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9 yrs ago
Current Please excuse my absence. I'm dealing with something... rather serious at the moment, and I don't know when I'll be back.
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9 yrs ago
my pc killed itself and I can't type replies until Saturday FML
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9 yrs ago
im back from my trip. bought myself a new skate deck. life is good.
9 yrs ago
just a little heads up, I'm taking a trip out of town for a few days. Replies may be few and far between.
9 yrs ago
I listen to vaporwave unironically. Fight me.
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Bio

Hey, I'm spiderfucker. I guess this is where my bio goes.

I'm a pretty simple guy. I see spiders, I become aroused. Right now, I'm looking for lewd/NSFW roleplay of most kinds. I'm trying to get better at it. I RP on a casual level. PM if you're interested.

Let's see, what else... my Steam Name is "DIO BRANDO", under the url steamcommunity.com/id/spider_waifus . I play LoL under the name C1225.

"Share some hilarious jokes"... my humor is usually dry and darker, but I capitalize on typos OFTEN.

That's about it. Now stop wasting your time looking at my profile.

Most Recent Posts

@spiderfucker

Love it and approved.

EVERYONE ELSE! LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO PUT UP SOME CHARACTERS BEFORE I GET THIS ROLLING


dont tempt me to make a third one. i'll do it.
Here's another one. I believe he might be the first metal type one here, but I might be wrong.



(thanks to the homies jouste and taro-kunn for the pics! once again, dueling avatar source unknown.)
@ScreenAcne you fucking know it bitch

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Granted. However, you will never be able to find a stable form of income. This means sleeping on the streets will be a nightly thing for you, as well as crippling hunger and depression.

I wish I had a loyal, pretty, civilized spider girl to settle down with.
nice try buddy, but incorrect.

alt. vore
@Akayaofthemoon alright, sounds good my man. i'll see if i can get some people in here, but dont get your hopes up. my RP friends are VERY fickle.
ETA on a start date, or anything I can do to help rake in more interested participants?


Character Quote:
"Miss? I can't say I know what that means."

Character Summary

Name: Hastings Bergfalk
Aliases: Bergfalk
Age: 31
Birthday: 1985-05-13
Ethnicity: German, Caucasian
Birth Place: Cologne, Germany
Hometown Cologne, Germany
Gender: Male
Highest Level of Education: High School
Occupation: Ex-Military, AWOL
Languages: German, English

Appearance

Height: 6'2"
Weight: 183 lbs.
Body Type: Lean, a bit of muscle mass.
Eye Color: Grey-Blue
Hair Color and Style: A dark blond, grown long from time away from civilization. Doesn't reach his shoulders, and is rather messy at most times.
Skin Tone: Pale
Tattoos/Scars/Piercings: A scar running along his arm from getting caught in barbed wire during an escape.

Psychology


Sexuality: Straight
Relationship Status: Single
Personality: Hastings is a calm, critical man, one who silently judges everything, be it people, other beings, the distance between himself and a target, or anything else. He remains quiet during most encounters, speaking only when spoken to, unless his skill comes into light.
Habits: Smoking, Swearing.
Hobbies: Travelling

Additional Information

Theme Song: "Gamma Knife" by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
Extra Information: N/A
like, im not joking, all the spider characters i RP are canon, aside from one drider OC and one other exception.



Cool, I suppose that's a Kong I could follow.




Glad I fit the bill, my good man.

I apologize. Once I saw this post I couldn't stop myself.
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