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8 yrs ago
Current Please excuse my absence. I'm dealing with something... rather serious at the moment, and I don't know when I'll be back.
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8 yrs ago
my pc killed itself and I can't type replies until Saturday FML
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8 yrs ago
im back from my trip. bought myself a new skate deck. life is good.
8 yrs ago
just a little heads up, I'm taking a trip out of town for a few days. Replies may be few and far between.
8 yrs ago
I listen to vaporwave unironically. Fight me.
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Bio

Hey, I'm spiderfucker. I guess this is where my bio goes.

I'm a pretty simple guy. I see spiders, I become aroused. Right now, I'm looking for lewd/NSFW roleplay of most kinds. I'm trying to get better at it. I RP on a casual level. PM if you're interested.

Let's see, what else... my Steam Name is "DIO BRANDO", under the url steamcommunity.com/id/spider_waifus . I play LoL under the name C1225.

"Share some hilarious jokes"... my humor is usually dry and darker, but I capitalize on typos OFTEN.

That's about it. Now stop wasting your time looking at my profile.

Most Recent Posts

@Kibaro

Granted. It becomes easier for everyone else, but not for you.

I wish for more wishes.

also shoutouts to the homie @Darcs for giving me all these great answers and shutting me down so swiftly.
One Unread Message.

Message sent by: User17059777
Message Subject: ?


"Hey Hiraku-chaaan! I know you're in one of your slumps again, so I'm just checking in. Have you been eating? Did you sleep well? Let me know if you need anything, alright?"

Delete/Save/Reply/Mark As Unread


Hikaru Akiyama read the message displayed before him with a mild disinterest, pushing the "Reply" button once he had finished glancing over his guardian's words. It had been a while since they'd talked, so seeing that they still cared enough to check in was nice. He thought a bit about what to say. He didn't really need anything from them, he had been eating (though only once a day. He probably lost a few pounds, but he'd have to check) and sleeping well, and, truth be told, he wasn't really in a slump at the moment. He was just taking a break from everything. Plus, it was still summer break and it was pouring outside. Soon enough, he had a good enough reply drafted on paper, and began to type it, his fingers "tapping" on the virtual keyboard in front of him.

Message to: User17059777
Message Subject: RE: ?


"Yes, hello "Guardian-sama". Do I really still have to call you that? Sure, you may be my senpai and all, but it's a silly nickname.

I'm not in a slump or anything right now, believe it or not. I'm just staying inside instead of going out into the pouring rain. I've been on the network a few times, actually! You should've stopped by and said hello.

I've also been spending time at the Neutral Zone. I've been getting attacked more lately, which is a bit concerning, but I don't really mind it. Free Burst Points, lol.

Drop by my place on the network if you have the time."


SEND


After pressing the send button, Hikaru sank further into his bed, letting out a tired "Link Start" before slipping into the virtual world, his normal body discarded in favor of the megalomaniac avian by the name of "Jon Warbles". He liked his avatar a lot. It had a sort of feeling to it that made him feel even more important than he did during his time spent online as the Yellow King. More powerful, even. Once inside, he began wandering around, taking a drag from his cigar made of leaves, his large sword hefted onto his shoulder. Perhaps he'd stop by the shops and buy some more games to play, or maybe he'd re-enter the Neutral Zone.


(thanks to the homies "jouste" and "shadowthewolf" for the images. dueling avatar image from unknown source.)



(thanks to the homies jouste and taro-kunn for the pics! once again, dueling avatar source unknown.)



(thanks to the homies "aditalfian", "mech_master/Daniel A. White" and "hekro" for the refs. defensive stance source is unknown.)
I lied I am so tired right now. I'll post them up later.
posting from EVO. I'll put my characters up tomorrow morning, EST (around 9-9:30). Should I put them seperate or post them all together?
Granted. However, the one you love will never love you back.

I wish I was omnipotent.
@Akayaofthemoon perfect, now i can start a curling team with all of the characters i currently have.
like i promised, here's contestant number 3.



(thanks to the homies "aditalfian", "mech_master/Daniel A. White" and "hekro" for the refs. defensive stance source is unknown.)
@Vocab im used to using 5+ characters so its nothing too crazy for me


@Vocab@Akayaofthemoon

yeah im making a third one. i found some refs that i REALLY like and there's nowhere else for me to use them so i guess i'll just use some of my godly multitasking skills to play 3 characters.

probably posting it tonight.

im a fucking madman send help
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