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Recent Statuses

2 mos ago
Current @POOHEAD What hair?
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3 mos ago
I like spam.
3 mos ago
Are we breaking knees?
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3 mos ago
Wear your brown pants.
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3 mos ago
I refuse to own a Glock purely out of spite. I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.

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Most Recent Posts

I was in a commercial for Silly Putty as a child.
I am single.

I am very, very single.
All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

All we wanna do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here
Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
The closest I've gotten to meeting a celebrity was when I met an extra from the Vikings TV series.
Rope
Push
And I do not think anyone knows
What they're doing here
And your friends have left you
You've been dismissed
I never thought it would come to this
And I want you to know
Everyone's got to face down the demons
Maybe today you could put the past away
Men hit on me more often then women do. As a straight male, I find this very unnerving. Why do men find me more attractive than women do?
Old enough to know better and too young to care
Wins the race
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