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2 mos ago
Current I WAS GONNA DO A STATUS ABOUT CUPTOAST BUT FUCK YEAH WE GODDAMN BREAKING KNEES. JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED ON A HOT STEAMING PLATE! JUSTICE FOR WHEELS! YEAH!
2 mos ago
fuck I got outplayed
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2 mos ago
sillyman, more silly than a ferret down your trousers.
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2 mos ago
fuck yeah I love splatoon
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2 mos ago
i love bands nobody's even heard about. shoot me a pm to get a random album/artist that has like, one soundcloud account tied to them
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"meow." -CAT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DUMBASS


hello! I'm sillyman. no, I won't reveal my name, but I can give you a riddle for it if you want. 🤫
my likes and dislikes;

likes

cats
silly
cuptoast
horror
dark themes
goobers

DISLIKES

fuck hhgregg
fuck anyone without basic respect for ANYONE
fuck you. i know where you live. check your door.


Most Recent Posts

oh sheesh I just jumped off for a hot minute there
I really gotta realize that I have an account too, huh?
as everyone enjoyed their day, the raccoons were still recovering...
"don't the 'hoo-mans' have how to catch a predator? because I was next on the food chain!"
(heh.) (bahaha!)
"wait, rummage, what are you doing?"
"...nothing."
"is that space alcohol?"
"...does this place allow space alcohol? how much alcohol is in there anyways?"
rummage looks at the ingredients
"...1% alcohol, 99% uranium..."
"you've already drunk a bottle, have you?"
"...yes."
"GREAT 5 HOURS IN THIS ROOM AND YOU ALREADY FOUND A STASH OF ILLEGAL SPACE ALCOHOL! UGH!"
"huh, new guests!"
"who?"
"a red wizard, a cloaked man, (how original,) and a weird dude."
"is that the Phoenix dude? ohh I oughta-"
"stop. you've taken this too far. we nearly killed him."
"fine."
"I like the red guy."
this is life for the raccoons. (dont worry he fixed the orb)
@Triantafyllo
yeeees
@BunniesOfDoom bro I'm sorry
I really just thought without checking!
(that is something that he would do, though)
@Dark Light OMG I am sooooo sorry I am just new to rp'ing and I didn't really think about it too wisely :((((( I am sorry!
I feel so bad omgomgomg

the raccoons heard it from their room.
"WHAT. THE. FUCK."
rookie sat there in shock.
"i stuck a stick of dynamite in whatshisname's pocket." ("ahhh, ok, ok.") ("YIPPEE!")
they ran down the stairs.
instead of the weird guy, they saw... a bird? and the strange guy?
once they figured out that the bird was JJ, they. got. PISSED.
immediately, Rummage ran towards the bird, snatched him (ripping out a few of the werewolf's hairs,) curled him up... "this is what you get..." and CHUCKED him at the wall.
"...FOR MANHANDLING MY BRO!" the wall BROKE OPEN, and before Rufus could apologize to the stranger, Rookie ran up...
"YOU WANT MY ORB? TAKE IT!" and SMASHED THE ORB AGAINST THE BIRD'S HEAD!
After a few apologies, (and a few bribes,) the raccoons got back to their room.
"SO THAT'S WHAT VIOLENCE FEELS LIKE!"
"yes it DOES!"
"i'm just glad you two are..."
"SHUT UP!" "SHUT UP!"
(wait, what about the orb?) (hooooly shiaaaaa-)
THIS IS LIFE FOR THE RACCOONS (no I will not hear my comfort oc swear)
@BunniesOfDoom dang today's not a good day to be a phoenix
@BunniesOfDoom oh I forgor


hey uh can I join as a professor?
nothing much, just a mopey dude.

(listen bro I didn't ACTUALLY think anything was gonna happen. I thought it was gonna be loony tunes style and make his face go black. I didn't want him to DIE.)
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