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In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Pitchforks, really?

I don't want pitchforks D:


It's the Special of the Day. High in iron and fibre. And it comes with a free glass of wine!

I think Dry Humor is fine. I think even Lucas will use it sometimes, for sure.


Hehe, cool.

<Snipped quote by kingkonrad>

Kuai is speaking Chinese. I'll put translations up for his speech later. I'm at work right now.


Also, nifty - I feel like I'm in Ocean's Eleven... :)
In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Mark is a foodie. Would anyone like catering? *evil grin*

Menu:
  • Entrée
    • Nuts
    • Finger Food
  • Mains
    • Bangers and Mash
    • Teriyaki Breast
    • Double Meat Burger
    • Seasoned Shank Surprise
  • Dessert
    • Pink pudding flambé

Vilhelm, I hope it's okay to include a bit of dry humour in my post. Let me know if I should remove it/tone it down.
In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Mark - Junkyard
Day X


Mark happily whistled away, tapping his feet to a tune in his mind. Smoothly slicing away at the delicacy, knife twirling around in his hand. Behind him was a nice open fire, flames brightly dancing along with him. "Here ya go, boy!" said Mark cheerfully as he tossed a treat to his Rottweiler. The dog excitedly jumped up and down as it pounced on it's awesome treat. A human eyeball.

There was a slight gurgling as the body moved. Well actually, tried to. All tendons had been severed. "Oh hush..." said Mark before he continued to whistle.

"Din din boys!" shouted Mark as he pulled the plastic sheet plus body off the table and onto the floor. A number of viscious dogs poured in and chomped away at their primate buffet, tearing away at the organs. The dogs did so love buffet night.

Turning on the TV, Mark leaned back and sighed as he watched soccer. The clothes had just about been burned away. On the table to his side was a healthy serving of bangers and mash and well as a nice and juicy meat burger (he had teriyaki breast last night). Well what? The buttocks were the best for this! Waste not want not.

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Mark - Alexei's place
Next Day


Mark arrived in the lobby, having recently got news of last night's fires. Trident's name had been going around recently, but frankly, Mark wasn't that impressed. Everyone here was still human. And humans die. Of course, now there was the point of how to make the dying happen. Which he supposed was the purpose of today's meeting.

Seeing Arina, Chris and Kuai in the lobby, Mark gave a curt nod, though in his mind he was personally going through possible ways of bringing down Pitchforks. Yes. Pitchforks.

In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
It roughly translates to "A salute to those who do bad for no reason other than the fun!"


*salutes*

Aw~!
I do find it in good humor, though, that you say "sick as a dog" and your avatar is a, rather macabre, dog.
I laughed.


I'm basically an evil werewolf man-dog.

You'll learn this over time.


so mafia

In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Yay cosplay!

Though I'm wondering, what does "Salyut te, kotoryye delayut plokho ni po kakoy drugoy prichine, chem udovol'stviya!" mean? Google Translate fails me here.

Hyperactive me:
It must be a secret message! So I squint... "Salutations, Kotor is delayed. Plotholes! Kayaks are where the drugs are. Pristine and rich! Chemistry is our survival!"

SilverRain always does this to packets of food.
In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Name: Mark Winters (Streak was his old nick)

Age:37

Occupation:
Illegal:
* Body treatment disposal.
* Torture service comes free of charge.
Legal:
* Previously: Bike mechanic
* Current: 'Junkyard technician'

Appearance:
* 188cm, tall strong and muscular build.
* Tattoos line his entire body.
* Hair is black with a red streak on the right.

Photo is slightly not safe for work due to male nipple exposure.


Personality:
* In three words - wild, cocky, doesn't give a shit.

History:
Mark first started in vandalism and looting stores, setting fire to the ones that pissed him off. Not belonging to any particular group back then, he quickly found himself in jail for property damage and theft. When he got out, he took to cagefighting where he met his current boss, apparently by accidentally squirting a large amount of his opponent's blood onto the Boss.

(History subject to change depending on which Mafia we decide on)

Skills:
* Body disposal
* Torture
* Theft
* Vandalism
* Beating shit out of people for fun

Gear:
* Favourite baseball bat
* Desert Eagle
* MP5
* Ducati
* Equipment used for torture, mutilation and disposal. Vivisection if he feels mean.

Other: Vigil.
* Mark likes boobs. But be warned, those who RP as a guy. If you make your guy too sexy and alluring, you'll start to find that Mark has the hots for you. He'll understand a solid 'no' of course. That being said, he currently has no romantic interest, unless the bike counts.
* When Mark gets drunk he starts talking to the wall! Please don't film him.
* Mark can't dance.
* Don't go near the junkyard dogs. He feeds them human meat. You're human meat. Those are cheap chains.
In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
And finally we have a photo for Mark~! It's not exact, but it's close.

(Photo is slightly not safe for work due to male nipple exposure... :P)
In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Caught~! <3

Destiny lets us meet each other again! :)

Free bump with a cherry on top!
In Vigil! 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Whheee!

(Likes de humour)
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