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4 days ago
Current R.I.P. Paul Harrell
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7 days ago
The squirrel ran in front of the car and got tired.
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20 days ago
Today I have beaten my record for consecutive days alive.
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4 mos ago
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts.
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3 yrs ago
A baby snake is called a snakelet. 🐍
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Educate me please.


It's best explained by a song I've heard.

Octopi have started using ocean trash as tools
They're grabbing cans and bottles to make stuff that's pretty cool
They're smart enough to build houses and camo with your garbage
So don't forget this warning as your refuse is discarded

Please stop littering
Before the octopi start building elaborate mech suits
And launching full-scale land assaults on our coastal cities
For heaven's sake don't drop gun
Or society will soon be overrun

(Don't know who originally made this, but I heard it from some guy called Jordan Keyes on YouTube)
The octopus uprising.
Crabs are the ultimate lifeform.
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Well no one truly knows what Jesus looked like, we can only guess. But anyway. The Catholic church commissioned Michael Angelo to paint Jesus, and the closest Michael had ever been to heaven was with his lover. So yeah. Jesus is a bottom.


That's fucking hilarious.
- The fact that the current depiction of Jesus that most worship is actually a portrait of Micahel Angelo's gay lover.


Say what?
Porphyrios.

A large whale that harassed and sank ships near Constantinople in the sixth century.
So it's just 4 skills max of the varying types? Is it going to be possible to change them at any point?
Image claims are a pain. It's hard to find the right image.
Intriguing. I certainly wouldn't mind being a hoarder loader.
Take what you can. Give nothing back.

It's a pirate's life for me.
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