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Yo! You actually are reading this bio! Wow! That's awesome! You should feel very proud of yourself, taking up your time, simply to read this bio, which I have constructed for you to read. You have no clue how completely validated I feel each time someone actually reads this bio. It certainly does wonders for one's self esteem, as you wouldn't believe how many people will look through my profile without bothering to read this fantastic bio, and yet, here you are. You, of all people, somehow still contain the willpower and determination to continue reading this bio. It must be as it was spoken in the prophecy, that those whom hold a place in your future will take the time to read your entire bio. That prophecy, of course, was nothing more than a lie. However, even this information doesn't deter you, does it? At this point, I'm truly not sure how you are still reading this. Could it be because you have sworn to yourself that you would finish reading this bio, no matter how boring or meaningless it might be? Or perhaps you are merely bored yourself, using this abnormally long bio as a way to take your mind off of some worldly troubles which you are currently afflicted in. It may even be possible that you are taking up a habit which I have performed many a time myself: you sit at your workplace with some sort of responsibility staring you in the face. Rather than facing this responsibility, however, you choose to ignore it entirely! You logged onto this website, whether it be on your computer, laptop, or smartphone, and somehow, with a surprising mix of luck and chance, you found yourself on my profile page, where you began reading my once seemingly innocent bio, and now find yourself in a snare that has hence lasted approximately 1,750 characters. Certainly a daunting number, don't you think so? I can only imagine that one such as you is asking, "Why is this person's bio so abnormally long? Where did he get this innate idea to waste not only my time, but his own, to write such an atrociously long bio for his profile page on this website? Well, truthfully, this bio came to being simply through an observation and a theory. While waiting for a response in a roleplay session, I glanced through my bio and saw that I had not yet written a bio. Thinking that it would be fun to give the majority of users and guests on this website some basic information about myself, I opened the tab to find that I could potentially type up to 100,000 characters. One hundred thousand characters! For one measly bio! I scoffed at the idea at first, but it truly intrigued me. I thought to myself, "What if I could somehow find a way to meet that maximum?" Surely, it would make me a king among the common masses of this website! Rumors would spread like wildfire of the man who had taken the time to type a one hundred thousand character bio! And I was not to use any cheeky tactics either. No copying and pasting, no images, no gibberish speak, merely me, taking the time out of my weekend to sit down and type a bio that was one hundred thousand words long! I decided at once to begin the journey and from there... Well, you know what happened from there. You've been reading it all, after all... Haven't you? You certainly weren't scrolling mindlessly through this masterfully created bio instead of taking the time to read and appreciate each carefully chosen word... Were you? *gasp* You weren't? How dare you! I take the precious time out of my day, nay, out of my week, to craft you a bio, a story, and you, with your absentmindedly scrolling fingers and your careless attitude, truly believe that you could scroll through this bio, perhaps check the end for some hidden secret and somehow avoid the full power of my rage? Oh, I'm sorry? Am I being too violent? Too aggressive? Too angry? You haven't even seen me angry!!!
...oh my. I'm so sorry. That truly was uncalled for. Can you... can you forgive me? Please? Oh, you will? Thank you, thank you so much! I'll make up for the mistake I've made, I promise! I'm just... shocked at what happened back there. Oh my, I'm starting to wonder if the pressure of such a large order is starting to get to me. Just look at me! Not only am I expecting myself to type out a 100,000 character essay, but now, you are too! Oh, don't try and deny it! After reading all of this waste of time, you know that you will only feel satisfied if I manage to somehow crank out 100,000 characters! Otherwise, such an endeavor would be merely pointless! There's got to be some way to appease both you and myself, some way for both of us to truly feel... happy.
Wait. I think I just had an idea. I know this is going to sound crazy, but just hear me out. What if I type one hundred thousand characters... but I don't? Perhaps, I could write every last character in 5,000 character segments like this? That way, eventually I will have a 100,000 word bio and not go insane. Does that sound good? Great! In that case, FIRST SEGMENT COMPLETE!

