The Odeoron

Myriad Reality

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I am bound to you!

@Path

*Notices you just in time* Do you have a girlfriend Gio? @Source

Myriad Reality

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We’re not going to your spaceship. We’re going to the quest target directly.
*Shuffles into the cracked-open door*

@Source

*Whimpers like a sad dog in the rain* B... but my shiiip... *Then realizes the portal condition* That is a rock wall... is that better than a ship?

Myriad Reality

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*Shrugs*
Glad we didn’t offer an insurance policy.
*Opens the door, which gets stuck against a stone wall inches from the other side*
Oh neat.

@Meta

Wh... Wait... where's my spaceship? *Hick*

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*Sighs*
Ben...

@Memory

What!? *Chugs more Whisky then burps*

Myriad Reality

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My wisdom for today is that you are not looking too hot over there.

@Meta

*Hicks and burps completely carefree with half opened eyes* YOU are not looking hot over there today... let's get going then! *I proceed to wobble to the nearest exit door of the tavern and just stare blankly at it still remembering i have no idea how to use it*

Myriad Reality

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—Ooooookaaaaay, so if you're not gonna get any equipment, I think we're just about ready.

@Meta

*Blinks with bloodshot eyes due to being both stoned and drunk while dehydrated* Y... Yuup! Lead the way miss wisdom *I juggle my whisky bottle almost*

Myriad Reality

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*Draws a quick rune on the counter that mutes the world for me and lets you drone on while I fish out more gear*

@Source

... And then there's the warp drive! *Keeps on droning for a bit* WOOOH! My mouth is dry... is your mouth dry? I need a drink... *Chugs some more Hemp Whisky*

Myriad Reality

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They’re... okay? I guess?

@Source

*Turns to you with the same glistening innocent eyes* Better than okay! Spaceships are... *carries on developing a whole speech about every quality of the spaceship tech imaginable*

Myriad Reality

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What is with you and the spaceship?

@Source

*Tightens my fists in passion again like a kid, in front of me* Spaceships are so cool! *Grins with wide passionate innocent eyes*

Myriad Reality

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I try. So do you have equipment you’re going to prepare for this mission, or are you going in with that setup?

@Source

Well... *Makes a drawing of a rudimentary spaceship like a total derpy kid - Then proceeds to grin as if i made my point*

Myriad Reality

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Never heard of them.
*Tinkers with a small, multi-piece relic before putting it back into the void*
A lawyer would probably complain less...

@Source

Phhh! I like you already kid! HAHAHAH!