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Current Not sure why rest stops and such try to get me to use 1-ply toilet paper. I'm just gonna use twice as much anyway :P
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Yo! You actually are reading this bio! Wow! That's awesome! You should feel very proud of yourself, taking up your time, simply to read this bio, which I have constructed for you to read. You have no clue how completely validated I feel each time someone actually reads this bio. It certainly does wonders for one's self esteem, as you wouldn't believe how many people will look through my profile without bothering to read this fantastic bio, and yet, here you are. You, of all people, somehow still contain the willpower and determination to continue reading this bio. It must be as it was spoken in the prophecy, that those whom hold a place in your future will take the time to read your entire bio. That prophecy, of course, was nothing more than a lie. However, even this information doesn't deter you, does it? At this point, I'm truly not sure how you are still reading this. Could it be because you have sworn to yourself that you would finish reading this bio, no matter how boring or meaningless it might be? Or perhaps you are merely bored yourself, using this abnormally long bio as a way to take your mind off of some worldly troubles which you are currently afflicted in. It may even be possible that you are taking up a habit which I have performed many a time myself: you sit at your workplace with some sort of responsibility staring you in the face. Rather than facing this responsibility, however, you choose to ignore it entirely! You logged onto this website, whether it be on your computer, laptop, or smartphone, and somehow, with a surprising mix of luck and chance, you found yourself on my profile page, where you began reading my once seemingly innocent bio, and now find yourself in a snare that has hence lasted approximately 1,750 characters. Certainly a daunting number, don't you think so? I can only imagine that one such as you is asking, "Why is this person's bio so abnormally long? Where did he get this innate idea to waste not only my time, but his own, to write such an atrociously long bio for his profile page on this website? Well, truthfully, this bio came to being simply through an observation and a theory. While waiting for a response in a roleplay session, I glanced through my bio and saw that I had not yet written a bio. Thinking that it would be fun to give the majority of users and guests on this website some basic information about myself, I opened the tab to find that I could potentially type up to 100,000 characters. One hundred thousand characters! For one measly bio! I scoffed at the idea at first, but it truly intrigued me. I thought to myself, "What if I could somehow find a way to meet that maximum?" Surely, it would make me a king among the common masses of this website! Rumors would spread like wildfire of the man who had taken the time to type a one hundred thousand character bio! And I was not to use any cheeky tactics either. No copying and pasting, no images, no gibberish speak, merely me, taking the time out of my weekend to sit down and type a bio that was one hundred thousand words long! I decided at once to begin the journey and from there... Well, you know what happened from there. You've been reading it all, after all... Haven't you? You certainly weren't scrolling mindlessly through this masterfully created bio instead of taking the time to read and appreciate each carefully chosen word... Were you? *gasp* You weren't? How dare you! I take the precious time out of my day, nay, out of my week, to craft you a bio, a story, and you, with your absentmindedly scrolling fingers and your careless attitude, truly believe that you could scroll through this bio, perhaps check the end for some hidden secret and somehow avoid the full power of my rage? Oh, I'm sorry? Am I being too violent? Too aggressive? Too angry? You haven't even seen me angry!!!
...oh my. I'm so sorry. That truly was uncalled for. Can you... can you forgive me? Please? Oh, you will? Thank you, thank you so much! I'll make up for the mistake I've made, I promise! I'm just... shocked at what happened back there. Oh my, I'm starting to wonder if the pressure of such a large order is starting to get to me. Just look at me! Not only am I expecting myself to type out a 100,000 character essay, but now, you are too! Oh, don't try and deny it! After reading all of this waste of time, you know that you will only feel satisfied if I manage to somehow crank out 100,000 characters! Otherwise, such an endeavor would be merely pointless! There's got to be some way to appease both you and myself, some way for both of us to truly feel... happy.
Wait. I think I just had an idea. I know this is going to sound crazy, but just hear me out. What if I type one hundred thousand characters... but I don't? Perhaps, I could write every last character in 5,000 character segments like this? That way, eventually I will have a 100,000 word bio and not go insane. Does that sound good? Great! In that case, FIRST SEGMENT COMPLETE!

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I had an idea for a third character.

I hope you all hate him with a passion.


You'd have to try pretty hard to get me to hate any of these characters. They're all so awesome!
And @Hippocamp I get what you mean. I'm trying to decide whether or not I can handle 2 characters at this point. Any more work during finals week is probably gonna kill me!
@AbandonedIntel I don't think so. The main idea is that the characters fell asleep, just like an average night, and they woke up in the room. I suppose that you could have your character be drugged, but I'd check it with Macro first.
Finally finished this! Yeah, I know it's pretty neutral for the most part, but my main goal is to develop most relationships once the roleplay starts. Read and enjoy!


@AbandonedIntel I'm not sure, but this thing is probably still open; we've only just gotten started. If I were you, I would wait for The GM to accept your character. If they don't respond by tomorrow, I'd try and PM them your character sheet. Other than that, I'm looking forward to seeing Carmen included in the roleplay!
Harold was just about to give himself a pat on the back for organizing everyone so quickly when he heard someone say what he had hoped they wouldn't mention. "Good luck searching for nothin'." He turned to find a young woman in a white top still on her bed. @Filthy Mudblood "I'm just sayin', whoever put you here obviously isn't gonna leave things lying out waiting to be found." She spoke these words with an eerie confidence, as if her voice was meant to be heard above the crowd. Oh dear, he thought to himself. Perhaps others wouldn't be too concerned with her comment, but Harold knew better. Sometimes, all it took was one negative voice in the crowd to discourage everyone. He doubted any of his new roommates were pushovers, but he wanted to make sure all of his bases were covered. Besides, he had a feeling that she was far craftier than her innocent look revealed. Depending on their encounters, he knew that they would either end up as allies or rivals. It was simply the way authoritative people like him worked.

"Well, I'd much rather look for something and find nothing than not bother and miss something useful. Say, while you're up, why don't you check under your mattress? We would've gotten it for you, but you were busy sleeping while the rest of us were searching." He made sure to keep his voice calm and even with only a hint of authority. He recognized that his statement managed to contain helpful advice and a veiled insult, so he made sure that she could reasonably respond however she saw fit. After all, the game's only exciting if you're not the only one who knows how to play it.
@lovely complex just wanted to notify you that I've chosen Logan Lerman as my claim for Jackson Hunt. It was a shame those Percy Jackson movies didn't do better under him...


@HushedWhispers@lovely complex It's no problem! Thanks again for accepting him!
@HushedWhispers@lovely complex It's been about a day since I posted this, so I wanted to make sure that you saw it. Sorry if I'm being obnoxious, just looking forward to joining this RP!

@Angel Eyes@FacePunch Crap, sorry! That's entirely my fault, man. I'm gonna edit my post and hopefully find a claim no one else is using. But thanks for pointing that out, that would've been embarrassing.
Update: I've changed the face claim, so my character is officially complete.
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