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5 yrs ago
Current Taking a pretty permanent hiatus. Thanks for all the stories!
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5 yrs ago
Feelin' pretty fine, feelin' pretty sharp.
5 yrs ago
Blizzard Entertainment supports the tyrannical government of China. Blizzard Entertainment ends the careers of those who dare dissent against their chinese overlords. And they're not the only ones...
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5 yrs ago
Got to get back into the swing of the things
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5 yrs ago
In other news, Republicans in Oregon have laid siege to the state capital, shutting down the democratic process. They have the support of right-wing militia groups who have shot at police before.
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Bio



I've been on and off this website for six years now. Right now I've only barely got time for one RP, and even then I mess that up. Trying to be more consistent and online more often, because I really do enjoy online roleplaying. Hopefully, one day I'll be able to write as much as I used too. Until then, I shall brood gloomily in the shadows.

Life goes on! Hobbies change and so do schedules. I hate ghosts, so I'm trying to put myself to rest as best I can with a status and bio officially marking my departure. If I'm going to do any writing, it's going to be working on that book I always wanted to finish.

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Chris Buckwood

Buck stuck his head at the window. The sounds of gunfire had ceased, and the figures of fleeing bandits could be seen scrambling back to whatever hole they crawled out of.

As Chris did so, the doctor continued talking.

"And this...Yuritide-"

"Yurithride."

"...Yurithride, you say, substantially assists in the disinfecting of wounds?"

"Indeed so, friend. Apply to a wound of any caliber that you've already treated normally, and your patient will recover much quicker, feel much better, and recommend your services to any of his other friends; word of mouth is important to aspiring business men like you, you'll see."

"Well, this sounds too good to be true!"

"That's what they said about the telegram, the railway, and the cotton gin; I'm sure they said it about the wheel, or fire, or the printing press. This discovery is nothing compared to those great revelations, and people probably cried "too good!" at all of those. There's no reason to not believe this simple innovation." Buckwood's Georgian voice was smooth as butter.

"...I suppose you're right. How much?"

"For thirty doses, it'd usually a dollar each..."

"Thirty dollars-!?"

"-But! But. But, I am willing to discount the price because we've became acquaintances in these troubling times. Twenty-five dollars for thirty doses. Let me remind you doctor, that this is an investment, and a wise one at that. With all of the new customers I'm certain you'll be drawing it, you'll have made back your hard earned cash and then some before March is rolling in."

The doctor's eyes glazed over for a moment, thinking his next decision through. Buckwood watched eagerly, those his face showed only honesty and trustworthiness.

"Okay. I'll buy them."

Buckwood smiled. "Thank you for your business doctor. And thank you for saving lives. You've done a good thing here, today." The two men shook hands.

A brief moment later, pocketing his twenty five dollars and leaving the doctors shop with a friendly wave, Buck inwardly calculated the profit of selling thirty glass vials of salt water.

He didn't feel bad, as usual. It's not like he sold the doctor poison. Salt was good for wounds anyway, Chris thought. It'd set him back a few months profit, but the doctor'd survive.

In the meantime, Christ hefted his briefcase full of "goods" and examined the saloon from a distance. Multiple windows were shattered, bullets had dug their way into the wooden walls, and more than one corpse lay in the sand, roasting by the morning sun. Lovely.

"Everything alright, friends?" Buck cupped his mouth with his free hand, calling out to any survivors in the saloon.

In Spray 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Laura Adam


To be honest, this Dax guy's apology probably worried Laura even more about his mental health. It's one thing to be a gun-toting lunatic, it's another to be cherries and roses the next moment. He could be bipolar or something. And not the teenage stereotype "Omg, I'm so bipolar!" either. Actually bipolar, as in, needing medication.

