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8 yrs ago
Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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8 yrs ago
Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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9 yrs ago
Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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9 yrs ago
Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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9 yrs ago
Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.

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@Duck

When you said you wanted early medieval technology, did you mean "All our armor is chainmail and pith helmets"-early, or "We just use catapults instead of cannons"-early?
I'm definitely in! Just been fotzing around too much to actually create the Paladiness. I'll start it up now, especially since it provides an extra bump.
Put the names BEFORE the songs, just to fool passers by!

Prokiev- Dance of the Knights
AC/DC- That's the way I wanna Rock and Roll
War- Low Rider
Harry Belafonte- Jump in the Line
Clutch- Pulaski Skyway
Foghat- Slow Ride
Ilya Aleksiveech Shatrov (phew!)- On the Hills of Manchuria
Clutch- Circus Maximus
Unknown- Russian Folk Music-Kalinka (Balalaika)
Unknown- Kasatchok Loy Loy Casok Russian Georgian Dance

I'm noticing a recurring theme involving dancing and riding...
Polar Bears would fit better into the Barbarian catergory, IMO, given that they're the biggest species of bear alive today and kill pretty much anything that isn't a female bear in heat. Grizzlies would make better hunters/trappers given that they're melee fighters that sneak around in forests and aren't batduke crazy enough to run around trying to tank everything. I'm assuming that Panda Bears are monks, because of course they'd be monks, and sun bears would be mages, because those guys look magical as hell, yo. Or maybe they'd be healers, because they've mastered the art of honey.

Spectacled bears would make great necromancers, on account of the fact that they always wear spooky voodoo makeup. Sloth bears would be good diplomats because they only eat bugs. Then again, Pandas are vegetarians (or scavengers, sometimes) but they would obviously be better at mauling the crap out of things. Maybe Sloth Bears would make good bards, on account of the fact that they have big ears...

Koala bears, being the smelly, despicable little gits they are, would obviously be the rogues in this situation, and raccoons, since they're distantly related, would be like gnomes... But that's already been sorted out in a way that makes slightly more sense. Sounds like it'd be fun, though. If I had the time...
That's highly racist. I must express my offense by throwing this glove.
Is that biologically possible? Are you biologically possible?
Well, I did bump the interest thread a bunch of times, but it was getting awkward.
How did all you mooks fit in this bed? Is this even mine!?
Don't really have the time to do this one, but I wish I did. Are Lovecraftian gods allowed, for hypothetical purposes?
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Get out of the guild! Here is not your complimentary cool hat to signify your membership, and the refreshments table isn't down the hall! Don't even bother to clean the waffle iron after using it!
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