Updated post to add detail about how Mrs. Pickles plans to get Mr. Krabbs' attention.
Oh yeah, Mr. Krabbs.
Oh yeah, Mr. Krabbs.
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"First, of all, I did bring a gun. A hunting rifle. And, I wasn't running for the heck of it. I had purpose... okay, I was running for the heck of it... but I was getting an idea. The guy fires streams of water that push him upwards. So, logically, unless he braces himself, every he fires his claw cannons, he sends himself away from wherever he is aiming, at least slightly. So we trick him into pushing himself towards the gas station. If he hits it with enough force, then he's going to be caught in some sort of explosion. I mean, that has to be at least slightly uncomfortable, right? Or maybe just shove things down his water hole things until he has to apply so much pressure until his claw explodes. What do you think?" But it was too late, if Shindo had heard his idea, he hadn't told Clarence.
"Oh no, Mrs. Pickles," said Clarence, mockingly, "You're just a Class C hero. You're not allowed to come up with good ideas. Just let us beat the crap out of him with our super powers. It always works out anyways. It's not like we need a plan. It's just a giant crab monster that's threatening civilians. We got it, no problemo. Just skip around and rescue old ladies from oncoming traffic and save cats from trees." He proceeded to jog to a building that was diagonally facing the gas station, and climb onto the elevator. As the elevator music played Mrs. Pickles went over his plan. Distract the crab monster, and make it push itself into the gas station. Easy. Easy peasy. Who was he kidding? He was just going to be a distraction. But hey, at least he wouldn't die like an idiot. He'd die like a brave idiot.
Mrs. Pickles got to the roof and shouted, "Hey! Want a challenge? Well, I'm rank 388! These guys are weak, low levels! Only twelves! What a joke! But you'll NEVER be able to beat me!"
"Oh no, Mrs. Pickles," said Clarence, mockingly, "You're just a Class C hero. You're not allowed to come up with good ideas. Just let us beat the crap out of him with our super powers. It always works out anyways. It's not like we need a plan. It's just a giant crab monster that's threatening civilians. We got it, no problemo. Just skip around and rescue old ladies from oncoming traffic and save cats from trees." He proceeded to jog to a building that was diagonally facing the gas station, and climb onto the elevator. As the elevator music played Mrs. Pickles went over his plan. Distract the crab monster, and make it push itself into the gas station. Easy. Easy peasy. Who was he kidding? He was just going to be a distraction. But hey, at least he wouldn't die like an idiot. He'd die like a brave idiot.
Mrs. Pickles got to the roof and shouted, "Hey! Want a challenge? Well, I'm rank 388! These guys are weak, low levels! Only twelves! What a joke! But you'll NEVER be able to beat me!"
Well, I'm sleeping for the night. See everyone later.
@SpookySquid
Sorry you're not getting off that easy xD
Oh boy... although, I wasn't really expecting to, honestly.
Mrs. Pickles was moderately successful. The crustacean dude, either amused, annoyed, or both, shot a stream of water at him. Clarence was able to dodge with relative ease... However, the water quickly accumulated underneath of Mrs. Pickles vehicle. Thanks to the wonders of hydroplaning, Mrs. Pickles was essentially a sitting duck. Mrs. Pickles grabbed his rifle and the enchanted box. He threw his cape on quickly, and hopped out of the vehicle.
"Well! If I'm going to do this, it's not going to be without a fight! HAAAAA!!!!!" Mrs. Pickles fired his gun at the alien, screaming at the top of his lungs, ready to die in order to protect the city and the ones he loved.
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YEAH RIGHT!
No, Mrs. Pickles was running like a prepubescent teenage girl to a Justin Bieber concert within seconds of getting out of that vehicle. The water pressure blasted the van to smithereens. Thank goodness for auto insurance.
Despite his cowardice... ahem... What I meant to say was... thanks to Mrs. Pickles' level headed decision making, he had successfully created a distraction, granting some of the other heroes enough time to lend a hand.
"Well! If I'm going to do this, it's not going to be without a fight! HAAAAA!!!!!" Mrs. Pickles fired his gun at the alien, screaming at the top of his lungs, ready to die in order to protect the city and the ones he loved.
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YEAH RIGHT!
No, Mrs. Pickles was running like a prepubescent teenage girl to a Justin Bieber concert within seconds of getting out of that vehicle. The water pressure blasted the van to smithereens. Thank goodness for auto insurance.
