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Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.
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Depends on what kind of anthros we're talking about. Are these creatures with human features due to science/evolution possibly with their own cultures and stuff based in the rest of the world, or allegorical/artistic creations that are just taken for granted as an existing being in this world? I have a lot of instances of the former in my repetoire, but I have trouble writing about/drawing anthropomorphic animals without going, "Wait a second, how did we get here? Why are they like this?" Granted, plain magic is always an acceptable answer, but still. They're all different, and they may be incongruous.
1/3 species done for Planet Tchernabog, which is also completed. I'll be posting something worth calling a contribution in a little.
Wait, I'm a dummy, the Joker is Irish. Ha ha.
Wait, is he?... I was talking about The Diamanda Hagan. (Link questionably safe for work) xD They look remotely similar (though a lot of differences became apparent after this memory refresher) and I haven't counted, but the kill count has to be close... Which is probably a record for movie reviewers, even counting maniacs like Nostalgiacritic. Hell, she puts NC to shame as far as K/D goes.
Y'know, if Agatha were more nuerotic, Irish, wore clown makeup, and this was a steampunk sci-fi, I'd totally watch her youtube channel... I mean that in the best possible way.
"So this megalomaniac is trying to get rid of anything about the past, and become the future's new ruler by enslaving and recruiting alot of people. You, as the protagonist, has to get three people that show their traits perfectly to stop the megalomaniac from wishing the world away." [Game]
Schindler's Top 3.
"A man tries so hard and gets so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter."
According to Disney, that's the plot to the original Star Wars.
OOOH! IT'S THAT SUPERHERO MOVIE! Is it called The Raven? It's not coming to me right now.
Movie: If you watch it in reverse, it's the touching story of a tacky tourist who turns himself into prison and ressurrects his captors, while a kindly zombie wanders the streets looking for the owners of misplaced skins.
Movie: If you watch it in reverse, it's the touching story of a tacky tourist who turns himself into prison and ressurrects his captors, while a kindly zombie wanders the streets looking for the owners of misplaced skins.
Guy loses girlfriend. Gets woke up by bird. (Movie)
OOH! The Pebble and the Penguin! Or Tim Burton's other Batman!
As long as you don't go around causing the Grey Goo Apocalypse itself, yes.
EDIT: Scratch that, you're free to do it because that's a potentially awesome plot direction, but there better be buildup to it.
EDIT: Scratch that, you're free to do it because that's a potentially awesome plot direction, but there better be buildup to it.
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