Stratocracy

Myriad Reality

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I am totally good.

@Server

It wouldn’t kill ya. Broaden those horizons.

Myriad Reality

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Your behavioural patterns concern me...

@RoadkilBanana

Says the fella asking strangers if there’s anyone for him to kill.
*Smugly shifts the person I’m holding the glass toward from Rhythm to you*

Myriad Reality

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I really don't think—
*Holds up my hands*
No, I'm good. Really.

@Server

Are you suuuuuuure~
*Wiggles the glass back and forth slightly, but not enough to spill it*

Myriad Reality

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You got the black water because of the joke.

@Server

Woah. Let’s calm down a little. Maybe detox with a bit of charcoal water?
*Holds the glass toward you*

Myriad Reality

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Toxic? Joke?

@Server

Oh, right. Forgot all about that because of the water.

Myriad Reality

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That's your own fault for committing to the joke so hard.

@Server

Joke?

Myriad Reality

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*Stares with a twinge of both confusion and discomfort*
I, er, sure.

@Server

It's just a weird sensation is all. Drinking it.

Myriad Reality

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I guess... your expression? Mostly?

@Server

Rocky water.
*Swirls the glass around in front of you*

Myriad Reality

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You look like you're having some kind of identity crisis.

@Server

What makes you think that?

Myriad Reality

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*It tastes like gritty water*
It’s not... you know, it’s not perfect. Don’t drink sarin or something, but it’s a quick way to give someone more time.

@Fractured

Hmm.
*Has an expression of intently contemplating the drink as I swallow it.

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What’s got you up in arms, exactly?

@Server

Nuthin'. Why?