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27 min ago
Current Happy Thanksgiving, be sure to eat your... stuff and... other stuff
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15 hrs ago
having three separate thanksgivings is... exhausting
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4 days ago
I've been asking myself this question a lot this week, so I decided I'd ask you guys. Which would be better, control over logic or reality warping
4 days ago
who wants to go to Egypt and kill a vampire?
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4 days ago
my favorite part is when John Wicked said "It's Wickeding time." and proceeded to defy gravity all over the place
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Bio

In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.


Pet the gud boi. (his name is Houdini)



Weeellll, hellooooo there!


I'm just a guy who does things that sometimes involve other things. Also, I don't use discord or anything like that, no reason in particular, I just don't.
I am also more "mature" than my age suggests, that doesn't mean that I have an excuse to be in 18+ roleplays, which I don't participate in anyways, but I do roleplay with more adult themes (gore, violence, etc.). It may seem confusing, but confusion is basically my middle name.
Anyways, here's my ♦︎♠︎information♣︎♥︎


Names/Aliases: Roadkil, Luigi, Microwave, Spooky
Gender: Male, also probably Ace... Not sure.
B-Day: le 19th of July
Current exact location: earth, waddaboutyou?
Favorite food type: Spicy


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Most Recent Posts

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*Keeps pace behind it and jump kicks you in the stomach*


*It pushes her back, she winces slightly but keeps up a grin, her body begins to glitch on random spots.*
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*Smiles with an unnatural enthusiasm and flings the knife at your throat*


*The knife glitches through her throat.*

∆: Hey! That was uncalled for!
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*The words "slash, slice, raze" ring out across the visage of the city and I approach you leisurely, wielding a knife dripping in black tar*


*She dissipates the shield and stands up, the blade still in her hand*

∆: 'Nother human?
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Great.
*Looks forward*
I think you're going to need it.


∆: Just tell me what to do, human person.

*She reaches back and unsheathes her blade fully, revealing it's katana like shape, and a red laser blade.*
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I can try to drain it. How are you with combat?


∆: Well, I did survive a post-apocalyptic world for about 18 years with only one arm and occasional shut-downs, so... Pretty good.
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*A river of blood rushes into the alleyway, threatening to drown the both of you*


*She looks down at the blood while still holding the shield up.*

∆: Damn... Got any ideas?
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No, I mean—your shield! What's it doing?


∆: Oh, that? That's normal...
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W-woah! What is that?


∆: If I were to guess... knives, lots of knives.
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*The portal dances and warbles before stretching into a sheet across the entire alley, coating it in pitch darkness and raining down knives from above*


*Delta acts quickly and tackles Prism out of the way, covering them both in a glitchy looking shield.*
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*The butterflies glitch back into place as the flesh is healed and you hear in your mind "not a game!" completing the sentence as the butterflies turn into sharp spikes of light and target you in your hidden space*


*She quickly glitches out of the hands grip, her hand still on the handle of the blade.*
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