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I'm looking for a Samael post here. If Elanorin wants to have him sit, then I think we can wrap up the scene. If she wants the confrontation now, I'm also game for that and will adjust my night plans accordingly either way.


Same. Ball is very much in Samael's court as his prey tries to slip away. :P
JEALOUS
DEFINITELY HEXED
CRYBABY

Timothy listened to the entire soliloquy from behind a raised hand of modesty. He gawked. He gagged. He coughed. But he did not say a word. Not until she was finished. Not until Samael had started talking.

Timothy took a long, deep breath. Shuddered. And spoke.

“Right then.”

And for those of you who failed the Queen’s English, a translation into Standard Teen:

“k”

Hard stop. No punctuation. A notch above being left on Read.

[Rolling to Shut Elodie Down: 1 + 5 + 1 = 7, go ahead and lose another String on Timmy.]

“Sir?” Timothy interrupted. “If you’re too busy now, perhaps we could discuss your...proposal, at a later time? There was other schoolwork tonight that needed doing…”

And that was it. He trailed off, and that was it. Yes, he was beet red behind his hand, and yes, he was visibly trembling. But that was it! That was all he had to say for himself! Look, look, the lad’s clenching his fist, but doesn’t even have the decency to throw a proper tantrum. Let him stew for as long as your patience lasts, you'll not get another peep from him. No, this was the full extent of Timothy Oglevee Crompton’s grand protestation. Bask in the disappointment, ye mighty, and despair.
Introducing

Timothy Oglevee Crompton

(of the Wilkenstonshire Cromptons)

The Neighbor


LOOKS: Stilted. Averted eyes.
Male, muddy brown eyes, fastidiously stiff and tidy school uniform. Neatly combed medium-brown hair.
Small, but not short. Lean, but not gaunt. Wears glasses, but not stylishly.

ORIGIN: send help there's been a terrible mistake

STATS:
Hot: -1
Cold: 1
Volatile: 2
Dark: -1

CONDITIONS:
JEALOUS
DEFINITELY HEXED
CRYBABY
CRUEL

BACKSTORY:

Timothy and Annalee made out in a broom closet once.

Timothy's bedroom window faces Samael's. He keeps his blinds open for unknown (and probably unwise) reasons.

I have Strings on:
G'eldriia Despanna - 1
Annalee - 2
Samael - 2

HARM:
[_] [_] [_] [_]

When you take time to tend to your wounds, once per session you may heal 1 Harm. If someone else is there with you, tending to your wounds delicately and intimately – and perhaps with erotic subtext – you may heal an additional 1 Harm.

To avoid death, erase all harm and choose one:
- Become your Darkest Self,
- Lose all Strings you have on everybody.

MOVES:

Mixed Messages: When you’re alone with someone, decide if you’re attracted to them or not.
-If you are, tell them why you can’t be together and roll to Shut Them Down, adding 1 to the roll.
-If you’re not, tell them all the things they’ve got going for them (to let them down easy) and roll to Turn Them On, adding 1 to the roll.

Two Eyes: When you take your glasses off, your Hot becomes 3. You actually need your glasses, so subtract 2 from rolls where sight matters.

Nap Fan: As soon as you fall asleep somewhere, choose two for the MC to detail when you wake:
-Something was left for you
-Someone’s there
-Someone’s been trying to contact you
-Something’s been broken
-You had a nice dream.

Darkest Self: You feel... you feel like a monster. What kind of monster do you feel like? A werewolf, a vampire, a ghost, a queen... it can be anything you can think of. Tell the MC, and they’ll hand you that Skin or the closest thing to it. It can be different each time. Read their Darkest Self: you are drowning in metaphor. Choking on it. Your body isn’t supernatural, but you’re gonna take it right to the line. You become that Darkest Self

Current Darkest Self: (Ghost) You become invisible, unnoticeable. No one can see you, feel you, or hear your voice. You can still affect inanimate objects, but this is your only avenue of communication. You escape your Darkest Self when someone acknowledges your presence, and demonstrates how much they want you around.

Special: When you have sex with someone, tell them something you don’t want them to know.

XP:
[X] [X] [X] [_] [_]

IMPROVEMENT:
_ Add +1 to one of your stats.
_ Take another Neighbor move.
_ Take another Neighbor move.
_ Take a move from any Skin.
_ Take a move from any Skin.
_ You have Lots of Exes.
Not planning to go for the shut down there, Amish? Just Timmy's silent (and currently entirely unnoticed) disapproval?


No, you're right. There ought to be a mechanical bite there. Let me edit that post real quick.

