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Um... it’s real. You can save someone’s life if they eat something poisonous.


A universal antitoxin? Right under all of our noses? Say less.

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*Snickers and keeps my mouth shut*


I need some after the stunt you pulled.
*Confidently scoops the glass up and takes a swig, with no immediate reaction*
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*Jerks my hands back and taps my fingers together behind the bar*
You, um... you can get it by burning wood.


I mean the toxin filtering. That’s not real.
*Glances quickly to Rhythm and back to you*
Is it real? I’ve never heard it before.
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*Fills up a glass of water, drops in a small tablet that turns it black, and slides it to you*
Charcoal, to filter out toxins.


*Stares at it*
… That’s not real.
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Oh uh, sure. Regular or sparkling?


Just regular. I gotta wash away the toxicity I've been exposed to.
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It’d be the first time.


So toxic.
*Turns to Jade at the bar?
You mind if I get a water?
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Hidden fees are an ongoing problem.


You could have been the good guy.
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Hey, if you’re willing to accept the costs, who am I to deny you?


You never mentioned payment.
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Are you comfortable with me notarizing that? I think it qualifies as a self-report.


Ultimate plausible deniability, now with documentation to back it up? Sign me up.
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You sure had a good idea a few seconds ago.


I have no idea what gives you the impression that I have a good idea about anything.
*Shrugs*
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It’s all downhill from here.


I have no idea what you're talking about.
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