Or, on the other hand, he just turned over a new leaf. Laura lit a cigarette, inhaled those sweet toxic fumes and planed her bare arm around Dax's shoulder, so as she was on his left and her limb draped over his right shoulder. @KiritoAsuna

"There you go, buddy boy; that's the spirit. I can feel our beautiful new friendship blooming already." As she spoke, the smoke from her new cigarette drifted over her lips and into the air. She was a chain smoker indeed, but as she saw it she was probably going to die early or get thrown into the Hole, so she didn't see a real point in going through the effort of kicking the addiction.

She jostled him with her arm, all friendly-like. Personal space was not a huge issue for her, perhaps to other's chagrin.

Still holding onto D, Laura called out to Free. "Yesiree, ready to kill some krauts...or whoever we're fighting. Just don't expect me to die for your grand cause." She placed the lit nicotine stick back to her mouth.
@FallenTrinity
when i read your post i thought you shot someone and they shouted "Churro" really really loudly.
In Spray 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@KiritoAsuna

if that's what you're gonna go with be sure to RP angry silence. it might be weird if we never know what Dax thinks of that in the IC.

In Spray 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Laura Adam


Laura rubbed her chin. Masks were always a bit unnecessary to her. In her experience, if the feds were close enough to get a good look at your face, you've already been caught. Of course, "D", as she would refer to him (she refused to call him 'Anonymous'), immediately pulls a gun on the guy who hates lopsided circles. Now, Laura wasn't sure about where D came from, but you don't just casually pull a gun on somebody.

"Hasn't anyone taught you the basics of gun safety?" @KiritoAsuna She said, staring at D. "It doesn't matter, because that was an unwarranted show of aggression. And I'd know, I'm the master of unwarranted aggression. They call me 'One Who Pinches Elbow First', in The Old Country."

"I'm just saying, if we're going to get thrown into The Hole as a team, we can't go pointing loaded fire-sticks at each other." She lazily meandered towards D, maintaining eye contact. Eventually she came up beside him and leaned next to him on the wall.

"Know what I mean?"
In Spray 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Laura Adam


Laura was calming down a block away from the rendezvous. Having finished her cigarette, she wandered in with a few minutes remaining, not sure how much. She did hear "Nitro" or "Neos" or whatever, the guy with the disco mask, complaining about a lopsided circle.

"You're right. If anyone should be removing graffiti, it's the fucking Taggers." Than she laughed, with a hint of wheeze to it.@RedXCross

She slipped off her Gears, placed them in her seemingly signature duffel bag, took out her shoes and placed them on again. Stretching, Laura lazily leaned against the back wall once again.

@ONL
I took it very personally.

*plots revenge*
(changing Buck's color because everyone in the world wants to use dark green apparently)

Buck

A gang of outlaws had taken to making their position in the old general store, across the street. At least, some of them had, and were now taking pot shots at the saloon. What did they want? Chris didn't know, Chris didn't really care. As long as they weren't after him, it was none of his business. So, Chris walked to the doctor's office to hide. It was a good thing he left that saloon when he did, and now he wasn't in the middle of a gunfight.

Chris pushed in the door to the doctor's office, the bell over his head emitting a polite jingle.

"Leave me alone! I don't have anything!" The doctor said, cowering behind his desk.

"Not here to rob you, friend. Just here to not get shot."

"Oh, thank goodness."

"Not very many small towns like this have a doctor."

"Oh, well, I needed work, and...I mean, I'm basically a trained professional. Pretty much. As best as any town like this'll get."

"Indeed." Buck crouched next to him, as gunshots began to erupt from the saloon. Screams. More gunshots. Flames...screams. Music to a sadist's ears.

"If they come in here, I'll teach 'em a thing or two. I've got more knives than I do teeth." Buck said, rubbing his bald chin. If they wanted to kill him, that is.

The doctor nodded, and peeked out the dusty window. "Tarnation. They're really going at it out there. What do they want with this town anyway?" He said, turning to look back at Buck.

"Reckon they went to take it for themselves. No Sheriff, no deputies, not even some mercenaries. Just the folks here and some idiots having a bar fight."

The doctor was quiet for a moment.

"You don't suppose they'll let me keep working when they take over the town, will you?"

"Don't see why not. Everyone needs a doctor."

