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5 yrs ago
Current Who needs drugs when you can just stand up really fast
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6 yrs ago
I think I need a new razor. Shaving feels like rubbing a slightly pointy eraser against my face five times.
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6 yrs ago
It sounds like God is taking a piss on my house outside
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6 yrs ago
Just noticed that my total amount of reactions recieved is equal to the amount of reactions given. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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6 yrs ago
Nothing quite like powering through an assignment through sheer anger at having to do it

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Despite everything, Theodore Richford was still standing. The old world was dead and gone, nothing but memories in the minds of the precious few who were still alive. The new world was a harsh and unforgiving place. Most of humanity had fallen in the first weeks, and those that survived found that they were no longer at the top of the food chain. Monsters lurked in the dark, now. The undead were the most plentiful by far, but they were also far from the most dangerous.

Ted was lucky enough to be away from civilization when the world ended. He was a hunter then, stalking deer in the Pennsylvania wilderness. At first, he didn't even know the world had ended. Away from civilization, the signs that something was wrong came gradually. Radio stations changing to repeated warnings, then silence. Abandoned vehicles on the road, seemingly broken into. The buzzing of insects grew louder, then the shuffling of feet in the night. Things, shapes moving in the darkness.

Adapting to this new world wasn't easy, but he managed. He had plenty of experience with living off the land, and he knew the area well. But above all else, he was a skilled hunter. The prey was like nothing he had faced before, and unlike the deer, they fought back. But for all their differences, all their alien features, they weren't immune to bullets. So, he hunted them.



The storm was relentless, and Ted knew he had to find shelter before exposure and exhaustion put an end to him. He wasn't sure where he was, but it seemed like he had wandered into a town, or maybe a city. The undead would likely be nearby, but he hadn't seen any sign of them so far. Still, he couldn't let himself be caught off guard. He'd have to find shelter soon- a building he could secure, or at least a place where he could set up a lean-to. Maybe if he was lucky, he would find a working car to replace the one that had broken down on him hours earlier.

But in the night, he couldn't see anything. Finally, he rounded the corner, where a street lamp stood bright against the darkness. The building next to it had its lights on, beckoning him in. Despite the strangeness of it all, something compelled him to go inside. Something about the area made him feel safer. So, he opened the door, and walked in.

As he shut the door behind him, the others in the bar would be able to get a good look at him. He appeared to be middle-aged, and his skin was pale. He was a gaunt figure, the demands of the new world having dealt a heavy toll to his body. He was incredibly skinny, and the look on his face was that of someone who hadn't slept in a long time. He wore a dark green knit hat, with some of his black hairs poking out, as well as an old Army jacket, cargo pants, and hiking boots. He had a rucksack and a rifle strapped to his back, and a shotgun in his right hand. Everything was covered by a clear plastic poncho, thrown over his other clothing to protect it from the rain.

Looking around, he immediately noticed that he wasn't alone. A bartender and someone in a hoodie, who was sitting at the bar. The impossibility of the scenario was obvious. A place like this couldn't exist, not in a city, or even a small town. But despite everything, no horde of undead appeared to smash through the windows and break down the doors. Somehow, this place existed, and he was here. Something about it told him that, despite how impossible it seemed, he had nothing to fear.

So, after giving the bartender a nod, he wiped off his boots, then walked over to the wall. He took off the poncho first, folding it up and placing it down before placing his rucksack, rifle, and shotgun next to it. Finally, he took off his hat and placed it on top of the rucksack, before walking over to the bar and sitting down, one seat away from the stranger. After a few moments, he looked up at the bartender. "Hey..." He paused for a moment, thinking of what to say. Looking over at the stranger, he noticed the menu in front of them. "Uh...could I have a menu?"
Alright, I should be able to post tomorrow. Too tired now.
I'll probably wait for others to post before I post again.
I'll post something sometime soon, just deciding what to be.
This sounds interesting.
Moonreaver
Bridge of the Renatus | Location Unknown



Ikani stood on her end of the bridge, taking a moment to observe the various delegations. They were all Terran, as she suspected, although their weapons and armor were unfamiliar to her. It looked much lighter than the heavy powered armor that the Terrans of the Koprulu Sector used, perhaps designed for mobility over protection. Either that, or these Terrans were not as technologically advanced as the ones she was used to. If this did end in a fight, that would be useful for her.

