Oh, yeah, I'm back. Getting a post out later today
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*Nods expectantly*
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*With a spin, twists back onto my feet, opening up a lava pit below me and cauterizing the severed hand by dipping my wrist into the smoldering magma*
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*The glee of reckless abandon fills my face, and I twist my body into a triple spiral onto my good hand, kicking the severed appendage upside down, the bones of which rocket out of the flesh and shoot into you like needles*
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*The chants grow more expectant, now squealing "pain, broken, more, fighting, death"*
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*Looks at my wrist, curious, and bends backwards with surprising flexibility to meet your eyes upside down, face-to-face*
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*Shakes my head earnestly in agreement and slams my fingers into your side, my nails sharpened like blades*
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*Grins and flashes two thumbs up, one ringed with the pin of a grenade, the body of which is falling toward my foot, and I punt it at you*
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*Slams my foot on the ground when I near you and rips out a massive, triangular chunk of concrete that I slam onto your position*
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I'm shocked you're this calm about it!