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22 days ago
Current Merry Chrysler 🎄
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2 mos ago
We're fucking cooked, dudes.
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3 mos ago
Moving multiple states away from my home town tomorrow, and it's all sinking in. Holy shit.
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4 mos ago
Beer is liquid bread. Pop-tarts are ravioli. Corn dogs are Popsicles. I will not be explaining.
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4 mos ago
Having a panic attack? Try shaking your ass to the Mama Mia soundtrack instead.
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Haley ★ 24 ★ Taurus ★ EST ★ Casual Level Group Writer


Welcome fellow writer. I go by many names, but you can call me Haley or pretty much anything else. I stick to causal level groups here on the forum. I have a soft spot for thunderstorms, dark humor, strong coffee, animals, pretty words, feminine rage, mythologies, and all things that go 'bump' in the night. I've lived in the same small southern Appalachian town my whole life, and aim to travel one day. I'm open to the occasional random conversation, but please do not message me asking to write one-on-one; it's simply not something I do these days.

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@Winter Star12 How dark are we talking?

You can do bleach, but if you've never dyed your hair before, I recommend a professional.

Furthermore if you wanted to do it at home, bleach what you want and let the bleach settle into your hair for about a week before applying color. Also don't bleach your roots.
The next thing I plan to do with my hair is trim it and dye it blue again.

Manic pixie dream girl coming soon near you.
The most expensive items I have ever bought are my current phone and laptop.

My laptop was $580 after taxes, and my Samsung 8 was a little over $400 after tax. It was unlocked and I got it at best buy.
Death threatening old people in dark allies.


"Give me enough money to buy my shoes, or I'm stealing your overnight diapers, Gladys."

<Snipped quote by HaleyTheRandom>

*Suddenly remembers your mocking comment on my IG post*


The blue ones look like you were just released from the mental hospital.

The black ones... idk. They don't look all... that...bad?

Also I looked up Balenciaga for the hell of it and how can you afford that much for a pair of SHOES?
I ordered too many shoes online. Halp.


I need pictures so I can make fun of them.

I think one of the most adrenaline inducing situations I've ever been in was the time we had to roll start my dads old Chevy truck.

My parents house sets on top of a hill, located right off of a main two lane highway. At the bottom of the driveway, across the road is a guardrail to keep you from going in a huge ditch. Well, dad had parked the truck on the up most side of the driveway that night, because it was calling for snow. I don't remember why we left the next day, but we did. Dad shifted the truck into neutral, and began to turn it over. Needless to say, the snow was hella mushy and we slid down the hill more than we rolled. We nearly hit the guard rail, but the truck turned on at just the last minute.
I find that eating other peoples cooking - mainly people that I don't know - to be a little like Russian Roulette.

Will it taste good? Do they use spices? The moments of what the hell did they put in this.

I received some cookies yesterday and this bitch put pecans in the freaking no bake oatmeal cookies. Why would you ruin a perfectly good cookie?!
-To start my new job.
-Pay off the rest of my car payment. Probably get a second, slightly cheaper car so that I can get to where I want to go when the other car is being used.
-Get my friggin license. I'm out here Spongebobing this bitch.
-Finally start college.
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