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I've been asking myself this question a lot this week, so I decided I'd ask you guys. Which would be better, control over logic or reality warping
3 days ago
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I've been asking myself this question a lot this week, so I decided I'd ask you guys. Which would be better, control over logic or reality warping
3 days ago
who wants to go to Egypt and kill a vampire?
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3 days ago
my favorite part is when John Wicked said "It's Wickeding time." and proceeded to defy gravity all over the place
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3 days ago
Since I have failed to bring myself happiness, my goal is to bring it to others.
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4 days ago
I am Minos Prime, so I may have played Ultrakill a bit
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Bio
In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret, For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met, Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed, A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.
Pet the gud boi. (his name is Houdini)
Weeellll, hellooooo there!
I'm just a guy who does things that sometimes involve other things. Also, I don't use discord or anything like that, no reason in particular, I just don't. I am also more "mature" than my age suggests, that doesn't mean that I have an excuse to be in 18+ roleplays, which I don't participate in anyways, but I do roleplay with more adult themes (gore, violence, etc.). It may seem confusing, but confusion is basically my middle name.
Anyways, here's my ♦︎♠︎information♣︎♥︎
Names/Aliases: Roadkil, Luigi, Microwave, Spooky Gender: Male, also probably Ace... Not sure. B-Day: le 19th of July Current exact location: earth, waddaboutyou? Favorite food type: Spicy
♣︎♥︎Other stuff♠︎♦︎
Being Christian Randomness Games of the digital variety(mostly fighting games, shooters, or rpgs) Mediocre art Creating in depth characters with good plot while I'm trying to sleep Horror and spooky stuffs Drinking unleaded gasoline...
Street Fighter Hollow Knight Pokémon Metroid Halo Kirby Animal Crossing Ori Mortal Kombat Mega Man Marvel Vs. Capcom
Splatoon Metal Gear Kingdom Hearts Dead Cells Dark Souls
*My ascended self extends my hand as my pre-uplifting self disappears in a flash of blinding light and i descend along with Arch Numakhiim Ar'Gavryiell and rest beside you with a decisive nod*
You are ready to get out of here... *Proceeds to laugh out loud* I'd rather this be my new home dude! But sure, i still want my home universe fixed, so i'm in anyway...
AYO! Cyrus @RoadkilBanana! You've been silent all this time!
Pre-uplifting Soldier Boy: TRUE! Yo new metal as hell looking guy @RoadkilBanana! Heads up, what we're going to deal with is supposedly worse than the devil... Devil and hell, all figured out by heaven, even have a redemption system put in place, this thing... not even a cat's hair worth of valuable knowledge... and get this, after ETERNITIES of dealing with it. Still wanna join? *I grin creepy*
Cyrus: "Sounds like a good warm up to me."
*He puts his hat back on, the shade from it only covering the upper part of his eyes.*
Well, young soul, it is wholly up to you, then feel free to join them in training, but be wholly warned, that there are fates way worse than death and way worse than losing a soul. You will henceforth be registered as a freelancer for the Kingdom of God...
*I dust off my hat a bit and look back over at Numakhii.*
Hold on just a sec there, you are not going to be alone in this mission anyway, but asking for the help of a newcomer to heaven to already throw him in the only place where his safety cannot be guaranteed by heaven, is like asking a rookie to go fight an army.
Unless Cyrus is willing, i'm not going to advocate for jumping straight into the maws of permanent perdition...
Cyrus: "Sounds like a good 'first job' to me, why not?"
*I say while taking off my hat, revealing my full face and hair.*
*Sighs then chuckles in surprise* You'd think newcomers here would first want to take some time to settle with the sudden change they went through, but i guess you must be the kind to jump into the action without much time to take a break ey?
It's not a one man. You are by far the only one to chose this line of work, freelancers for heaven are literally everywhere you look around here, these two before you being among them. Also it does come with a myriad benefits, you said your father in-law took your soul... how about him finding out that you earned the protection of heaven, and your original soul burst out of whatever prison he has him in, guns blazing and all, because when you got God on your side... you know how that goes i presume...
Cyrus: "Yeah... About that... He sorta tried to fuse my old soul with my new one and... It kinda got destroyed in the process..."
[center][i][b]In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.