And for the future, if anybody ever sees me write a post, and you get this same feeling of, "gee, it feels like there ought to be a move rolled or a String spent or something," please let me know. This is twice now that I've noticed myself doing something that - to me - would be a significant social move, but to the other party it was completely toothless. (Mind, that sometimes might be exactly what I want, but not so here.)
JEALOUS
DEFINITELY HEXED
CRYBABY

For the first time in an age, Timothy was permitted to stand, and this gift did little to offset the ongoing misfortune.

Straightaway he yelped and put a hand up to cover Annie's indecency. No, hold that thought, that hand was also needed to cover the vampire's indecency. And Annie's. While he was at it, could he also cover Elodie? No? Was he sure about that? Perhaps he could, no, too many vampire abs, can't have that. So maybe if he just kept, yes, he could avert his eyes strategically as he moved his hand to cover the majority of the hot spots. Yes. Alright. That was the plan. Stick to it, Crompton. And no peeking, you pathetic mongrel.

"S-sir, if this is about the assignment," he placated in Samael's general vicinity. (Why couldn't he have left the door open? Why?!) "If you'll give me five minute's peace, I'm sure I could have it done and ready to turn in..."

CREEP
WHIPPED
TRUANT

Annalee is having some weird feelings right now. She did her thing and the hypnotism is wearing off. But she's still got a lot of complex feelings. Okay she got Timmy here. Samael manipulated her. Samael hurt her earlier. She flinches when the finger touches her jawline. Just for an instant, she can't help it, okay?! But then his touch is soft, and delicate. He gave her his shirt, too. That's very kind of him. It felt warm, protecting her from the chilly air of the library, cool to preserve all those dusty old books. That was nice, wasn't it? Maybe he'd just reacted badly before, maybe...

Her head swam and she leaned into him. "A werewolf flung me out of a school tower and I had to leave my shirt with the sphinx at the entrance to get everyone here. And Elly-belly very nearly dragged Timmy right past the library to the Angel's room instead, which is why I had to practically tackle them in here."


He doesn't say anything to you Annie.

No, no, it's fine. Really! There's no need. He's seen quite enough. You cursed him at Samael's behest. You let Samael feed upon you. (And don't think he didn't notice that little mark.) You lied to his face about wishing to help him, only to bring him straight into a vampire's clutches. And you nearly tore him in two to make it so. Now here he is, cooing over you like a gentleman suitor.

Speak your piece, or don't. It matters little. He's seen how it is, and he's seen quite enough, and if by chance you see him through his shielding hand, you'll find that he doesn't wish to see you at all.

[Spending a String on Annie to tempt her to pull away from Samael. Show some tangible shame for what you've done.]
To make things absolutely clear, Timmy is agreeing to go with Annie, where she will definitely deal with this whole mystery hex problem, and not throw him at a vampire. :P
JEALOUS
DEFINITELY HEXED

SECOND PLACE
WEREWOLF MAGNET
DARKEST SELF

“I didn’t want to meet them until we were going steady, silly!!” He’s only saying this because he’s cursed. You can’t give a hex like that an inch! “But I guess... once we get you uncursed, we can go have dinner together!”

She leans in, gives him an air kiss next to his cheek— mwah!— and then drags him over to the door before his brain starts working again.

Knock! Knock! And then, once opened, gosh, wouldn’t you know, we’re in... the Sphinx’s lair??

“Drop that oversized kitten and break your curse on poor, innocent Timothy right now, Annalee, or else! He’s nobody’s house husband, you hussy!

You’d better do it. There is mad power dancing in Elly-belly’s eyes, Annalee. She is at her most unpredictable and impulsive right now, and standing in front of her might as well be standing in front of a train.

This is complicated by the fact that you have not, in fact, hexed Timmy.


This is okay. This is fine. She didn’t really kiss him. He didn’t actually reciprocate. It wasn’t a real kiss. It wasn’t a real kiss. It wasn’t real at all. It was a Continental sort of gesture that was performed millions of times a day between people who didn’t have to like each other in the first place. He was safe, he wasn’t in any trouble, and so his knees had no good reason to tremble like structurally deficient gelatin. No good reason! Not a one!

wait this wasn’t where he was standing a moment ago

CREEP
WHIPPED
TRUANT

Annalee is in the middle of trying to open her backpack and inch out one of her spellbooks without being crushed by the sphinx, toppling over, or properly being able to move her arms and legs. It sort of looks like she's being slowly buried in a hot topic store that's oddly sphinx shaped. You might expect her to be awkward in this situation, but in some ways, your arrival is a blessed jolt of normalcy. And she looks positively, perhaps even unnaturally delighted to see that you brought Timothy Crompton with you. Well done, Elly-belly, we knew you were useful for something after all.