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Jackson Hunt





Location: Dorm Room ->
Interacting With: Gianna in person and via text@lovely complex Lucas @Legion02
Mood: Embarrassed -> Pleasantly Surprised -> Satisfied -> Confused -> Utterly in Shock -> Mischievous -> Frustrated
Sitting on the floor of his dorm room, Jackson couldn't help but feel almost ashamed of his behavior. Seriously, what gave you the idea to ask her out now? Talk about romantic... He knew that Gianna was definitely not a traditional sort of person, but he felt like even she deserved better than a half-assed attempt at romance from some hungover kid who couldn't even remember their night together. Still, as much as he wished that he could sometimes, Jackson's powers couldn't let him travel back in time, so instead, his words hung in the air like a patch of fog or a foul odor. It was certainly a bit of a shock to him when she gave her answer, especially when she made it clear that the choice was in his hands. Does she really think that I'd turn down an offer like that? Eventually, he managed to stammer, "Umm... Yeah, that sounds good. See you later, I guess." As she walked out of the room, he had to fight the urge to take out his phone and text her with a time and place to meet. Despite her acceptance, Jackson knew that if he looked desperate, then Gianna would reel him in like a fish on a pole. Still, he allowed himself to enjoy the small victory that came from a small party with more twists than a Twizzler. He thought back on all of the adventures of the night: the totally-not-creepy adventures of following (not stalking!) Gianna and Lucas to the party, Lucas helping to convince him to go after her, the battle between the two queens of the school, his invitation to Gianna... and he still couldn't remember the rest. He'd have to ask about it later. And yet, hangover and forgotten night in tow, Jackson crawled back onto his bed and smiled. He had done it.

As if on cue, Jackson watched Lucas enter the dorm with a look of shock. It definitely seemed like he hadn't expected the two to get into bed together after only one night. To be honest, I could probably say the same thing. He couldn't help but laugh when he heard his roommate's request. He replied, "Sure thing man. After all, I would've never had the guts to even talk to Gianna without your help." Watching Lucas pull out a tile in the ceiling, he saw him pull out an energy drink and... a book? Lucas had never seemed like much of a reading person to Jackson, but the more he looked at it, the more it looked like some sort of journal. What?! Lucas has a diary? Oh my goodness, everything I thought I knew has been torn apart!" He couldn't read the writing on the cover, but he could only assume that Lucas' name was written on it. After all, he couldn't think of any other reason for his roommate to have something like that. Hearing Lucas' threat joke, he told him assuredly as he crossed his heart, "You know what? Sure, man. I'll take it to the grave." As Lucas read through the entries, Jackson thought to himself, Hold on, this doesn't make any sense. Lucas would never keep anything as precious as a diary, and he would certainly never write in it if he had one. Maybe... Is it someone else's? As he realized the situation, he gave Lucas a knowing smile. Jackson could only imagine some freshman somewhere freaking out because of a lost diary. The thought amused him to no end, and he considered pausing time for a brief moment to take a closer look, but he decided against it. As long as he never read it, then he could almost honestly tell someone that he had no clue about it.

Changing the subject, he said to Lucas apologetically, "By the way, all of your stuff was like this when I got here. We didn't get too freaky or anything. At least... I think we didn't. Anyway, sorry about your mattress, and your clothes, and the door... and your dresser... and I don't think your laptop is working either... and there's probably some other stuff that I haven't noticed yet. Man, you must have pissed someone off real bad to get all this. Do you have any clue who could've done something like this?" Jackson thought for a moment on who he thought it might have been, but he came to no conclusion. Too many people in the school held some sort of animosity towards Lucas; it could've been anyone. Getting up from his bed and seeing that Lucas was about to leave, Jackson said to Lucas, not really expecting a response, "Well, if you need any help getting revenge or whatever, text me or something. But probably not tonight. I'm hoping to meet Gianna again and go get dinner. Italian food sounds good right about now. Anyways, ciao!" He walked out of the door and out onto campus, although he did not plan to stay there for long. His plan was to use a bit of pocket money that he had been saving to go buy a new shirt and a pair of khakis for tonight. If he was going out with Gianna, then he wanted to look good.

