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Yeah I don't really care about seeing the crunch or not either.
A map! Calling forth the map option would have surely been the first and sanest thing any industrious german person would have done, alas, considering Schwertleite was clearly convinced that this was some sort of special event and/or a bug, the girl did not even bother to check - after all, having mapless event areas wouldn't be the first time. Maybe she was afraid of the result or maybe it was just more fun that way, but Schwert did not bother checking at all.

Regardless, Schwertleite was caught completely off-guard upon the sudden sexual assault of Nein. Her face blushing, the girl pointed forwards. "U-U...Urm..." Goddamnit, just what was up with her? This was so unlike the legendary Hero she was supposed to be! If Ja would see her being as pathetic as she was right now she would surely not be able to abuse him anymore! Shaking her head, and Nein's hand off, she now pointed towards the thick leaves over them towards the sky. "We're shooting for number one!" Yeah, she had absolutely
no clue where they headed. Though, finding some sort of NPC Civilization for some kind of hints was probably the best course of action.

Having calmed down now a bit she added. "'Reset' What do you mean by 'reset'?" She yelled to get her bothers attention. "Hey, did you hear that? Your best friend is implying we lost all our progress! Really funny, isn't it?!" She sighed. "Don't you understand? We're in some super special event! So special in fact, we aren't even allowed to log out...yet!" Maybe they would automatically log out upon killing themselves? Not like Schwertleite intended to give up on their current endeavour though.

As she continued on, her older brother was actually thinking one step ahead as a party invitation popped up before her. Quickly accepting it, she was soon the party leader. "Ho...bo...stron..k?" She murmured confused to herself, was this some dumb boys joke she did not understand? Whatever.

Thinking about changing the party-name, Schwert quickly got interrupted as finally some action happened! Apart from being rewarded with sweet sweet candy for whatever reason, the soon-to-be-hero readied her spear. "Alright, time for some freexp!" She said surprisingly calm. "Be careful though, we don't know what we're up against yet." Surely, it couldn't be too bad now, could it? Then again however, a challenge was nice too!

@Zombehs @Ashifili
Fuck your Hobostronk, as great as the name was, Barstronk had best people and best GM :V

@Pair of Hearts
Now I imagine you to be the old lady that had like 300 cats in front of her house every morning in the bus I drove by. Good Job.
Also I first wrote that we were in a forest, Ashifili and Zombehs told me it was a grassy plain, so I corrected myself, now we're in a forest again... I AM CONFUSED Q_Q

And jeez, if people have so much trouble not knowing the crunch behind the scenes for whatever petty reasons, just treat it as a complete improv rp where even the stats are just for pure mmo flavour and dice rolls are never a thing :3c
Oh mang, Shana will always hold a special place in my heart. The first season reminds me of the time I started to get more into not-translated anime stuff. Too bad, as good as the first season was, that the second season could have been retitled 'Cooking with Shana' and the third one was just utter crap :<
I should get an achievement for all those embarrassing elementary grammar errors I do! *Hides away in shame ._.*
Bwahaha, I did it. Nobody saw a thing.
"Mail them? We just sue them into giving us, me, lots of money!" Surely that would work out just fine. Not to mention all the stuff she could buy it with! Oh, and surely Ja would be able to make the greatest of all Bratwurst and Sauerkraut dishes with the most expensive ingredients too. Nice, simple and easy.

Regardless, the blonde now checked out her menu and stuff as Nein suggested, quickly realizing she couldn't log out anymore! "The hell?" This isn't a very 'funny' bug." Did the maintenance screw something up? Hopefully, they would fix it in time... . Whatever the case, there wasn't too much use in breaking her head over this. Instead, Schwertleite decided to just make the best out of this, even if she was all low-level again. Urgh.

"Yeah, I'll take that knife. Thank you." Taking the pathethic dagger and the last broomstick that could have been used, in conjunction with the knife, to create a makeshift spear, she continued. "Alright! I doubt we should waste away here any longer." Taking a good look around the grassy-plains-that-were-totally-not-a-forest all Schwertleite could see was more beautiful scenery of the same stuff. Surely, if she were to be in a movie or something, this was about the time they would waste everybody's time through padding by showing off how pretty and not-relevent it was!

Anyways, it was time to show how great of a great leader Schwertleite really was! Putting her stick to use, she simply put it up vertical before it fell into a certain direction - most likely wherever the wind was blowing towards. "Let's walk there!" Making sure to take her trusty directional tool with her, the soon-to-be-Hero started to, well, walk.
RPGuild has been a little piece of shit. Now it seems to be okay now, time to pick up in speed and go all vroom vroom again!
So...are we now allowed to post again?
@Skyswimsky
That's a very, very familiar reference. It's at the tip of my tongue but ...

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