"What, the mouth hex? That was at Samael's request, but he didn't ask me to keep it." She waves a hand (as much as it can wave) and Timothy, any lingering oddity with your mouth is completely and utterly gone. "There, it was nothing, I'm glad that you enjoy my work. But now, now it's is excellent that you're here!" Her eyes light up. "I was just working on passing through the entrance, which I've never done before. And while I'm magically fused to this sphinx, I'm sure you can both assist. You see, Timmy, we really must go to the library at once. It's very urgent and I'm confident that whatever you both need, we can take care of it there!" Annalee looks at Timothy knowingly, and he might remember the last time she got him "whatever he needed."

[Spending a string on Timothy to tempt him to go with her (and Elodie if he wants) to Samael's library room. He gets an experience if he does it.]


Timothy felt his natural jawline, totally free of lumps and asymmetry. He whipped off the face mask, and - yes, yes, everything was in order. For the first time in what felt like ages, the world finally saw the face of Timothy Oglevee Crompton.

“You cursed me.”

And he was scowling furiously.

“You. You cursed me. At Samael’s request.” He broke off from Elodie and stormed up to the Witch/Sphinx mash. “Why? Why would you even do such a thing?! What could have Samael possibly said to you to make that seem like a good idea? I’ve been walking around with my face wrapped up like a ninny for days. I haven’t been able to eat. I’ve barely managed to drink. And you just let me suffer?! I was your friend, Annie! Your friend!”

He grabbed her by the shoulders. Looked her square in the eyes. And for a moment, the fire flickered, and his voice cracked.

“I thought that meant something to you. I was relieved to find another human in this nightmare prison. I thought...” He took a stiff breath, his face hardening. “It doesn’t matter. You’re no different from the rest of them.”

Delinquents. Hooligans. Cruel, horrible monsters, all.

“Now. Elodie believes there’s some manner of dark hex that’s been placed on me. If you have any intention of making up for this, you can start by looking into that. I believe you mentioned the Library as a good place to start?”

[Timothy is rolling to Shut Annie Down: 5 + 1 + 1 = 7 Annie gets to put a Condition on Timmy, and loses a String on him.]
Hey Amish, this delay's getting pretty dramatic. What's up?


Apologies, there must've been a communications mixup. >_> I'd been out of town for a convention from last Wednesday evening to late Sunday night, and only just now got out of work.

I'll have a post up in the next hour.
SECOND PLACE
WEREWOLF MAGNET

“I mean, if you think about it, we kiiiiiind of are?” Elodie is amazing under pressure. “You did ask me out on a tea date, after all.” Ignore the fact it was school mandated! “And there was the promise of K-I-S-S later, and besides, what else was I going to say? Oh, gosh, Dad, you’re right, I am dating this stinky, sweaty werewolf I’m currently pinned under, we absolutely were doing the badonkadonk, you can expect a fresh litter of puppies in June? You know how Dads are.”

She mimes shooting herself in the head. Don’t think about how often she’s seen the aftermath. Don’t think about that at all.

“I had to get him off the scent, and fast, and besides, we were on such a nice date already, and once we get that spell off you, we can keep going, maybe even make it official?”

She bats her eyes, trying very hard not to think about sweaty werewolves pinning her to a wall and making her sing like a dove.

“Because I’d be lots better for you than Annalee. She’s probably interested in having a hypnotized house husband to do her evil bidding, and that would be such a waste!”

Then she hops up and grabs his hands, pressing them up against her collarbone. “Come on, Timmy! Let’s stop wasting time!” It’s unclear whether she’s talking about wedding bells or having kids, with the manic gleam in her eye, and the thought of Lord Sleepshy or the Angel busting in on Unallowed Activities probably looms large in one’s imagination.

[That’s a 6 on Turning Timmy On.]


“No. No!” Timothy recoiled, hands and cheeks burning. “We can’t! I mean - absolutely not! Have you gone mad? Have you completely forgotten the position I’m in?!”

How. How did this go so wrong? How did she get so wrong? Why couldn’t she have told him she was so wrong sooner?!

“I don’t want to be anybody’s house husband!” He cried, backing away before those big, shining eyes could swallow him up. And she moved closer. “I don’t want to be anybody’s official, I don’t want anybody being good for me, and I certainly don’t want to spend one second more in this awful place than I have to. I’m not even supposed to be here!”

“I’m only here because of a huge, a terrible misunderstanding. And if I don’t keep out of trouble, they’re going to keep me here. If your Dad tattles on me to the administration, if anybody suspects that we’re, that we’re going steady, it’ll be...oh beans, oh biscuits, it’ll be a disaster! He can’t! I can’t! We can’t!” His poor, poor head swam terribly. His wobbly legs stumbled back. And still, she advanced. “I want out of this dreadful school, Elly! I want to go back home. I want to go back to my books and my tea and my stories. I want-”

His back met the wall.

And she closed in.

“I-I want to see my mother and father again…”

He swallowed hard.

“Don’t you care that I miss them...?”
Holding off on Timmy's reaction until we see how this expert act of charm shakes out. :P
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