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    1. Spud 9 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current Not just depression ... I have SEVERE DEPRESSION! :D :D :D
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7 yrs ago
That feel when its ur birthday but u have no friends to do birthday things with and last year ur family forgot it was ur birthday ... wew huuraaayyy
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7 yrs ago
Threw my back out today ... and I'm not even old ... wtf
7 yrs ago
Wtf shit phone don't triple post while I'm venting!!! XD I should have studied IT
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7 yrs ago
I'm not crying. My face normally leaks like this. Seriously, this isn't crying, pfft.
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My claim to fame is starting the "dicks in clocks" discussion on the status bar ... and shitposting in general.

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Meh, it's all about being comfortable with what's going on. It helps that I have little interest in sex. Unlike Sthor who's all over that Loki.


Hey the only way she'll be all over Loki is when shes standing knee deep in his blood and entrails and VENGEANCE!!!!! (BUWAHAHAHAHA ... srsly tho ... if Loki manages to talk sense into her ... they should totally make out just sayin' ... LOL I just think that would be hilarious)

Fury: Coulson, update on Thor and Loki
Coulson: Sir you might want to see this.
Fury: Why? Did she win? Is she standing knee deep in his blood and entrails?
Coulson: not quite.
Fury: NOW HOLD ON A SECOND, 20 minutes ago she was trying to kill him! Dafuq?! Asgardians are weird. You sure they should become Avengers.

That would never happen ... like Fury doesn't even talk like that, at all. x'D
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It was my only way out of the conversation without a super awkward explanation as too why I was not interested in sleeping with her, as she was attractive well, is. Though anyway it probably mainly worked as we were staying in the same hostel... and my bed was like ten metres away from where we were standing.

My rule is, always play it oblivious. Then they can't get offended and just think you're a fucking retard.


Thats a good philosophy, I totally do that too but I haven't quite mastered it and sometimes I make it infinitely more awkward >S<
In The Lucidae 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Okay, posted, hope its okay,Im a little distracted-y but I hope this was a good enough start! Feel free to go whevere you like with Valko's injuries!!!
In The Lucidae 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Life on Noveria was fast paced. Loire enjoyed the rush at first, it was easy to forget the deep dark thoughts that lurked in the back of his mind when he was always working on some project or another. The research base on Noveria that Loire currently worked with, a project codenamed "MIRANDA", was nestled deep, deep down under the planets frosty crust. Security was wound up tight and everything was kept under lock and key. At first the job seemed very seedy to Loire, but his colleague Sandra Wu, had also been recruited to the program. With her in tow, it seemed like a less risky venture. It had been several months, Loire was still relatively new to Biotic implants, but his medical expertise was a valuable asset to the research team. Sandra on the other hand, had a bit of a grasp on Biotics, together they both learned a wealth of new things.

That felt like forever ago now. The 25 year old doctor found his notes had been stolen. His hypothesis, still in pre-testing stages, had been nicked and testing he hadn't even agreed to had been carried out on live subjects based on some of the roughly hashed out observations in his and Sandra's notes. After they discovered the gruesome results of the live subject tests, he and Sandra done the only humane thing left to do, they "decomissioned" the test subjects, wiped all the data they could and set about escaping.

"Cmon Sandra, don't let me down." Loire said to himself tensely, waiting in the hotel lobby at the main port in Noveria. They'd escaped the MIRANDA labs, the tram trip back to the surface, and later sneaking aboard the transit vehicles back to the port had been terrifying. Sandra had arranged for a pickup to some other planet, he didn't know how, but she promised to get a ship to arrive in the port just in time to take them off-world. She'd left to track down the pilot and told Loire to stay at the hotel till she gave the word, and now all he was doing was waiting.

He didn't have much. A backpack with his few worldly possessions, his ID badge which he couldn't wait to get rid of as soon as he left this cursed planet. He ran his fingers through his hair and tied it back in a low ponytail so he wouldn't fidget with it.

"Goddamnit Vee, land this bird faster." Noah barked. He didn't usually have to bark out orders. Valko tended to work pretty fine on his own, and when he needed orders, there was very little need for Noah to yell at him. Viva was a little more reluctant, right now though, she wasn't reluctant about this order. Valko was in a bad way, things went south really quick. Noah managed to drag Valko back to the Lucidae, shouting at Vee to get the "damn bird in the air" fast and get them to a colony quick. She hadn't hesitated, moving the Lucidae expertly away from the barren moon they'd been doing a deal on.
Noah hadn't escaped unscathed, but his torn up body armour and his bloodied and pierced up arm was trivial compared to Valko. "Get us to Noveria right now." he shouted, trying, somewhat in vain to stabilise Valko. He was no doctor though, and this went beyond basic first aid.

