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8 yrs ago
Current Please excuse my absence. I'm dealing with something... rather serious at the moment, and I don't know when I'll be back.
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8 yrs ago
my pc killed itself and I can't type replies until Saturday FML
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8 yrs ago
im back from my trip. bought myself a new skate deck. life is good.
8 yrs ago
just a little heads up, I'm taking a trip out of town for a few days. Replies may be few and far between.
8 yrs ago
I listen to vaporwave unironically. Fight me.
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Bio

Hey, I'm spiderfucker. I guess this is where my bio goes.

I'm a pretty simple guy. I see spiders, I become aroused. Right now, I'm looking for lewd/NSFW roleplay of most kinds. I'm trying to get better at it. I RP on a casual level. PM if you're interested.

Let's see, what else... my Steam Name is "DIO BRANDO", under the url steamcommunity.com/id/spider_waifus . I play LoL under the name C1225.

"Share some hilarious jokes"... my humor is usually dry and darker, but I capitalize on typos OFTEN.

That's about it. Now stop wasting your time looking at my profile.

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@Lmpkio sorry my post isnt the longest
:^(
Undisclosed Location, Approximately 449 Kilometers East of Toriakeura Bay


SpaceGodzilla was waiting now. She knew Kiryu would be coming any moment now, and when she did, she'd be ready.

Ready to toy with her until she was satisfied, of course.

SpaceGodzilla sat upon a throne of crystals, each one refracting light, giving them a brilliant glow. She begins to think of her "game plan" for when Kiryu gets here. It's been a while since she's seen any of them, anyway. It wasn't like she particularly wanted to see Kiryu over any of the others: seeing Biollante or Godzilla would have been nice as well. But, she was going to take what she could get, and smacking around Kiryu a bit was always fun.

Her gaze is sent upward as she hears the noise of a jet engine, and the White Heron comes into view. "Ooh, speak of the devil." She says under her breath. A fast contraption indeed. Humans have come rather far with their technological advances, haven't they? She could almost immediately tell it was Kiryu in there. A normal human could never even dream of such precision while flying. SpaceGodzilla sits on her throne, awaiting the GKDF's commander and her adversary.

"Oh, you're causing trouble for the Japanese, we need you to go back to space." She mocks Kiryu with a nasally voice. The thought of Kiryu bossing her around nearly made her vomit. "Disgusting." She said to herself. The crystals on her shoulders began to glow a bright orange color, just in case Kiryu tried something funny, which she probably wouldn't. "Oh, only attacked when provoked. Fuck off."

A strand of her dark, purple-blue hair fell in front of her face and she swept it away, fixing her clothing as well, watching the White Heron as it eventually landed. Her posture said many things, it made her seem like royalty, like a god, even. It was fitting for SpaceGodzilla, really. When Kiryu finally landed, she would be greeted by SpaceGodzilla and her regal-sounding voice. "Kiryu! What a fucking pleasure. Where's the rest of the welcoming commitee?" She asked. Her manner of speaking really contradicted the sound of her voice.

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Undisclosed Location, Approximately 449 Kilometers East of Toriakeura Bay

Months had passed. Hell, maybe even years. Months of exile, months of patience, months of planning. It had all finally come to fruition. By the time an alert would go out signalling her return, it would be too late. She was already here.

SpaceGodzilla has landed.

In all honesty, she knew she deserved it. Being forced to leave Earth. She had acted WAY out of turn and got her ass beat by Godzilla and M.O.G.U.E.R.A., but now she was back with a bit more reform and a much better plan. Rather than killing her competition, she was going to do the next best thing.

Try her damndest to piss them off, and THEN kill them.

Her crystalline "palace" hit the ground at mach speeds, leaving a crater in the uninhabited land mass where she had landed. Any minute now, alarms would be going off all over Japan, and that damned Kiryu or someone else would be here to assault her. She'd have to rough up Kiryu, of course, but despite her burning hatred for the damned machine, she couldn't kill anyone just yet. Plus, she knew that plant was somewhere over there, and she knew that they'd be fuming if anyone was killed. Not that she cared, but she just wanted to keep Biollante from attacking her for now.

Speaking of people she knew, perhaps one of the other mutants happened to be somewhere. A familiar face would be nice to see, at least. Perhaps Destroyah was somewhere around here, laying dormant.

CURRENT FORM: Human

Lake Ashi, Japan

Meanwhile, on the main island of Japan, there was Biollante.

Biollante was an interesting creature, really. A tribid of a rose, a human and a Godzillasaurus hadn't been heard of and probably will never be heard of again. People considered Biollante a failed experiment. A clear line that scientists should NOT cross. She was not to be interacted with in her kaiju form, and to be proceeded upon with caution in her human form. Basically, she was being quarantined. Kept away from the world.

At least that meant she was left to her own devices.

Currently, Biollante was wandering about the lakeside, humming a melody with her siren-like singing voice. She looked up for a moment, to see the sky peeking over the edge of her parasol. It was nice out today. Perhaps it would rain a little bit, as it is wont to do in Japan, which would probably cause the lake to rise just a little bit. The sun was shining, there were hardly any clouds in sight, and the lake had a glimmer to it that it had whenever the sun hit it just right.

Then, something streaking across the sky caught her eye. Something... off. It definitely wasn't harmless, and it definitely was something she had seen before.

Then it hit her. SpaceGodzilla.

She had no way to contact Kiryu. She had been sealed off from everyone else. No mode of transportation. Perhaps she could fake an urgency call to the GDF and get them to send Kiryu over, or she could threaten the town and then tell Kiryu while they were battling. Or perhaps Kiryu already knew? She had no way of knowing, and for the first time, Biollante wished there was someone around to help her. Someone who she could at least tell of SpaceGodzilla's second coming.

Soon, however, the shock of it had passed. SpaceGodzilla didn't trust Biollante, but she was nice to her, at least. That warranted some sort of merit. As if nothing happened, she was back to humming, back to exploring the lakeside, and back to being kept away from the world.

Biollante was an interesting creature indeed.

CURRENT FORM: Human.
@Lmpkio my apologies. i've been fuckin slumped since i got home from my trip yesterday, heh. i'll try to get a starter in today for space goji.

EDIT: 2 days ago. Not yesterday.
@Lmpkio sounds fine to me. i'll drop her on everyone's favorite island:

[REDACTED] Island.
hey, im back.

fight me.
well, im back.

time to orbital drop SpaceGodzilla onto Tokyo or Monster Island or something..,

or write some expo for Biollante

EDIT: "BRING ME KIRYU I'M GONNA KILL HER I SWEAR TO GOD." - a line that I may or may not have written for SpaceGodzilla



@Vocab I'm not gonna tell you WHO is going to cause trouble, but trust me, it'll be very... surprising.

No hints, either!
@Vocab my hints will be more subtle next time. this is just the beginning.
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