Despite his cowardice... ahem... What I meant to say was... thanks to Mrs. Pickles' level headed decision making, he had successfully created a distraction, granting some of the other heroes enough time to lend a hand.
Post will be started around 11pm I will let everyone know when I post ^^
99% sure that we're not all in the same time zone.
@Emuxe So, to clarify, I could say:
"Mrs. Pickles shot the crustacean monster, temporarily distracting it"
But not:
"Mrs. Pickles shot the crustacean monster, completely slicing it in two."
Note: His name was engraved ABOVE the bed. On the wall. FYI
The wolf snarled at The Master as he left. The Master was led to the fence, but it was hard to see the hooded figure on the other side. The hooded figure nodded at the guards, and they left, giving The Dark One, The Master, and the hooded figure their privacy. The hooded man removed his hood and The Master immediately recognized him.
It was That Boy, from earlier. He was frowning at The Master, as the rainfall increased. The raindrops that covered his face gave him a reflective glow of sorts.
"I'm guessing you want to get out of here," said That Boy. "Unfortunately, we can't provide... too much aid. However, we will do what we can on one condition. You escape, but you do it with The Dark One and the cyborg. You will need to work with Lilly, but her escape is not required. When you find Lilly, tell here 'Go Booze.' Also, if you want her location, ask the Salamander. Understand?"
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"Ah, we'll grab you a snack from upstairs. The Ancient Roots Clan, eh? I have some... erm... sad news, if you've associated with Sandra, which I assumed you hadn't. But now that I know... uh..." Larry scratched his ear. It transformed into a larger, scaled, white version.
"You two, why don't you go with Debra and get some snacks?"
Debra was shakily led upstairs with the other two dragons, sobbing quietly. "I'll be alright," she managed, "I just need a minute."
Larry and William remained alone in the room.
"I'm sorry, William. I only recently learned this from the dragon that's currently graves, my brother, Todd. He's the size of a hand, and scouts around. Erm..."
Larry was definitely struggling to get the news out. Finally he collected himself, "First of all, Jeffery, Jared's brother, was found dead... crushed by an elevator, I believe. And Sandra... she was beaten by Jared. He almost killed her. That Boy tried to save her, but... she's in a coma. Has been for several hours. She's... she's not waking up any time soon. I'm sorry."
The wolf snarled at The Master as he left. The Master was led to the fence, but it was hard to see the hooded figure on the other side. The hooded figure nodded at the guards, and they left, giving The Dark One, The Master, and the hooded figure their privacy. The hooded man removed his hood and The Master immediately recognized him.
It was That Boy, from earlier. He was frowning at The Master, as the rainfall increased. The raindrops that covered his face gave him a reflective glow of sorts.
"I'm guessing you want to get out of here," said That Boy. "Unfortunately, we can't provide... too much aid. However, we will do what we can on one condition. You escape, but you do it with The Dark One and the cyborg. You will need to work with Lilly, but her escape is not required. When you find Lilly, tell here 'Go Booze.' Also, if you want her location, ask the Salamander. Understand?"
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"Ah, we'll grab you a snack from upstairs. The Ancient Roots Clan, eh? I have some... erm... sad news, if you've associated with Sandra, which I assumed you hadn't. But now that I know... uh..." Larry scratched his ear. It transformed into a larger, scaled, white version.
"You two, why don't you go with Debra and get some snacks?"
Debra was shakily led upstairs with the other two dragons, sobbing quietly. "I'll be alright," she managed, "I just need a minute."
Larry and William remained alone in the room.
"I'm sorry, William. I only recently learned this from the dragon that's currently graves, my brother, Todd. He's the size of a hand, and scouts around. Erm..."
Larry was definitely struggling to get the news out. Finally he collected himself, "First of all, Jeffery, Jared's brother, was found dead... crushed by an elevator, I believe. And Sandra... she was beaten by Jared. He almost killed her. That Boy tried to save her, but... she's in a coma. Has been for several hours. She's... she's not waking up any time soon. I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry, sir. We don't accept credit cards here," said Clarence.
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the man, "I was just here three days ago, and I had a credit card, and I bought some sodas. With the credit card."
"You must be thinking of our other location, in the other part of City S. They accept credit there. But not here," replied Clarence as he pushed his cuticles back.
"What? That's ridiculous!" exclaimed the man.
"So are you. Now, are you going to pay in cash, or leave?" asked Clarence.