He was glad they'd at least got a portion of the cargo they'd gone to pick up beofre everything went to shit. At least it wasn't an entirely wasted trip.

Noveria finally winked into sight and Viva managed to swing into port quickly. "Viva listen to me." Noah said, he wasn't yelling at her, though his shouting so far had been obviously due to the stress he was under with Valko in such bad shape. Now, he was keeping himself together and spoke calmly and evenly to her, at least, as calmly as he could muster. She needed to hold it together on Noveria and not get them caught with the cargo they had on board. She needed to act calmly.
"I can't go out there like this." he looked down at himself, covered in blood and generally looking like something from a battlefield, Viva was the only one not covered in blood and dirt and chaos, she looked like any regular pilot, she looked normal. "I will draw everyones attention. We need to keep a low profile, if anyone notices us- If anyone checks the cargo, we all go down. Now you need to stay calm, do not grab anyones attention. Get a doctor and get one quick, do whatever you have to do, he doesn't have much time." He reached out, he'd have given her shoulders a reassuring grasp to keep her head in the game, but his hands were bloody and it would stain her clothes and people would notice, so at most, he could give her a steely, reassuring look in the eyes.
"I've got him, now go." he said, cursing under his breath.
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A lot of people, though I suppose it helps that I'm gray-a and quite aromantic so I kinda shurk away from those situations xD

>Hot Irish Redhead hitting on me one night in a hostel when I was in Aus.
>"Anything could happen" She says.
>"Alright, well I'm going to bed now" I says.

See the worst thing about being what they call a "Gray-A" is theres still some hint of like, feelings there I'm not going to hold up a placard saying "Ban sex now" kinda thing. So I still kinda beat myself up the next morning. Though at least I have high morals and went "NOPPPPE. She's drunk." Though TBH that may have just been the most convienent excuse :L


Dude this is uncanny valley right here ... I'm ace too haha.

I went to a nightclub and this strange dude starts dancing in my direction and stuff, tries to be flirty.

>"Hey gurl, what do you study?"
>"I'm a graduate"
>"Whoa you don't look that old"
>HowNotToGetAGirl.jpg

Isn't it like rule 1 of impressing a lady to tell her she's not old like EVER?!

I think Irish folks are just hopeless at flirting sometimes, got to admit though, I admire the Irish girls for havin' the balls to get out there and ask lads out themselves. I sorta like this guy I know and he used to like me, but neither of us is Irish-Irish and neither has the balls to ask each other out. Its like HYPER awkward. That "Alright I'm going to bed now" is the best comeback ever though x'D will totally use that one in the future if you dont mind me robbing it!
In The Lucidae 9 yrs ago Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Woo, Im here now, will work on a post now :D shall we start with the deal going wrong? or jump straight to landing and hijaking a doctor
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Who gave you permission to come here?

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Not all farmers are dumb, thankee very much. I grew up a farmer now I'm a townie :(. Also I don't think I and other gentlemanly people come across as seedy. I've been called gay a couple of times for not taking advantage of drunk women but that's 'bout it.


See thats probs coz you're a Scottish farmer gentleman aye? Over here they're mental x'D Well ... now that you mention it, there are some decent blokes here, but jaysus there is some amount of creepers!

Also, you get +2 Spud-Points for not taking advantage of drunk women :D WELL DONE BRO!!

Srs though, who takes advantage of drunk girls, or drunk anyone, thats just so fucking dumb.
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I'm a gentleman and do all the gentlemanly things to a lady. Doesn't mean I can't swear.

COME TO SCOTLAND LASS. A bloke will either treat you like a gentleman or be a couple and utter arse.


Its the same here man x'D the lads here are a bunch of dumb farmers, then you find one fella who has a decent education and grasp on the english language, but they come across as more seedy than gentlemanly (are Scottish lads like that as well or are they legit decent gentlemen?) ... I suppose I could try my luck in Scotland sure!!!! My ancestors were probably Scottish somehow given my surname! I'd fit right in!!!
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Not that F-Word. You can swear all you fucking want, I don't give a fuck.

This is a Marvel Rp. The forbidden F-Word.


OHHHHH ... Oh ... I get it!!!

Well, since thats the case ...

FUCK YEAH!!!! I CAN SWEAR!!!

*this is literally seconds after I complained to a friend about guys not being gentlemanly enough these days ... its no wonder when I swear like a sailor ... fuck*
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She said the F-Word guyz.

Not meant to say the F-Word Vicky.

Bad Vicky!

Also IDK. Deadpools more my kinda char. Is it weird that I can get into the heads of really serious down to Earth people and really crazy people but people in the middle ground I find a little harder? :P My next char, be he mutant or cosmic will be a bit more light hearted.

I need someone less serious damnit :P


Wait we can't swear on here?! s**t ... I swear all the f****** time ... I'll reign it in so!
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