But they weren't here to fight. They stood and listened as Valtrix spoke, their two Hydralisk escorts eyeing the other delegations with animalistic stares. They wouldn't attack anyone unless Ikani ordered them to, but their presence would no doubt serve as a deterrent to any sort of attacks. As their host's speech ended, Ikani took a moment to psionically share a few thoughts with her Terran counterpart, before stepping up to speak.

"Perhaps. I would argue that we don't know how we got here, but that is beside the point. For whatever reason, we have been brought here, to this system, together. If this was some sort of random wormhole, it would not explain why we were all taken to this particular system. Because of this, I can't help but think that we were brought here intentionally. As to why, well...there is no way to tell as of yet."

After Ikani finished, she nodded to Shelley beside her, who began to speak. "And we don't know where here is, either. It doesn't match any system on our star maps, and I assume the same is true for the rest of you. For all we know, this galaxy could be completely uninhabited, filled with dangerous beings, or...well, anything. This system appears barren, so I doubt we'll find any answers here. Travelling to another system might give us more information, or even put us into contact with the locals, if there are any. I...assume your ships all have functioning faster than light systems, yes?"

I had a family event today, so I will have to post tomorrow.
I'll get something up tomorrow.
Uh...what?
Michael and Franklin

Level 4- (0/40) EXP / Level 2- (17/20) EXP
Location: On the Road
Wordcount: 542



The small group of lightly-armed buggies didn't last long under the combined assault. Every member of the group quickly laid into them, unleashing a barrage of attacks. The two surviving cars fled soon after, driving off into the distance. Franklin and Michael moved near the front of the convoy, stopping their bikes for a moment to watch as the two survivors drove off. Franklin lifted up the plasma pistol, watching as it cooled down from the charged shot. "Looks like it has an EMP effect. It totally shut down their car."

"I saw. That'll be helpful, if..." Michael paused, looking into the distance. "...shit, get ready. They brought backup."

As soon as the words left Michael's mouth, something flew over their heads, detonating over them with a blast of heat and fire. After shielding themselves from the heat, the two looked up to see enemy reinforcements heading their way. They were an odd group, but certainly more intimidating than the buggies from before- an armored ice cream truck, another buggy, and a giant monster truck. Their faces both went pale as the array of weapons on the enemy vehicles became clear. "Shit, we gotta move!"

The two revved up their engines, moving off in opposite directions- Michael heading left, and Franklin heading right. Fortunately, the initial barrage of gunfire wasn't aimed at either of them, and they were able to maneuver away in time. Michael, unable to do anything about the giant monster truck currently, decided to focus on the two surviving cars and the new buggy. He moved up near the two survivors, strafing them with his Uzi, attempting to take out either the drivers or the tires. From his side, he could hear Ratchet shouting to not kill the drivers of the buggy, saying that they were great heroes and would be helpful. Well, I won't say no to some more help... Seeing Gene jump on the buggy in an attempt to disable it, Michael sped up behind it and began to fire at the back wheels, also trying to disable it.

Meanwhile, Franklin had sped off to the other side, already charging his plasma pistol. He decided to trail the ice cream truck from a distance, waiting for his plasma pistol to charge up. He wasn't sure what target needed to be disabled more- the monster truck or the ice cream truck, but he had to keep moving. While he rode, he saw Donnie come up beside the ice cream truck, and the kid with the weird hat try to push it over. Looking back, he saw the monster truck and Bowser locked in a battle, the monster truck firing its miniguns at him. As the plasma pistol's charge was full, he made his decision. While the ice cream truck was a big threat, he would have to trust the others to deal with it. The monster truck, on the other hand, might be able to overpower Bowser with its weaponry, something that he couldn't allow. Turning away from the ice cream truck, he drove towards where Bowser and the monster truck were fighting, coming up behind the massive vehicle. Lifting up the glowing plasma pistol, he released the trigger, unleashing a fully charged bolt towards the monster truck.
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