Before the man could reply, Clarence's boss emerged from the back room, "there's an evacuation! Tiger!"
He left without another word. Clarence blinked and the man he had just been talking to was gone too. He sighed and began walking towards his car. He quickly realized most people had already evacuated. Hopefully, his younger siblings had already gotten away. Then he saw it. The giant crab... thing. It was sailing through the air with jets of water. Straight towards the evacuating people... and his car! Clarence knew he was a hero, but come on, he could be expected to deal with that thing. Maybe if he tried reasoning with it...? He thought for a moment. Nope, not a good idea. What about shooting it? He had his hunting rifle stashed in his trunk. Nah, that wouldn't do.
Well, maybe he could distract the monster, give people more time to evacuate and give better heroes more time to arrive and do their thing. Perhaps he could distract the monster and survive... now, that sounded like a good idea!
He quickly made his way to his minivan and hopped in. He started the engine and then leaned out of the window. "Hey! Could you give me a car wash? There's gunk all over my windshield!" Clarence shouted. As soon as the monster fired his jets of water at him, he'd drive away as fast as possible and try to outmaneuver the crustacean monster.
"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the man, "I was just here three days ago, and I had a credit card, and I bought some sodas. With the credit card."
"You must be thinking of our other location, in the other part of City S. They accept credit there. But not here," replied Clarence as he pushed his cuticles back.
"What? That's ridiculous!" exclaimed the man.
"So are you. Now, are you going to pay in cash, or leave?" asked Clarence.
Before the man could reply, Clarence's boss emerged from the back room, "there's an evacuation! Tiger!"
He left without another word. Clarence blinked and the man he had just been talking to was gone too. He sighed and began walking towards his car. He quickly realized most people had already evacuated. Hopefully, his younger siblings had already gotten away. Then he saw it. The giant crab... thing. It was sailing through the air with jets of water. Straight towards the evacuating people... and his car! Clarence knew he was a hero, but come on, he could be expected to deal with that thing. Maybe if he tried reasoning with it...? He thought for a moment. Nope, not a good idea. What about shooting it? He had his hunting rifle stashed in his trunk. Nah, that wouldn't do.
Well, maybe he could distract the monster, give people more time to evacuate and give better heroes more time to arrive and do their thing. Perhaps he could distract the monster and survive... now, that sounded like a good idea!
He quickly made his way to his minivan and hopped in. He started the engine and then leaned out of the window. "Hey! Could you give me a car wash? There's gunk all over my windshield!" Clarence shouted. As soon as the monster fired his jets of water at him, he'd drive away as fast as possible and try to outmaneuver the crustacean monster.
@Phobos
I don't think you really need to bother limiting the S-ranks at this point, because worst case scenario there are about three more. Maybe you say no more S-ranks after the IC starts (unless somebody is already working on an S-ranked character and hasn't quite gotten it approved yet).
I don't think you really need to bother limiting the S-ranks at this point, because worst case scenario there are about three more. Maybe you say no more S-ranks after the IC starts (unless somebody is already working on an S-ranked character and hasn't quite gotten it approved yet).
@xChrome I understand
Larry opened the cage, "Sorry, I wanted to give you a moment to collect yourself."
One of the black and white dragons placed his hand on William's head and William returned to normal size in a few seconds. After he was back to normal size, the black and white dragons were shorter than him.
"We have another dragon outside digging a grave for the dead dragons and Ronald. So tell me, what happened? Surely you're being hunted by some gangs. Before I was captured, there was news of 7 outsiders. A girl named Sandra, a boy named Eddy, a thief named Jesper, a former summoner named William, another boy named @Oliver Felix... erm... I didn't receive the exact name of the others, but I do know they went by 'Dark Horse' and 'The Master.' Surely you're being hunted. How have you survived so long?"
Larry opened the cage, "Sorry, I wanted to give you a moment to collect yourself."
One of the black and white dragons placed his hand on William's head and William returned to normal size in a few seconds. After he was back to normal size, the black and white dragons were shorter than him.
"We have another dragon outside digging a grave for the dead dragons and Ronald. So tell me, what happened? Surely you're being hunted by some gangs. Before I was captured, there was news of 7 outsiders. A girl named Sandra, a boy named Eddy, a thief named Jesper, a former summoner named William, another boy named @Oliver Felix... erm... I didn't receive the exact name of the others, but I do know they went by 'Dark Horse' and 'The Master.' Surely you're being hunted. How have you survived so long?"
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