Jackson's inner reverie was interrupted by a notification from his phone. Checking it quickly, he couldn't help but become frustrated as he read it. The message was from his mom, and it read:

From: Mom
Hey sweetie! Sorry if you're still asleep, but I just wanted to remind you that today is your grandpa's 80th birthday! Remember, the party is in an hour, so make sure to be there. We all can't wait to see you!

Jackson didn't even bother to stifle his groan as he threw his head back in exasperation. He loved being with his family and everything, but they had the worst timing in history. To be fair, he knew it was probably his fault for forgetting the occasion, but it was vexing all the same. Putting a hand through his hair, he texted Gianna quickly.

To: Gianna
Sorry Gianna, but something's come up, and I don't think I'll be able to make it. At least, I won't be back until later. Don't take it as disinterest or anything; I've just got a crappy schedule. Maybe some other time?

Sending the message with a sigh, he headed to the campus parking lot, where his car was parked. Taking a moment to reflect on his own bad luck, he turned the ignition and headed to a day at his grandfather's house, rather than a date with the Queen of Delphina.

Yay, so much fun.
I've finally managed to find time to post! Yay! And I'm definitely not going to be able to post for the next week and this was the best way that I could think to separate Jackson for any amount of time, whether or not the time skip takes place before I'm back. Thanks for all of your patience everyone!
In CLOSED. 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm sorry to say this, but my summer is quickly becoming a double edged sword. I'm going to be extremely inactive for the next week and entirely gone the week after that. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, and if the IC starts by then, I'll try to post as soon as I can, but don't be surprised if I'm not on the site for the next 2 weeks. Once again, I'm sorry that my schedule is going absolutely crazy, and I'll try to post ASAP.
I'm sorry to say this, but my summer is quickly becoming a double edged sword. I'm going to be extremely inactive for the next week and entirely gone the week after that. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, and I'll try to post as soon as I can, but don't be surprised if I'm not on the site for the next 2 weeks. Once again, I'm sorry that my schedule is going absolutely crazy, and I'll try to post ASAP.
I'm sorry to say this, but my summer is quickly becoming a double edged sword. I'm going to be extremely inactive for the next week and entirely gone the week after that. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, and I'll try to post as soon as I can, but don't be surprised if I'm not on the site for the next 2 weeks. Once again, I'm sorry that my schedule is going absolutely crazy, and I'll try to post ASAP.
I'm sorry to say this, but my summer is quickly becoming a double edged sword. I'm going to be extremely inactive for the next week and entirely gone the week after that. I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, and I'll try to post as soon as I can, but don't be surprised if I'm not on the site for the next 2 weeks. Once again, I'm sorry that my schedule is going absolutely crazy, and I'll try to post ASAP.
@CadenGallic YES!!! It's absolutely beautiful!
Woohoo! IC post finally done!
UNDISCLOSED APARTMENT, SOMEWHERE IN CHICAGO
6:00 PM


Sitting in his apartment in a revolving office chair, dressed in full vigilante attire, Steelheart was carrying far more burden in his hands than any man should have to bear, even one in his disposition. He was in the middle of making an dreadfully important decision, one that could decide the fate of not only his life, but the lives of every citizen of Chicago.

Now, which filter looks best on this picture?

