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You can’t be that flippant with your life and limb, Ben!


Well, sure can... I said i may have a personal issue with whatever eldritch moron dared to mess with my home, but i'm also no longer very attached to life. Also i can REPLICATE! As much as that power spooks me, it IS a life saver. *Engages warp drive back to the first planet*
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You’re baffling me. Do you intend to just “chill” when it goes into self-destruct mode next?


Yeh, probably *Shrugs without a care in the world* This is why i told you to leave some copies back at home base pal!
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Who designs a computer that panics over planets??


*Sets the controllers back to primary pilot with an annoyed but amused sigh* ... Prism... you're tripping over this tiny issue WAY too much! Have a hemp whisky and chill! *I chuckle*
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“Abnormal physics, seeking manual intervention” is not the same as “there are a lot of planets here”!


Okay... give me back the controls, we're returning to home base. Yeah the computer also panics okay?
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I’ve seen computers that don’t think that hard about it...


Well excuse me that The Terran Dominion, didn't thought to plop in a ship's navigational processors the 'oh and watch out for impossible realities should you fall down the barrel of a black hole'
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What would that do to cause a navigation error? That doesn’t add up.


Huh? What do you mean... just look at this place that seems to be from the dreams of a madman! *Gestures at the window more insistently* Have you ever seen a universe that just says 'what's the problem with a couble dozen thousand planets in orbit per star system?' I mean you're the traveller boy not me...
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You cannot mean to tell me that when the ship starts flashing warnings at you about manual control that you wouldn't jump to manual control.


Y... Yeah well, i tend to first try and listen the actual words of the warning and then act? It seemed like it just had trouble understanding how can a solar system have thousands of planets, which seems to be the case pretty much everywhere in this universe *Gestures at the window to show the thousands of planets orbiting this red giant we are currently orbiting*
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What are you getting at?


That you were cracked up to the nth degree full of anxiety so much so, that you jumped the gun at the first alert the ship splurged on us despite our eyes already seeing that this universe is wired differently than most usual realms... Y'know what, just give me back the handles so we can return and start mapping down the local vicinity of stars so we don't get lost...
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It’s an emergency alert. We couldn’t just do nothing.


Dude, we're in a solar system, that just seems to have the same amount of planets as the one we were previously in...
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Anywhere that “physics are being defied” is not true!


*We suddenly jump out of warp, in some random red giant star system*


Uuuhm... so do you think that maybe 'Laws of physics defied' may just be the computer not being able to compute a different reality with different rules?

*I say while glaring at the mesmerising sight before us*
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