Buck pretended to look around the room, searching for something. "Say, Doc, seems you're missing some Yurithride."

"Yuri...what?"

"Yurithride. A miracle drug, developed back east. You haven't heard?"

@AwesomeZero5
I can't do anything

Bruno is just waiting for the door to open
In Spray 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Laura Adam


"Alright," Laura said to Skyscraper with a smirk, "But if you get caught, don't snitch me out to your parents. I don't wanna get grounded."

She pushed herself off the wall and walked up to Free, taking a piece a piece of paper and reading it. "I'll see what I can do. Watch out for mustard gas." A grey cloud billowed over her lips as she talked, but if Doughboy's gas mask was actually functional it wouldn't bother him.

Laura backed up a few steps before turning as she walked and jogged out the door. Stopping a few blocks away, she slipped on her old Gears, Jumpstart, and stood up. To get back into the swing of things, she used them as normal roller skates as she made her way to the building. Her target was an old motel.

She casually rolled into the parking lot of the motel, and grabbed a black spray can. Throwing the can into the air and catching it again, Laura looked for a good spot.

She was thinking a bright yellow smiley face, with fire...

Glancing down at her black spray can, Laura frowned. Fucking pointless. Another puff of smoke went into the air before she flicked the cigarette into a nearby puddle in the broken cement.

She took up a flight of stairs of the old motel, and one by one, spray painted a black, simple smiley face on every door. Two dots and a curve underneath, the spray paint often dripping to give the illusion of what looked like tears from the eyes or spit from the mouth. An hour later, every single motel door had a smiley face on it.

A look of grim apathy on her face, Laura took to the central parking lot. Shaking her can one last time, she made two large circles on the grey cement, before another large curve. One last face, the biggest one. She angrily tossed the can aside, and turned around, before being confronted by a dark figure.

"Money! Now!" A knife was the end of his extended arm. A dark brown coat and a woolen cloth hat topped the face of a desperate man. Someone who probably didn't want to do crime, down on their luck, and panicked. They needed cash, Laura probably had some. Laura wasn't sure what a better person would do, but she was certain on what she would do.

"Yeah, sure."
Laura let the duffel bag fall from her shoulder, but as it fell, she grabbed the exposed corner of her crowbar when it fell past her hand. She clicked her right foot, heel, than toes, than heel, than a push. With an unexpected burst of speed, she brought up her weapon and slammed the middle of it into the chest of the would-be thief. Jumpstart hummed with light before dimming again.

The man yelped and fell downward, and the knife skidded across the pavement. Laura could see it in eyes, he was done. If she let him up now, he would just run away and probably not rob anyone ever again. For a brief moment, she thought of all the people she robbed. All the petty thievery she committed after her group disbanded.

Saying nothing, Laura kicked him in the side. He scrambled to get to his feet, but Laura struck him again with her crowbar, this time managing to his shoulder. He fell back onto his back, and received a stomp to his girth for his trouble. He curled into the fetal position, expecting a full beating, apparently. Two more kicks.

"Get up. Get the fuck out of here." He crawled away before stumbling to his feet and vanishing around a corner. Laura whirled around, feeling a pair of eyes on her neck. Her eyes scanned the rooftops, but she couldn't find the asshole from the Ratpack watching her.

Well, if the Rats wanted someone to beat the shit out of people, they found it in her.

Flicking on the Drive's in her gears, Laura sailed down the street, leaving her smiles-ridden target behind.

She didn't head straight for the warehouse. Instead, she dashed in between alley ways, doubling back on herself multiple times. She zoomed under bridges and even went through a few abandoned houses. She became lost in the nooks and crannys of the Confiance slums. Sweat on her forehead, breathing heavily, she finally felt free of the gaze of the Ratpack. She'd get there on her own time, with no one watching her.

Checking her old phone, she had about an hour to get back to the meeting location. An hour to stop being lost.

After 45 minutes of getting reoriented, Laura was about a block away from the warehouse. She decided to wait until the last couple of minutes before entering.
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