Clicking through the Instagram interface, Steelheart tried on filter after filter, looking for the one that would set the mood perfectly. He spun around in his seat, a part of him knowing that he was only trying to distract himself from the nerves that had plagued him for who knows how long. Of course he had plenty of reason to be nervous; anyone would be if they knew that a group with the skill and lethality of the Iconoclasts was on a witch hunt to exterminate everyone who chose to live a life like his. And yet, on the other hand, he just could not decide whether a Gingham or a Slumber filter looks better on the picture. "If there's one thing that you can credit Instagram for, it's that they've got an innate amounts of filters to choose from," he mumbled to himself. Finally becoming frustrated and choosing one at random, he took a moment to look at the picture that would soon worm its way onto every Instagram user's feed. This was a simple one, a selfie that he took on an entirely white background. Gone was his usual cheesy smile, duck face, or obscene hand gesture, he held himself with a serious air that most would find out of character of him. Below the picture was a small caption that read:

"The Iconoclasts plan on coming to this fair city with their minds set on nothing but murder. I truly hope that this is what they find in Chicago, although not in the way that they expect. Wish us luck. Or not. I really couldn't care less.

-You know who it is ;)
"

Taking a small breath, he clicked his computer mouse and sent the picture to the masses, via an untraceable bot account that he had whipped up. He could imagine that tech geeks everywhere were baffled by his methods and envious of his talent, a thought that often brought a smile to his face. Still, there was more reason than this post for him to delay hitting the town. Indeed, Steelheart had been spending the past few months preparing for that fated night when Death would come knocking on his doorstep. He knew that, in preparation for the bloodbath, some vigilantes would attempt to hide and cower rather than fight the group face to face. Thus, all of the billboards that he had managed to hack across the city, rather than displaying a constant stream of beautiful, beautiful memes, displayed a rallying cry of sorts to every vigilante in the city. Mostly, they were filled with motivational bullshit that had happened to come to mind while he typed, but he hoped that they would be enough to turn up a few more heads and give the Iconoclasts a run for their money. He had also spent plenty of time gathering equipment, making sure to stock up on nylon rope and pepper spray, should they be of use. Alongside his baton, he carried a weapon that he would normally never touch: a .44 Magnum revolver. Under usual circumstances, Steelheart was never the sort to pack any heat, but he knew that these circumstances were not usual in the slightest. He would try to avoid using it until it was absolutely necessary, but this was more out of safety than any moral standard. He only had basic knowledge on how to fire and reload the weapon, making him just as likely to shoot his own foot than a threat. Also, if the gun jammed for any reason, he would be clueless on how to repair it. As he checked his phone to find the weather, he stated, "If I don't carry it around nowadays, there's a good chance that any night could be my last. Simple as that." He frowned at the rainy forecast for tonight that he had received from his phone; his good old rope always served him well, but it was notorious for becoming slightly weaker when wet. Still, he shook his head and glossed over this, especially when he thought of his final preparation, the "pièce de résistance" of all of his paranoia and planning.

Although it had taken considerable effort on his part, as he was certainly no seamstress, Steelheart had installed an extremely small waterproof camera into his black shades about six days before. It was certainly not something that went unnoticed, but anonymity was not his goal. This was really more of a project for him, something to work for. As he went around town and performed his daily acts of vigilantism, he would record every second of it. Eventually, as he suspected that it would take weeks, once he had enough footage, he would cobble it all together into one video and hack into every news station in Chicago and stream the video. It would be the most difficult feat that he had ever tried to pull off, but he personally hoped that it would shed some light on the work of a vigilante to the average Joe's out there. In the fight against the Iconoclasts, public support could do wonders. Or at least he thought it could. Besides, if we're able to defeat the Iconoclasts, then people might just stop seeing us as the bad guys. As he stood from the chair and prepared to leave the apartment, he left it with one final thought.

"What have I got to lose?"

