Geo Hendrix annihilates solid, want him to thrash Superbia and get the money for cheer-makers. Maybe he’ll say yes. Maybe he’ll hit me. Gamble I’m willing to make.”

Grit - “Not-rubber rumbler can take the hits, but can he destroy equally in the ring? Wanna ask.”
@Maxx has given me the perfect idea for helping you shits establish relations with each other.

I hope your buttholes aren't puckered because you're in for a treat.


I know what this is.

You're a monster.
You better not. I'll suck you dry in the gay kinda way if you do. Don't make me.


Why does it always come to this.
I swear to God, if you do this to me IC I will end you.


Sounds like a fuckin' dare to me.
@Spoopy Scary I'm not reading all that so I'm just gonna assume it's worth a B+ on your report card.

EDIT: I did read it. And his power mixed with the guitar bit makes me wanna call him Geo Hendrix.
@SepticGentleman
I'll be very disappointed if Jerry Seinfield isn't the canon voice for every character in the RP.

It'll be madness.

It'll be glorious.


I like the way you think, you're on the team.
@SepticGentleman The funny thing is I was going to use a fat bumble bee plush toy as the example pic for what his minion looks like. So you're right... The God of the Pollinators cometh. Prepare to be termi- I mean polli-nated.


If his little bee minion doesn't have Jerry Seinfeld's voice I will be very disappointed.
@Mr Allen J Eh-heh.

EDIT: I went too deep.
@Hippocamp I hope you realized what you've done son.

You've opened the floodgates for shitty Bee Movie, and "Not the Bees" jokes.

He's doing the Lord's work.

@Hippocamp The Messiah cometh, wreathed in gold and obsidian.

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