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[center][color=blue]Pet the gud boi. (his name is Houdini)[/color]
[img]https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/23b6094b-2251-49bc-9606-6dff66f2fee4.png[/img][/center]
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[center][h1][b]Weeellll, hellooooo there![/b][/h1]
I'm just a guy who does things that sometimes involve other things. Also, I don't use discord or anything like that, no reason in particular, I just don't.
I am also more "mature" than my age suggests, that [b][i]doesn't[/i][/b] mean that I have an excuse to be in 18+ roleplays, which I don't participate in anyways, but I [b][i]do[/i][/b] roleplay with more adult themes (gore, violence, etc.). It may seem confusing, but confusion is basically my middle name.
[h2]Anyways, here's my [i]♦︎♠︎information♣︎♥︎[/i][/h2][/center]
[color=39b54a]Names/Aliases:[/color] Roadkil, Luigi, Microwave, Spooky
[color=39b54a]Gender:[/color] Male, also probably Ace... Not sure.
[color=39b54a]B-Day:[/color] le 19th of July
[color=39b54a]Current exact location:[/color] earth, waddaboutyou?
[color=39b54a]Favorite food type:[/color] Spicy
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[center][h1][b][i][color=92278f]♣︎♥︎Other stuff♠︎♦︎[/color][/i][/b][/h1]
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Being Christian
Randomness
Games of the digital variety(mostly fighting games, shooters, or rpgs)
Mediocre art
Creating in depth characters with good plot while I'm trying to sleep
Horror and spooky stuffs
Drinking unleaded gasoline...
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[hider=Favorite Game Series]
Street Fighter
Hollow Knight
Pokémon
Metroid
Halo
Kirby
Animal Crossing
Ori
Mortal Kombat
Mega Man
Marvel Vs. Capcom
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[hider= Game Series I Might Try Soon]
Splatoon
Metal Gear
Kingdom Hearts
Dead Cells
Dark Souls
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[hider=My Real Name and Information]
[img]https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/487ba64a-78de-47d0-b220-5ba754dac408.jpg[/img]
You really thought?
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-i"><span class="bb-b">In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,<br>For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,<br>Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,<br>A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed.</span></span></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="blue">Pet the gud boi. (his name is Houdini)</font><br><img src="https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/23b6094b-2251-49bc-9606-6dff66f2fee4.png" /></div><br><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h1"><span class="bb-b">Weeellll, hellooooo there!</span></div><br><br>I'm just a guy who does things that sometimes involve other things. Also, I don't use discord or anything like that, no reason in particular, I just don't.<br>I am also more "mature" than my age suggests, that <span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i">doesn't</span></span> mean that I have an excuse to be in 18+ roleplays, which I don't participate in anyways, but I <span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i">do</span></span> roleplay with more adult themes (gore, violence, etc.). It may seem confusing, but confusion is basically my middle name.<br><div class="bb-h2">Anyways, here's my <span class="bb-i">♦︎♠︎information♣︎♥︎</span></div></div> <br><br><font color="#39b54a">Names/Aliases:</font> Roadkil, Luigi, Microwave, Spooky<br><font color="#39b54a">Gender:</font> Male, also probably Ace... Not sure.<br><font color="#39b54a">B-Day:</font> le 19th of July<br><font color="#39b54a">Current exact location:</font> earth, waddaboutyou?<br><font color="#39b54a">Favorite food type:</font> Spicy<br><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h1"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-i"><font color="#92278f">♣︎♥︎Other stuff♠︎♦︎</font></span></span></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Hobbies">Hobbies [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Being Christian<br>Randomness<br>Games of the digital variety(mostly fighting games, shooters, or rpgs)<br>Mediocre art<br>Creating in depth characters with good plot while I'm trying to sleep<br>Horror and spooky stuffs<br>Drinking unleaded gasoline...</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Favorite Game Series">Favorite Game Series [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Street Fighter<br>Hollow Knight<br>Pokémon<br>Metroid<br>Halo<br>Kirby<br>Animal Crossing<br>Ori<br>Mortal Kombat<br>Mega Man<br>Marvel Vs. Capcom</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=" Game Series I Might Try Soon"> Game Series I Might Try Soon [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Splatoon<br>Metal Gear<br>Kingdom Hearts<br>Dead Cells<br>Dark Souls</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="My Real Name and Information">My Real Name and Information [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/487ba64a-78de-47d0-b220-5ba754dac408.jpg" /><br>You really thought?</div></div></div></div>