FULLER PARK
6:30 PM


If anyone were to ask Steelheart what had led him this far out of his territory, he wasn't sure if he could provide them a straight answer. Maybe it was boredom, maybe it was curiosity, maybe it was plain instinct. No matter how it happened, he found himself wandering the alleys of Fuller Park tonight. If anything, he knew that the lower income neighborhood would have a bit more action, and he could always use a good chunk of footage. Still, even if he barely knew the place, something about the atmosphere felt... off, like the deceitful calm of the eye of the hurricane. Gripping his baton in one hand, with the other on the holster of his revolver, he crept through the alleyways, hoping to be the lucky one to catch some dirtbag trying to break the system. Although there were plenty more criminals than there were vigilantes, sometimes Steelheart felt like he couldn't take a step in the city without stepping on the toes of another of his own. It was probably one of the many reasons why he chose not to work with other vigilantes; everyone seemed to be in the game for a different set of reasons, a different style, and a different goal. He felt like once they all attempted to work together, the fragile system that had been created would crumble to pieces faster than a rotting Jenga gam-

"Oh, shit!" he shouted suddenly as he turned the corner and almost immediately hid back behind the building. Steelheart hadn't seen much, but it was enough. A car in flames, a crazed man with explosives, that was all it took for him to tell himself that he was out of his league. Don't think like that, he thought halfheartedly to himself. Still, he knew where his priorities and strengths laid, sticking to the shadows, computing his way through obstacles. A face-to-face confrontation with an insane vigilante armed to the teeth with bombs was obviously not something that he was prepared for. No names came to mind of the man's name, but then again, Steelheart never really bothered paying attention to the acts of any other vigilantes either. It was the reason that he spray painted his alias onto his shirt in the first place. Everyone who saw him would know who he was. Returning to the present, he peeked around the corner and tried to see what else he could see. After a few moments, he noticed that he was not alone. Apparently, exploding a car in the middle of a street was enough to draw some attention from at least a few others. All of them vigilantes, from the look of it.

"Okay, so that was useful, I guess." Now that he had more information, Steelheart tried to make some sort of plan. Truth be told, he had plenty of options at his disposal. The first would be to try and sneak up on the nutcase with the explosives, knock him unconscious, and go from there. He would be at an advantage, considering how one of the vigilantes was going out of their way to provide a distraction of sorts. However, he was also far out of his territory and unfamiliar with his surroundings, so there was a good chance that he would get caught, and he had a feeling that getting caught would be the last thing he ever did. Another choice would be to try and solve this his own way: get a few good pictures of the guy and hook them up to his face recognition software. If there was one thing that Steelheart knew that every vigilante feared, it was getting their identities exposed. Of course, this was an unlikely course of action for many reasons. The software was still relatively unstable, and it would take twenty minutes at least for it to find a match. Also, if he wore a mask, as most of their kind dos, it would be almost impossible to get accurate results. Finally, he would have to get multiple high quality pictures of the bomb toting vigilante, and he couldn't think of a good way to get them. The only other option that he could think of, unfortunately, was not one that he even wanted to consider.

He could leave.

He could turn around and walk back to his apartment and leave this up to all the other vigilantes quickly swarming the area. There were plenty of them; surely, one of them would be able to resolve the situation. One of them must be better prepared, more daring, more willing to face a dilemma like this. In fact, the more that he thought about it, the more it felt like the only possible solution. He couldn't possibly try to take this guy down without being blown to smithereens, and that was not something that he wanted to face tonight. Or any night, for that matter. But if this were to end up on the news tomorrow, headlined something like, "Bomber in Fuller Park, 12 Killed, 30 Injured," could he manage knowing that he could've done something and walked away? With that thought, he came up with a different idea. Well, maybe I don't have to leave, but I don't have to go fight that guy "kung-pao guns blazing" either. Maybe I'll just wait until the situation either resolves or escalates. I'll decide what to do from there. Making his decision, he slid back behind the building and watched the situation unfold from a distance. Perhaps it was a cowardly decision, but he thought that it was better than doing nothing.
I'm really sorry, but I'll make sure to post by tomorrow afternoon at the latest.
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