Smiral

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Munk said
Probably. Of course, you know, respecting people's ethical points of view (at least when you're in their home) is cool too.

eat a burger

Second Academy for Public Dangers - OOC

Randal sat with his elbows on his knees, legs spread apart to take up as much space around him as possible. His apathetic expression was hidden behind loosely interlocked fingers, eyebrow raised in visible perplexity. While he was busy trying to wrap his head around the idea of being confined to a prison with 2 mile thick walls, his fellow "students" (convicts, really) were quick to jump on the sociable bandwagon. 'We just got shoved into a real life incarnation of a George Orwell novel, and I -still- have to put up with socialites. What a wonderful world we live in.'

While Randal was ordinarily a caustic son of a bitch, he was at least somewhat entitled to act like one today. You see, Randal was being condemned for abilities he refused to acknowledge. It's a little ironic if you think about it. "What the fuck am I doing here," he sighed as he planted his face inside his hands, desperately waiting for the elevator ride to end.

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idlehands said This reminds me of when I lived in Austin in my early twenties.

I knew exactly what was going to happen from this starting point

Austin's terrible

I'm feeling very ragey right now...

Goldmarble said

gross laughter

I'm feeling very ragey right now...

All of the characters that were in every tv show or movie or video game ever fight who would win.

Card said
Holy shit. Where's this from?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demonata

All of the characters that were in every tv show or movie or video game ever fight who would win.

I'm going with the Kah-Gash.

"What the fuck is that Smiral?"

Okay.

Sit down son.

Get prepared to listen to a bunch of dumb bullshit.

The original universe was shaped like a chess board. If I recall correctly, demons inhabit the white spaces and these weird magic god things called "Old Creatures" kicked it in the black spaces. There was a barrier keeping the two separate, the Kah-Gash. For eons the demons and the old creatures weren't aware of one another's existence, and it was radical. Then the demons were like "no" and they started crossing into the black squares. The old creatures got owned. This put strain on the Kah-Gash, and it eventually broke and sparked the motherfucking Big Bang. Now, there were two separate universes, one for demons, another for old creatures and inhabited planets such as earth. The Kah-Gash's pieces moved from life form to life form, across both universes, since the dawn of time.

The demons wanted to collect the pieces in order to regain their immortality. Human Magicians sought after the pieces so they could wipe out the demon universe.

That brings us to Grubbs (Magic Werewolf man), Kernel (Black guy with fancy interdimensional portals), and Bec (chick who's thousands of years old and knows everything, ever). Some fucking how, by the most bullshit of odds, the three pieces meet up. When they come together, they shoot loads of universe bending goo all over the god damned place. It's literally the most OP shit ever.

Wait.

No.

Hold on.

It gets even more OP.

Each piece of the Kah-Gash represents a factor of how the Kah-Gash operates. Grubbs is the trigger, meaning he executes the actions. Kernel's the eye, meaning he's able to see... things, and Bec's the memory, meaning she knows and remembers everything, ever. As a last ditch effort, they tear the universe apart, then trigger another big bang. Because the memory remembers every factor of the former incarnation of the universe, the sentient Kah-Gash can shape the universe to be whatever the fuck it wants. It can make it so none of your characters exist in the first place.

All of the characters that were in every tv show or movie or video game ever fight who would win.

okay but

Second Academy for Public Dangers - OOC

>hasn

Name: Randal Ryan
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Appearance: Randal stands at an even 5'10” with a slender build, preferring to clothe himself in obnoxiously oversized hoodies, jeans, and a trashed pair of black Nikes. His medium length, dirty blonde hair is usually slicked backward, he sports a 5 o'clock shadow, and he has his right eyebrow pierced. His hands and forearms are coated in burn related scars.
Personality: Chaotic Neutral
+Intelligent
+Creative
+Witty
-Unmotivated
-Proud (Unjustly so)
-Passive
-Abrasive
Power: Energy Manipulation. Randal has the ability to collect and regurgitate energy he absorbs from various forms of matter. If he had a solid understanding of his ability, he would be able to expend energy in massive, bone shattering blasts. He'd be able to boil someone alive by shooting energy into their blood. He'd be able to tear through any substance as if it was a stick of butter. Thankfully (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it), Randal doesn't understand his ability in the slightest. Without any sort of provocation, Randal's hands and forearms have, in the past, spontaneously burst into flames. For this reason, Randal has firmly refused to experiment and learn more about his abilities in the past. However, since entering the academy, the mystery surrounding his power has become more enticing than terrifying.

Second Academy for Public Dangers - OOC

Techbro said
is there a reason?

lol