The Storyteller was flipping through a dusty ledger as he exhaled a mouthful of smoke from the pipe he was smoking. The Stone Rose Tavern was closed today, and he was looking into some information for a group of adventurers about the history of the town. When he heard the scampering of feet below the table, his messy collection of scrolls and papers were haphazardly placed about upon.
"Curious." He thought to himself as he took a few puffs from the pipe, before glancing underneath the table to see nothing below it.
"Curiouser." The thought echoed in his mind as he moved back up to his sitting position and had a slight fright as he saw four green humanoid figures appear in front him. They were each holding hands before letting go. Four goblin children each barely over two feet tall if one was being generous. The Storyteller chuckled recognizing the girl in front of them.
"Glimmer!" His eyes tensed as he quickly stood up pulling the curtains closed around the tavern as Glimmer and her crew watched him. She had a toothy grin as she stood with her hands resting on her hips. Despite being goblins each of them was dressed in clothing one might expect from a child. Mismatched and often one or two sizes too big.
Her squeaky voice rang out in the growing darkness. "You worry ta much old man. Ain't nobody saw us." She ran her grubby fingers through her raven hair that flowed to the middle of her back.
The Storyteller smirked. "Of course no one saw you. You all snuck in when Huron came to town didn't you?" The slight snickering of the children confirmed his suspensions. He massaged his temples as he pushed away the start of a headache. "Just because Huron is here as a diplomat doesn't mean the same friendliness is offered to the rest of you by the town." He clicked his tongue a few times as he sat down in front of them.
He made a shooing motion to get them off his papers, many of them now were slightly smudged and he would no doubt get an earful from the town clerk when he tried to return them. Yet he did not yell at Glimmer and the other children as they sat down at another table so they could be at a proper level to the Storyteller.
Glancing at each of the set of amber eyes in front of him he chuckled as they all had the same look of expectance. Children were all the same in this regard he supposed.
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Once there was a rather lucky goblin. He was wandering through the woods when he came across a corpse. It was a shriveled up old man in a purple robe. He had been dead for quite some time and naturally this goblin enacted the number one rule amongst all sentient races.
Finders keepers!
He began to dig around in the corpses pockets and found a tiny chest, though it was difficult to hold in both of his hands.
Seeing no lock upon the chest, the goblin opened it and spied with his little eyes ten shiny cooper rings. Each of them had a small green gem in the center of them and he noticed a rush of energy flow through his body when he put a ring on. He noticed his muscles growing bigger and more taunt as each ring found its way onto a different finger.
This goblin who began to call himself the incredible Bulk became the strongest goblin there ever was! Why his weapon of choice was a great sword. Yet it was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was like a heap of raw iron. One might say it was more accurate to say that this sword was wielding a goblin. The swords length was easily twice his size and yet because of the overwhelming enchantment of strength from his ten rings, he was able to use the sword more like a club, cutting and crushing anything that came into his path.
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The goblin children were in a state of rapt attention at the story, not noticing the figure creeping up behind them. The Storyteller merely grinned as he continued. "If you think Bulk is amazing, just wait until you hear about goblin druid Pookah and her ability to make vine animals that served her!" Glimmer's mouth opened at the thought of a female goblin hero when a loud clap startled the children.
"I turn my head for five minutes and you lot are gone!" The children all huddled together and backed away towards the human as before them stood a goblin in a fancy burgundy suit with a gold monocle over his left eye. His black hair slicked back with pomade. It seems Huron had finally found his lost charges.
"Behave! You said huh! Keep your noses clean! They said!" As he glanced towards the Storyteller before looking back at Glimmer and the other three. "If you tried to pull this stunt anywhere else, I'd have you hung by your pointed ears! Do you even know how many humans would kidnap and enslave you for the chance of an intelligent goblin slave?" Huron raised his hand as he noticed the Storyteller shifting in his seat.
"You lot are all very lucky, I knew where you were headed and don't think for a second, I didn't notice my ring of greater invisibility missing young lady." Glimmer grinned guiltily. "Everyone out! Go bother the Barkeep for a bit. I need to have a chat with my old friend." Huron smiled towards the Storyteller. "We have some catching up to do."