Stratocracy

Myriad Reality

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So I'm not the only one surprised by this?

@Fractured

Why would you be? It’s far from “normal”.

Myriad Reality

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I never realized you all were the real monsters all along...

@Fractured

If only it were the first time I had heard even that.

Myriad Reality

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L-lasers!? By instinct, or do they actually look slow to you?

@Fractured

*Chuckles in acknowledgment to the question, grinning slightly*

Myriad Reality

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Not the rest?

@Fractured

Nnnah. Most people who go to the gym don’t also do memory training or dodge lasers.

Myriad Reality

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It's a normal person's routine with bigger weights. Oh, um, sorry. That sounds a little insulting.

@Fractured

For the strength and endurance part, I’d say that’s pretty accurate.

Myriad Reality

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I have to say I'm surprised. I thought it would be something... well, something a little more magical.

@Fractured

You could say that about the scale of the exercise, maybe. I do things… Just a little bit beyond the capacity of a normal human being, we’ll say.

Myriad Reality

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*Taps my finger to my cheek*
So it is like normal exercise...

@Fractured

Of course it is.

Myriad Reality

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Does it... stick?

@Fractured

As in stay if I stop? No, you’ve gotta put in effort to maintain it at least.

Myriad Reality

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I—I have a question. I just thought your body... sort of... stayed, like that. You have to do exercises?

@Fractured

Have to? Naw. But improving doesn’t happen on its own.

Myriad Reality

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That helps. Is it true that the best part about working out is eating huge meals?

@Server

Depends on who you ask. But if you ask me, it’s definitely up there.